J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...
New York - (Sordid Mess): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has unleashed a humongous and irreversible Halloween hex with her gay Dumbledore smear.
Hollywood, California - J.K. Rowling made an appearance at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California today. She took the stage before an underage-cheering horde of her adoring fans. She was there on a book promotion tour and to lend her support of a...
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix swept ITV's National Movie Awards at the London's Royal Festival Hall, taking every award, even the award for the best animation. Cr...
London - (Ass mess & ReUterus): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has been recruited to ghostwrite Cherie Blair's hagiography under the working title Having Your Cake and Easting It!...
New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has turned to literary thief, plagiarist and serial fraudster JK Rowling to help ghostwrite his autobiography after Downing Street source material diaries were barred from release by the Metropolita...
Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...
J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...
Edinburgh - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Plagiarising fraudster and serial childrens' book story thief JK Rowling has lost a High Court attempt to gag reports that she is the daughter of the BBC gargolye presenter Anne Robinson.
Juvenile Korner, or JK, Rowling, the authoress of the now-defunct Harry Potter children's series of books, has said she is already back at work penning two new works as she bids to leave the days of Hogwa...
Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...
London, England - The Harry Potter Crisis Hotline is setup to take calls from fans, many whom are emotionally ill-equip to handle the conclusion of the series, let alone the rumored loss major charters in J.K. Rowling's final installation, "...
Those copyright lawyers are rubbing their hands with glee as today sees what could be the biggest book battle ever.
London - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by the Meteorological Office's grim predictions that Friday 20 July "will be the wettest and worst Summer's day since records began" the World Wiccan Council astrology division has issued its o...
New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): Serious Fraud Office sources have said today that Christopher Little, the literary agent who masterminded JK Rowling's spectacular ten year deception as the rightful author of the Harry Potter series, is at...
London - (Rotters): The felonious fraudster writer claiming authoriship of the Harry Potter stories, JK Rowling, has ratcheted up the grief stakes by insisting the launch of the seventh and final book of the series this weekend is accompanied by an a...
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