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Funny story: Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Smug b*stard Pierce Brosnan is being investigated for alegedly assaulting a photographer. LA County Sheriff Randy Allnite had this to say: "We are investigating a complaint made against smug b*stard Pierce B...

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Funny story: Waller To Be New Bond

Waller To Be New Bond

It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.

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Funny story: Seventies Soap Opera Was Recruiting Portal For Spys And Spooks And That

Seventies Soap Opera Was Recruiting Portal For Spys And Spooks And That

Sensational news emerging tonight that seventies Brummy soap opera, Crossroads, was in fact a recruiting ground for the UK's top spying bods, MFI.

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Funny story: Dame Judi Dench in love tryst with Commander James Bond

Dame Judi Dench in love tryst with Commander James Bond

MI5 handlers are reportedly furious that top secret agent James Bond has been caught with his pants down on the job with his crusty boss Dame Judi Dench (also known as M).

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Funny story: James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.

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Funny story: Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey, the Welsh crooner, was involved in a near-fatal helicopter crash yesterday when her expensive pink Julien MacDonald dress became entangled with the copter's blades on her wa...

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Funny story: Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...

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Funny story: New Bond Girls Unveiled

New Bond Girls Unveiled

Well the wait is over. Entertainless News is pleased to bring our readers the news that the newest femme fatales have been selected for the next James Bond movie, "Bloke, Cloak, and Dagger, which is set to be released sometime in early 2008.

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Funny story: Prince Charles to Star in New Bond Movie

Prince Charles to Star in New Bond Movie

London - Prince Charles will be cast in the role of British secret agent 007 in the next installment of the extraordinarily successful James Bond cinematic phenomenon.

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Funny story: Prince Charles Selected to Be the Next James Bond

Prince Charles Selected to Be the Next James Bond

BCC - The United Artists group has had disaster after disaster trying to cast new James Bonds. In an effort to put an end to their distress, UA has picked Prince Charles to be the new James Bond.

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Funny story: American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.

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Funny story: Bond star Craig voted top Carry On lookalike tosser

Bond star Craig voted top Carry On lookalike tosser

London - (Rioters): A top selling UK men's magazine has voted latest James Bond movie heart throb Daniel Craig as the entertainment industry's number one tosser and a leading contender for Carry On films' Sid James lookalike competition.

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Funny story: Thrilling New Departure For Agent 007

Thrilling New Departure For Agent 007

The next James Bond film will "reflect these modern times" according to reports coming out of the movie world today.

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Funny story: It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

You couldn't make it up could you? But that won't stop The Spoof trying, so get a load of this.

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Funny story: Place Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs

Place Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs

It will be finally revealed today where Britain's first super-casino is to be located.

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Funny story: Jethro Tipped as New 007

Jethro Tipped as New 007

Cornish comedian Jethro has been tipped as the new James Bond following Pierce Brosnan's recent departure as the British secret agent.

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Funny story: Daniel Craig Born to Play James Bond 007

Daniel Craig Born to Play James Bond 007

In further efforts to try to repaint history and convince the movie-going public that Daniel Craig was the producer's first and only choice to replace Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, Eon Productions and Sony Pictures have issued a formal statement that...

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