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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Denies She Is One Of Tiger's "Golf Girls"

Jessica Simpson Denies She Is One Of Tiger's "Golf Girls"

HOLLYWOOD - Rumors are vigorously circulating that singer-actress Jessica Simpson may be the first celebrity member of Tiger Woods "Scorecard Cutey Club." The 29-year-old Simpson first met Woods at a golf tournament in Bethesda, Maryland. One of t...

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Funny story: Joe Simpson Defends His Daughters Ashlee & Jessica: They Are Not As Stupid As They Appear!

Joe Simpson Defends His Daughters Ashlee & Jessica: They Are Not As Stupid As They Appear!

Apparently, Joe Simpson felt the need to defend his daughters, Ashlee and Jessica, from the media saying they're always made to look like failures. "Just because they sometimes...well, often, act like a couple of dinks just means that our family i...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 95 Pounds And Says She Did It To Get Tony Romo Back

Jessica Simpson Loses 95 Pounds And Says She Did It To Get Tony Romo Back

MALIBU BEACH - Jessica Simpson who went on the world-famous Yoki Nishimura Japanese Diet has lost 95 pounds. Simpson said that the diet consists of eating nothing but sushi. She said that she had sushiburgers, sushi tacos, and sushi pizza. And...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has told her next door neighbor Truman Rasmussen that she is taking credit for the Cowboys victory over the Oakland Raiders 24-7. "Tits" as Rasmussen aff...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Moon Romo After HE Shows HIS Ass in Loss to Packers!

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Moon Romo After HE Shows HIS Ass in Loss to Packers!

In an ultimate showing of disrespect, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders mooned star crossed Quarterback Tony Romo after yet another dismal showing. Unable to get untracked from the highly publicized break up with Texas Free Ranging Cow, Jessica Simps...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, has told his star quarterback Tony Romo that he does not want to see him on the sidelines wearing his baseball cap backwards anymore. Jones told Romo that he expects him to wear his baseball c...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Marries Wal-Mart

Jessica Simpson Marries Wal-Mart

Jessica Simpson, a Hollywood personality mostly famous for having a really nice body, starring in a reality series, bringing bad luck to boyfriends, and being dumber than a box of rocks, announced that she secretly married Wal-Mart last week. A...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Dallas,TX/ Broke Back Mountain Quarterback News - The Cowboy's 'aw shucks' quarterback, Tony Romo, with T.O. gone, and Jessica Simpson abandoned in a PETA shelter the day before her 29th birthday, is still blaming his former bad luck charm for less t...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

PHOENIX, AZ (ABSNN) with Abel Rodriguez on site - Jessica Simpson, possessor of the World's Most Dangerous Vagina, and a member of Sarah Palin's Chupacabra Hunting Expedition, became a Pocahontas of sorts, when she disarmed Palin, and saved the life...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Jessica Simpson Says, "Ya See It Wasn't Me After all Was It?"

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Jessica Simpson Says, "Ya See It Wasn't Me After all Was It?"

DENVER - The Denver Broncos improved their record to 4-0 with a 17-10 win over the Dallas Cowboys who fell to 2-2. The Cowboys cannot blame the mile high altitude, or the snow, or the fact that the Denver fans just happen to cheer louder than most...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

DALLAS - Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has just given his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson a brand new dog which looks exactly like her ex-dog Daisy. Romo said that he felt real bad for Jessica when he heard that little Daisy had been dognapped by a...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Business magnate, entrepreneur, and TV host Martha Stewart has lashed out at Jessica Simpson for not watching her little dog more closely. Stewart who is 68, said that if Jessica had been watching her little pooch instead of worryi...

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Funny story: Show Us Your Nukes

Show Us Your Nukes

Pittsburgh - The G20 meeting here closed with a statement by President Obama that "The United States will not tolerate the development of large breasted women in Iran in through either natural or artificial means in contravention with International a...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Undresses On Stage!

Jessica Simpson Undresses On Stage!

Jessica Simpson surprised her audience last night by stopping her show long enough to yell, "Do you want a big surprise?" When the crowd agreed, Jessica began removing her clothes. As the audience sat there stunned, she yelled again, "Guess w...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Singer Jessica Simpson, still depressed about the dognapping of her dog by the California Chupacabra has reportedly called up ex-boyfriend Tony Romo and told him that she will give him a blank check if he takes her back. Tony sti...

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Funny story: 'All Obama All the Time' Causes Man to Trash Telly and Blow Up Power Staion Causing "Black Out!"

'All Obama All the Time' Causes Man to Trash Telly and Blow Up Power Staion Causing "Black Out!"

Washington, DC/ Department of Energy Emergency Bulletin - Officials have traced the cause of a nationwide 'Blackout' of all power sources to a disgruntled Middle American who said he took drastic action against the government after every single TV pr...

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