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Funny story: Medical mix-up gives May day dismay

Medical mix-up gives May day dismay

On the first of May 2010, Labor Day, a mix up occurred at the Wellington Hospital in London's West End, as a certain patient, a Jusmeet Singh had scheduled for a Vasectomy, however, the doctor's received the wrong charts and instead gave the poor man...

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Funny story: Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake

Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake

There is a man from Pennsylvania out there right now who is minus an appendix, but not his hard-earned savings. He wishes to remain anonymous but says he feels like he just won the lottery. He just found out that the $43,000 hospital bill, of which h...

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Funny story: Labour says hospitals are there to treat sick people

Labour says hospitals are there to treat sick people

The Labour Party have announced how they will cut funding for the NHS without reducing quality - by only treating sick people. A spokeswoman said,"we are wasting so much money on fringe activities and want to reacquaint the NHS with its core principl...

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Funny story: Hospital Cuts Revealed

Hospital Cuts Revealed

Investigations into recent cuts at a Leeds Infirmary have revealed that the standard of care may not be what it once was. One patient, who did not want to be named, said, "Yes there have been cuts, but to be fair to the staff, they have been work...

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Funny story: Hollywood Star Stable In Holby General Hospital

Hollywood Star Stable In Holby General Hospital

The veteran Hollywood actor, Simian Bogus was said to be stable in the Intensive Care Unit at the fictional BBC hospital where Charlie Fairhead used to ply his trade. Bogus, 119, a Rwandan national was admitted with a lung infection late last nigh...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga In Late Night Ambulance Emergency Dash

Lady Gaga In Late Night Ambulance Emergency Dash

Singing star Lady Gaga has been rushed to the ER at Cedars Sinai Hospital by ambulance following a medical emergency in a vivid daydream I'm having. Details aren't clear at this point, but it appears that Gaga had dinner with friends and then reti...

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Funny story: Clinton Tests New Stint with Chili Dogs

Clinton Tests New Stint with Chili Dogs

Confident in his doctor's skills and in the stint technology used to strengthen the walls of his arteries, Bill Clinton reportedly made an unscheduled stop on his way home from the hospital, for a three-pack chili dog combo and a side of cheese fries...

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Funny story: Steps Toward a Smooth Hospital Stay

Steps Toward a Smooth Hospital Stay

You know, I was recently reflecting on my last hospital stay. It began something like this: "OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT STABBING PAIN IN MY CHEST!!! ACK! IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY ARM!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I had a heart attack; a goddamned myocardial infarction! It fuckin' HURT! So I got to stay in the hospital for a few days while the doctors reminded me not to be a fat fuck and to quit...

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Funny story: Hospital Refuses To Treat Sick Patient Due To Harrassment of Nursing Staff

Hospital Refuses To Treat Sick Patient Due To Harrassment of Nursing Staff

A Veteran's Hospital in Sheepdip, West (By God) Virginia has evicted a patient and refused him medical treatment, even though the man is a highly decorated war veteran. Tha patient in question, Franklin J. Fistums, was said to have systematically al...

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Funny story: New York Emergency Rooms Overwhelmed at Thanksgiving

New York Emergency Rooms Overwhelmed at Thanksgiving

What was supposed to be a day of rest and relaxation, football and family, turned ugly in New York as hospital emergency rooms were overrun with patients suffering a host of serious injuries. "It's been ugly here", says E.R. Doctor Howie Stitchi...

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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Rushed To Hospital After Shoe Buckle Breaks

Kelly Osbourne Rushed To Hospital After Shoe Buckle Breaks

Kelly Osbourne has been rushed to hospital after a buckle fell off her shoe. The Ozzy MkII danced herself right into the emergency room after Monday night's Dancing With the Stars. But her wardrobe malfunction left her so distraught she was sen...

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Funny story: Suzanne Somers hospitalized

Suzanne Somers hospitalized

San Bruno, California - Early this morning, former actress, author and businesswoman Suzanne Somers was rushed to a local hospital, when she fell to the floor in a fit of laughter. Doctors were baffled, until she finally calmed down enough to shar...

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Funny story: Organic Hospital Ordered Closed

Organic Hospital Ordered Closed

Liberville, Calif. - Citing a "statistically significant" spate of negative outcomes for patients treated at an organic hospital and clinic in Liberville, public health authorities have ordered the facility closed and Hicks County prosecutors have co...

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Funny story: Sudden Acute Embarrassment: Cause of trip to A&E

Sudden Acute Embarrassment: Cause of trip to A&E

A Surrey man was taken to hospital today with a fractured skull brought on by Sudden Acute Embarrassment, or SAE. He had used a napkin to blown his nose earlier in the day where the nasal discharge was deflected onto his clothes. "It's really...

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Funny story: Couple that Wed in Hospital's ICU Sadly Spends Honeymoon in Morgue

Couple that Wed in Hospital's ICU Sadly Spends Honeymoon in Morgue

Los Angeles, California - In what some are calling a testimony of true love, hope and faith, others are calling the brief marriage of between, Carlos Gomez and Cynthia Sanchez, nothing less than a modern retelling of the timeless tale of Romeo and Ju...

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Funny story: Boy Eaten By Lake Bacteria Gets Sick On Hospital Ice Cream

Boy Eaten By Lake Bacteria Gets Sick On Hospital Ice Cream

Durham-Raleigh, NC - A boy who nearly died after being infected with flesh-eating bacteria after swimming in a lake has become sick after eating a soft-serve ice cream bought from a vendor in the hospital parking lot. The boy, 14 year-old Matthew...

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Funny story: Small Earthquake In Cumbria - Nobody Hurt

Small Earthquake In Cumbria - Nobody Hurt

Ulverston, Cumbria - A small earthquake, 3.4 or so, give or take, happened here in Cumbria this morning. Reporters from all over the north of England and southern Scotland flooded the area but were to be disappointed. There was no evident structur...

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