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Funny story: Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...

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Funny story: Rowling's gay smear unleashes Curse of Dumbledore

Rowling's gay smear unleashes Curse of Dumbledore

New York - (Sordid Mess): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has unleashed a humongous and irreversible Halloween hex with her gay Dumbledore smear.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling reads passages from Deathly Hallows to LAUSD kids; children say: 'it still didn't make the ending any better'

J.K. Rowling reads passages from Deathly Hallows to LAUSD kids; children say: 'it still didn't make the ending any better'

Hollywood, California - J.K. Rowling made an appearance at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California today. She took the stage before an underage-cheering horde of her adoring fans. She was there on a book promotion tour and to lend her support of a...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award

J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix swept ITV's National Movie Awards at the London's Royal Festival Hall, taking every award, even the award for the best animation. Cr...

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Funny story: Rowling to ghostwrite Cherie hagiography

Rowling to ghostwrite Cherie hagiography

London - (Ass mess & ReUterus): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has been recruited to ghostwrite Cherie Blair's hagiography under the working title Having Your Cake and Easting It!...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...

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Funny story: Blair recruits JK Rowling to ghostwrite official memoir

Blair recruits JK Rowling to ghostwrite official memoir

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has turned to literary thief, plagiarist and serial fraudster JK Rowling to help ghostwrite his autobiography after Downing Street source material diaries were barred from release by the Metropolita...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...

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Funny story: Rowling fails to scotch Anne Robinson rumors

Rowling fails to scotch Anne Robinson rumors

Edinburgh - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Plagiarising fraudster and serial childrens' book story thief JK Rowling has lost a High Court attempt to gag reports that she is the daughter of the BBC gargolye presenter Anne Robinson.

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Funny story: JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

Juvenile Korner, or JK, Rowling, the authoress of the now-defunct Harry Potter children's series of books, has said she is already back at work penning two new works as she bids to leave the days of Hogwa...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Crisis Hotline gets badly needed assistance from Dr. Kevorkian

Harry Potter Crisis Hotline gets badly needed assistance from Dr. Kevorkian

London, England - The Harry Potter Crisis Hotline is setup to take calls from fans, many whom are emotionally ill-equip to handle the conclusion of the series, let alone the rumored loss major charters in J.K. Rowling's final installation, "...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Ripped Me Off Says Mr Mop

Harry Potter Ripped Me Off Says Mr Mop

Those copyright lawyers are rubbing their hands with glee as today sees what could be the biggest book battle ever.

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Funny story: Worst summer's day 20 July to be followed by "something even more horrid": soothsayers predict

Worst summer's day 20 July to be followed by "something even more horrid": soothsayers predict

London - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by the Meteorological Office's grim predictions that Friday 20 July "will be the wettest and worst Summer's day since records began" the World Wiccan Council astrology division has issued its o...

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Funny story: Cops say JK Rowling's agent 'at heart of ten year deception'

Cops say JK Rowling's agent 'at heart of ten year deception'

New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): Serious Fraud Office sources have said today that Christopher Little, the literary agent who masterminded JK Rowling's spectacular ten year deception as the rightful author of the Harry Potter series, is at...

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Funny story: JK Rowling milking attention in little Maddie disappearance

JK Rowling milking attention in little Maddie disappearance

London - (Rotters): The felonious fraudster writer claiming authoriship of the Harry Potter stories, JK Rowling, has ratcheted up the grief stakes by insisting the launch of the seventh and final book of the series this weekend is accompanied by an a...

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