So many people are looking for jobs these days that people are beginning to post ads inside the stalls of bathrooms, thinking sooner or later someone needing help will come into the stall. Or at least that was the idea of John Linden Elmore of Lexing...
(New York - NY) According to a government report released this week, the nation's unemployment rate rose above 10% for the first time since 1983, a more drastic jump than expected. Although last month the Obama administration estimated that 640,0...
Paterson, N.J. - In these dark day's of Obama's America, breaking into the job market is harder than ever. That's why the good people at Whiteman and Blechboi have provided a list of tips to help you ace any interview and make that job your's! 1. Leave your cell phone on. Nothing says, "I'm worthless and no one needs me" like your phone not ringing. When it does ring, check the number, so t...
WASHINGTON DC - The economy has shed 15 million jobs since the recession began, according to government reports. The US economy lost 310,000 jobs in September, which was what Rash Limbrough expected, according to official payroll figures. Rec...
(Washington) President Obama announced yesterday massive road construction planned nationwide enlisting aid from thousands of unemployed people. The "Pot Hole Brigade" as they've been dubbed are excited to be back working again. Finding employm...
During these cash-strapped, under-nourished times when most people smell like tears and Special Brew it can be useful to find gainful employment and start earning money. Like most worthwhile things in life, getting a job requires hard work, dedication and begging on your knees like a dog. Here are some useful tips for today's hardy job seeker- Buy a suit and wear it on the day of your job i...
Washington, DC-An innovative new online University is attracting a lot of attention, especially after guaranteeing every student a virtual employment offer upon graduation. "Our school prepares students for every career you could possibly imagi...
The UK's biggest insurer Aviva has been able to cut over 1,100 jobs as a result of its name change. Formerly Norwich Union, the financial giant has revealed that the rebranding has been so successful it doesn't need to employ so many staff to cove...
A new exercise initiative has been announced today by a group called WellFit4Work which is designed to reduce the sedentary aspect of many people's jobs. WellFit4Work is a joint venture between the Government and industry to combat obesity and lack...
Joy on the UK employment front today as a vacancy has been announced. Alf's Barbershop in Rosegrove Lane, Burnley, Lancs., announced that a position was currently available for a sweeper upper. Boss, Alf, told us: "It's true. There is a post...
As a serious recession hit Britain, with many businesses folding and jobs being lost, Parliament itself decided to cut about 500 MPs, in a bid to reduce costs. 'It had to happen', the Speaker of the House, Sir Reginald Gourmet, said, 'Parliament h...
Calls were made today by powerful lobby groups in Westminster for the establishment of Superjobcentres at strategic locations around the country, which would cater for the legions of unemployed professional white-collar workers, many of whom have bee...
Supermarket titan Asda has offered a lifeline to bankers left redundant as a result of the economic crisis, with the announcement of new employment opportunities. Asda said "we are delighted to be helping out bankers in their current straitened ti...
Pounduniverse, the British high street budget retailer is to shed two thousand jobs across the country in a bid to cut costs. All the jobs will be in the security aspect of the company, with every security guard axed. "It makes commercial sense...
Washington, DC - Soon the backbone of our economy, America's middle class, blue-color workers, men in hardhats, steel toed boots and holding black lunch-buckets on their laps on their way to their new jobs promised will be seated alongside the nation...
WASHITON - Half-million jobs vanished virtually in a flash last month, the worst in over a century. Some people predict 1 million jobs will vanish between now and the spring of 2009 - and that the once-humming economy could stagger forward at a sh...
The US Post Office, in a novel move to prevent the layoff of 40,000 employees from across the country, has come up with a plan to only pretend to pay their employees who only pretend to work. This move could save a lot of fat butts from having to go...
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