US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.
New Orleans residents evacuating the city today to escape Hurricane Gustav are being strongly advised to take all their valuables with them, and to secure everything they can't, because the police cannot guarantee properties will not have been looted...
New Orleans residents have been forced to evacuate the city after the news that President Bush is to forego his appearance at the Republican Convention in order to 'help the city of New Orleans face the hurricane.' Hordes of city-dwellers immediat...
They say that abused people sometimes develop compassion for other people in pain. Other sufferers tend to pass on the pain. The City of New Orleans after its continual abandonment by their nation under Bush appears to be part of the latter group of...
Las Vegas, Nevada (IPP) - Odds makers at the Lost Wages Casino in Las Vegas are betting that New Orleans won't get it right when Hurricane Gustav, currently south of Haiti, approaches New Orleans as a category 4 or 5 hurricane in about six days. O...
Miami, Florida (IPP) - The National Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida has received reports about a mysterious set of radio signals which seem to have originated from hurricane Gustav near Haiti. The signals were first picked up by the crew of a P...
Washington-(Daily Blow)-America, beware! The Evil George Bush is at it again. He has teamed up with Mother Nature in an attempt to steal the nation's attention away from the upcoming 2008 presidential election-which he can't win-by whipping up a trop...
Miami, Florida (IPP) - Scientist aboard a NOAA P-31 Hurricane Hunter aircraft have acquired the first photgraphs of a hurricane's or tropical storm's power source. Scientists were able to take the incredible photographs of Fay's power source after...
Coral Gables, Miami (IPP) - The National Hurricane center (NHC) in Coral Gables, Florida is advising Florida residents to acquire life preservers and water wings and to put them on and keep them on until further notice. The NHC is telling Floridia...
Coral Gables, Miami (IPP) - The National Hurricane Center (NHC) in Coral Gables, Florida announced this morning that Ebonic names will be given to hurricanes in 2009. They have decided to do this in the interest of maintaining a fair and balanced...
Miami, Florida (IPP) - Scientist flying aboard a NOAA P-31 hurricane hunter will conduct experiments when tropical storm Fay reaches hurricane strength near the island of Cuba. The experiments involve the setting loose of flatulent gas to see if a...
Thousands of Americans are rushing to their nearest Wal-mart store to buy the newest accessory for little girls, Hurricane Dolly.
Off the coast of Florida, a gentle wind became a hurricane upon the slightest provocation by the north-western winds.
Many earthquakes have stepped forward to question why they are not given names much like their natural disaster cousins-the hurricane.
Crawford, TX -- The Bush Administration announced today that hurricane names shall henceforth commemorate key members and incidents in its administration.
MIAMI, Florida - Hurricane Noel, the deadliest named storm of 2007, went missing Sunday in the Bermuda Triangle. The storm, which had left 120 people dead and thousands homeless in the Caribbean, headed north after leaving the Caribbean in chaos, rig...
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announced today that because of emerging technology they would be able to make far more accurate hurricane forecasts well into the future.
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