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Funny story: Fukushima - Japan - Is There Even Worse To Follow?

Fukushima - Japan - Is There Even Worse To Follow?

As if Japan hasn't had enough to deal with - a megaquake, a devastating tsunami, some pessimists are now anxiously keeping tabs on the situation at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Facility, and are sincerely hoping that it won't develop into a full on nu...

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Funny story: Japanese earthquake caused by "whale terrorists"

Japanese earthquake caused by "whale terrorists"

As Japan today recovers from its devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami, people are beginning to ask questions about how and why this could have happened. Professor Sunichi Robotifuki of the University of Tokyo spoke to the press today thro...

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Funny story: Nuclear experts confounded

Nuclear experts confounded

Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here. Surprisingly, they are sud...

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Funny story: A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea

A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea

MIAMI - Scientific and oceanographic experts at the highly prestigious Moby Dick Institute For the Study of Oceanographic Graphical Occurrences are stating that the magnitude of the March 11 Japanese earthquake is so powerful that it will have devast...

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Funny story: Japanese tsunami depositing millions of tonnes of swarming jellyfish all over quake-stricken New Zealand

Japanese tsunami depositing millions of tonnes of swarming jellyfish all over quake-stricken New Zealand

Japan - Introduced into Japan's temperate waters in 1921, the progeny of a mating pair of Nomura's Jellyfish are set to cause catastrophe in the Pacific Ring Of Fire's quake-hit zone. Seismologists said today up to 10 million of the giant beasties...

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Funny story: Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Lines formed around the block in San Francisco at the city's marijuana distribution points as citizens prepared for emergency conditions following an 8.9 earthquake in Japan and a Tsunami warning extending from the California coast up to Washington...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics cause Japanese beer shortage!

SuBo fanatics cause Japanese beer shortage!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have caused Japan to run out of beer, after SuBo was heard humming away in a Japanese beer commercial. "If Susan has endorsed it, then it's good enough for me! I immediately took my wealthy husband's...

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Funny story: Glaswegian Comes Out On Top In Study

Glaswegian Comes Out On Top In Study

Unexpected results regarding accents have been issued recently by Northumbria University. The University's Social Linguistic department asked a selection of Japanese people to listen to various accents and grade them according to a number of perso...

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Funny story: Japanese Craze To Sweep Britain

Japanese Craze To Sweep Britain

Those crazy Japanese have done it again and invented another craze that's set to send the UK into a frenzy. It's set to revolutionise pubs and Clubs up and down the land and in these hard times it's just the tonic we need. Businessman and entrepr...

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Funny story: Sumo wrestlers cancel world tour, they've been caught with their "strings" down!

Sumo wrestlers cancel world tour, they've been caught with their "strings" down!

The Japanese Sumo Wrestling board has been forced to cancel their world tour because it seems that their wrestlers are becoming too fat (loaded down with bent Yen after betting scandals). Sumo wrestling in Japan is not only a sport, it's religious...

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Funny story: Megan Fox is Japanese Doll

Megan Fox is Japanese Doll

Talk about putting one over on the public and great advertising, the Japanese company "Itzu-tse" has created a masterstroke by faking out millions of people with a Megan Fox robot doll. No, there really IS a Megan Fox who plays that sexy lady in T...

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Funny story: Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Video games in Japan are aiming to improve the accuracy of Japanese men when it comes to the art of pissing accurately. As a third of Japanese men prefer to urinate sitting down, when their power of accuracy is unknown and women also, with a few e...

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Funny story: Japanese erections to be held

Japanese erections to be held

Japanese politics is not known for its radicalism and dynamism but it looks like this is all going to change. Quoting directly from our embedded source in the Japanese "National Unity" ruling party (slogan: Lets all do it together, let's do it now...

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Funny story: Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

The Japanese Institute of Short Men have approached the Japanese government to make it illegal to ridicule their members for wearing high heels. "In a nation typified by shorter people," said Masahiko Nagamoto, sporting a glorious pair of four and...

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Funny story: Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Radioactive california rolls were flying in downtown Tokyo this morning as Kim Jong il nuked Japan. Speculation was rife over why the North Korean Leader would do such a thing. House Leader John Boehner forbid the 30,000 US troops in South Korea from...

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Funny story: Japan Invents The Fastest Opening Beer Can In The World

Japan Invents The Fastest Opening Beer Can In The World

OSAKA, Japan - The Fuji Fuji Oopsy Beer Company of Osaka has just introduced the new FFO-7000 Easy Opening Beer Can. Japanese research scientists worked for five months perfecting the new beer can which can be opened up to 2.3 seconds quicker than...

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Funny story: Paris Hiton Press Conference in Japan but not in Japan

Paris Hiton Press Conference in Japan but not in Japan

Paris Hilton who was denied entry into Japan is still in Japan. Unbeknown to most, Paris Hilton was permitted to hang out in Japan after sending a stand-in home instead. "The stand-in is me regardless of the fact that I am here because as long as she left Japan then technically I left because she is me, that way I can continue on as me while she is me outside of Japan since I am not allowed in...

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