The first hurricane of the season, forming about 1,400 miles east of Caribbean has announced that it will make landfall in Louisiana. "Yeah, gonna go right up the Gulf Coast of Florida," said Hurricane Bieber, now 175 miles wide. "I want to check...
NEW ORLEANS - The mayor of New Orleans Tyrone "Bling Bling" Du Maupassant-Etouffee has said that the Gulf of Mexico BP oil mess has reached catastrophic proportions. He noted that the Louisiana alligator suitcase industry and the alligator shoe in...
ATLANTA - Conan "The Really Red-Haired" O'Brien has just announced that he has agreed to a contract with The Turner Broadcasting Station (TBS). O'Brien has signed on to be the new station weathercaster and is really excited since hurricane season...
A man on vacation in Florida was blown away today in the midst of Hurricane Shanique, which struck in the early hours. The man in question who can not be named, because nobody knows who he is, was strolling along the beach when the disaster occurr...
CAPE COD, Massachusetts - Just about every weather forecaster had predicted that Hurricane Bill was going to hit the east coast of the United States. But Bill, or Billy as Larry Kings calls him miraculously made a right turn and veered away from t...
Honolulu, HI - Hurricane Fellatio is bearing down on the Hawaiian islands and is expected to reach Honolulu by nightfall as a Category 4, according to members of the U.S. National Hurricane Center. Said one member, "We expect it to make a pronoun...
MORSE, SC - The town of Morse, South Carolina, population 1, will not appear in any atlas you ever open, because it was blown completely off the face of the map today by a devastating 600-mile wide category five hurricane, said sources. The town's...
GALVESTON - Well hurricane season is here once again. And the Texas coast city of Galveston is still digging out from the bashing that it received from Hurricane Ike last September. Galveston Hurricane Center Authorities report that every day they...
Meteorologists, working in conjunction with pharmacologists, have stopped a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean before it could develop into a full blown hurricane. As a general rule, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, and t...
DALLAS, Texas - A lot of folks in Texas are still reeling from the September aftermath of Hurricane Ike. And now all of a sudden Hurricane Jerry (Jones), a category 5 hurricane, has mercilessly slammed into Dallas. Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jone...
Washington D.C - In what's being called a far-sighted and audacious move by environmentalists and security experts alike, the US Government today announced that it's seeking to eliminate Japan - and by extension Japan's hurricane causing butterflie...
Tragic news from the north! The eastern third of Canada (a country to the North of America) was devastated by a rare hurricane, named Eh. Honorable Ian MacStormcloud of parliament made the following comment: "Ok. So like, it was a really beauty...
Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas. 'Apparently, Alex Jones is still aliv...
Galveston, TX - Hurricane Ike pounded the Gulf Coast hard stated the only witness who stayed behind to see the incident. Tom Peepers, who works at the Galveston Pussy Cat Adult Theater said he saw the whole thing as he walked around the ruins of Hurr...
Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...
Yesterday, it was found out that Tony Blair, Former England Prime minister, is the 2nd biggest terrorist leader on Earth, second only to Asama Binwaden, Tony Blair also made the Hurricane heading towards the Caribbean with 75 million hair dryers.
With Hurricane Ike hovering off the South East Coast of Florida, America has been told of an even more fierce hurricane following behind from Northern Ireland. This hurricane of Irish origin is currently blowing from Ireland across the Atlantic an...
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