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Funny story: Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

American hip-hop artist Kanye West has given his fans a Christmas gift they will never forget, deciding to legally change his date of birth to 25 December 4BC. West's groundbreaking age reclassification decision means he will not only share a birt...

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Funny story: Victims of Ice Storm learn the Horrible True Meaning of Christmas

Victims of Ice Storm learn the Horrible True Meaning of Christmas

Many Torontonians and Americans have had their power knocked out by a catastrophic ice storm, but some are taking solace in the fact that being cursed with such utter darkness has taught them the true, horrible meaning of Christmas. The ice storm...

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Funny story: Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

For at least one group of people, Christmas can't be over soon enough. No, this group isn't comprised of Scrooges or Grinches but advocates for the colors green and red who say it's time society take back these two colors from Christmas and restore...

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Funny story: Fox News Reporter Megyn Kelly Corrects Jesse Jackson About Nat King Cole Being Black

Fox News Reporter Megyn Kelly Corrects Jesse Jackson About Nat King Cole Being Black

Atlanta GA Fox reporter Megyn Kelly corrected MLK friend Jesse Jackson when Mr. Jackson was talking about how an African American, Nat King Cole, sang The Christmas Song. "You can tell by listening to him that he's not African-American. And Cole...

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Funny story: St. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses

St. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses

Damascus, Syria St. Paul returned to the famous site today where he met Jesus two thousand years ago. It was here he converted from being a heathen persecutor of Christians to a beloved martyr of early Christendom. As he walked down the road, he...

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Funny story: History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

Professor David Humdrum reports "Jesus was born in a stable environment and this gave him an edge in life." The professor went on to say that a manuscript of a diary that Mary kept had recently been discovered. Here is an excerpt of Mary's journa...

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Funny story: Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Dateline: VATICAN-Experts agree that Pope Francis has made a concerted effort to change people's impression of the Catholic Church, by adopting a less ostentatious style of public relations, leading non-Christians and Christians alike to be aston...

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Funny story: Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Spokespersons for both sides in the recent conflict generated by the Pope have rushed forward with hands outstretched and wide smiles. According to his spokespersons, the Pope is considering how to respond to recent offers from global financiers i...

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Funny story: Jerusalem: City of culture

Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...

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Funny story: A Chrisbus Cackle

A Chrisbus Cackle

Here are two long long Chrisbus lettuce Dir Simon Horp yore havving a spivving time in the countryside, we know that you are. Just a little spiggy about us. Dad's had a shave and is the usual chips off the old bloke he's always been, Mary really is a grate size now but we horpe she won't bust before you arrive. Josie needs embalming after her accident and Ken (minus tail) won a lorry full of...

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Funny story: "Second Coming" Come and Gone?

"Second Coming" Come and Gone?

There was a brief moment of what can only be described as pandemonium yesterday near the Lincoln Memorial at Washington's National Mall. A man claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth was seen to walk barefoot across the Reflecting PooL scene of many a p...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ returns, is shot and killed in Las Vegas

Jesus Christ returns, is shot and killed in Las Vegas

Faithful believers around the globe were joyful then stunned as Jesus of Nazareth, long awaited Messiah of the Christian faith, returned to Earth, only to be subsequently shot and killed at close range in Las Vegas by unknown assailants. The Cla...

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Funny story: Jesus abandons the USA on a gay day!

Jesus abandons the USA on a gay day!

Somewhere in the USA: It has been reported by those who should know better and do not, that Jesus, yes him not imposters, has turned his back on the USA but not in a gay way. After the US courts decided to recognise same-sex marriages as legal, Je...

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Funny story: Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXAS - Cheyenna Richards, of Houston, Texas, who admits she's "not all that," nevertheless claims that Jesus frequently joins her in the shower. The former atheist, who now describes herself as "a believer," says that his...

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Funny story: With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament

With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament

The NRA today released its new translation of the New Testament, based heavily on the King James Version. Said NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre of the new translation: "We believe this new version of the New Testament will more accurately reflect the Second Amendment principles the United States and the nation of Israel were founded upon." What follows is an excerpt from the new translation, called,...

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Funny story: "Accidental Jew-Boy" written by Christ in 22 AD discovered in Galilee cave!

"Accidental Jew-Boy" written by Christ in 22 AD discovered in Galilee cave!

An archeological dig in Galilee has uncovered transcripts of songs supposedly written by a young Jesus Christ in the year 22 AD. The transcripts were written in Aramaic, the language of Christ. The songs evidently deal with Christ's concerns that fut...

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Funny story: France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

Today France's Grand Rabbi Gilles Bernheim resigned because he was caught plagiarizing other authors in his book "Forty Jewish Meditations' and adding ficticious plaudits to his CV. His first comment was "I hope that this doesn't hinder Anthony Weine...

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