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Funny story: Bond star Craig voted top Carry On lookalike tosser

Bond star Craig voted top Carry On lookalike tosser

London - (Rioters): A top selling UK men's magazine has voted latest James Bond movie heart throb Daniel Craig as the entertainment industry's number one tosser and a leading contender for Carry On films' Sid James lookalike competition.

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Funny story: Thrilling New Departure For Agent 007

Thrilling New Departure For Agent 007

The next James Bond film will "reflect these modern times" according to reports coming out of the movie world today.

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Funny story: It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

You couldn't make it up could you? But that won't stop The Spoof trying, so get a load of this.

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Funny story: Place Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs

Place Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs

It will be finally revealed today where Britain's first super-casino is to be located.

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Funny story: Jethro Tipped as New 007

Jethro Tipped as New 007

Cornish comedian Jethro has been tipped as the new James Bond following Pierce Brosnan's recent departure as the British secret agent.

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Funny story: Daniel Craig Born to Play James Bond 007

Daniel Craig Born to Play James Bond 007

In further efforts to try to repaint history and convince the movie-going public that Daniel Craig was the producer's first and only choice to replace Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, Eon Productions and Sony Pictures have issued a formal statement that...

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Funny story: Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

Faces burning with embarrassment, the producers of the James Bond film series met in an emergency closed door session to strategize a replacement replacement after having their offer of the role refused by Clive Owen, then Hugh Jackman, and finally R...

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Funny story: New James Bond Selected

New James Bond Selected

Actor Daniel Craig ended months of speculation by being named to play James Bond in the upcoming 21st Bond film, Casino Royale. This movie uses the title of the first of the spy novels written by the late Ian Fleming. Another version of the book, a...

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Funny story: James Bond Film Changes Title and Signs Eight to Ensemble

James Bond Film Changes Title and Signs Eight to Ensemble

Unable to arrive at a consensus choice of what actor the public will best embrace as the next James Bond, Sony Pictures Entertainment has emerged from closed door meetings with co-producers Eon Productions with a contingency plan that will keep produ...

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Funny story: James Bond Casting Enters Reality TV

James Bond Casting Enters Reality TV

Sony Pictures has announced that the mystery of who will be the next James Bond will be solved the way all decisions are made today: via reality television.

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Funny story: James Bond Auditions Footballers

James Bond Auditions Footballers

James Bond's next adventure has been delayed by the search for an actor to play Bond. In light of the difficulties in casting 007, the Producers recently decided to have a look at English footballers. Auditions were held in London and casting dir...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Is New James Bond

Michael Moore Is New James Bond

Michael Moore may not have cracked the nod for the Democratic Convention but he's scored big time with the role of James Bond in "You only look like you've lived twice". This news breaking after Pierce Brosnan confirmed that he is n...

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Funny story: Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate

Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate

Washington, DC - Vice Admiral James Bond Stockdale (ret.), Ross Perot's running mate during the 1992 Presidential election, today announced his plan to run as an independent Vice Presidential candidate. In an unusual step, Admiral Stockdale is runni...

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Funny story: Sexy Britney Strips In New Bond Movie

Sexy Britney Strips In New Bond Movie

The ‘luvvie' world was set alight last night when it was revealed that Johnny Rotten had quit the Australian set of ‘I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here ----' because he was to star in the new James Bond film.

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