Cheryl Coal has sensationally refused to see estranged husband Ashlee after he attempted contact during her recent near death illness from malaria. Ashlee made several attempts to gain access to her chambers. He began by 'phoning her on her mobile...
The A&E department of Birmingham's new and prestigious 'Queen Elizabeth Hospital' opened for business last month. The £545million project is due to be fully open and operational by the end of 2011. A report today suggests that the new hosp...
Health chiefs were left red faced today after it emerged that an undisclosed London Hospital was turned into a film set for a porn movie. Medical staff and patients alike were outraged to learn that Ward G3 was hired out to shoot sleazy porn flick...
It has been announced that 'hosptial care will continue when you get home'. Details were not published along with this vague headline. Reporter, Lady G., decided to do some snooping behind this controversial headline and this is what she discovered: 1) Hospital care WILL continue - i.e. Nurses and Doctors who 'cared' for you will continue to think about you from time to time, when they...
On the first of May 2010, Labor Day, a mix up occurred at the Wellington Hospital in London's West End, as a certain patient, a Jusmeet Singh had scheduled for a Vasectomy, however, the doctor's received the wrong charts and instead gave the poor man...
There is a man from Pennsylvania out there right now who is minus an appendix, but not his hard-earned savings. He wishes to remain anonymous but says he feels like he just won the lottery. He just found out that the $43,000 hospital bill, of which h...
The Labour Party have announced how they will cut funding for the NHS without reducing quality - by only treating sick people. A spokeswoman said,"we are wasting so much money on fringe activities and want to reacquaint the NHS with its core principl...
Investigations into recent cuts at a Leeds Infirmary have revealed that the standard of care may not be what it once was. One patient, who did not want to be named, said, "Yes there have been cuts, but to be fair to the staff, they have been work...
The veteran Hollywood actor, Simian Bogus was said to be stable in the Intensive Care Unit at the fictional BBC hospital where Charlie Fairhead used to ply his trade. Bogus, 119, a Rwandan national was admitted with a lung infection late last nigh...
Singing star Lady Gaga has been rushed to the ER at Cedars Sinai Hospital by ambulance following a medical emergency in a vivid daydream I'm having. Details aren't clear at this point, but it appears that Gaga had dinner with friends and then reti...
Confident in his doctor's skills and in the stint technology used to strengthen the walls of his arteries, Bill Clinton reportedly made an unscheduled stop on his way home from the hospital, for a three-pack chili dog combo and a side of cheese fries...
You know, I was recently reflecting on my last hospital stay. It began something like this: "OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT STABBING PAIN IN MY CHEST!!! ACK! IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY ARM!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I had a heart attack; a goddamned myocardial infarction! It fuckin' HURT! So I got to stay in the hospital for a few days while the doctors reminded me not to be a fat fuck and to quit...
A Veteran's Hospital in Sheepdip, West (By God) Virginia has evicted a patient and refused him medical treatment, even though the man is a highly decorated war veteran. Tha patient in question, Franklin J. Fistums, was said to have systematically al...
What was supposed to be a day of rest and relaxation, football and family, turned ugly in New York as hospital emergency rooms were overrun with patients suffering a host of serious injuries. "It's been ugly here", says E.R. Doctor Howie Stitchi...
Kelly Osbourne has been rushed to hospital after a buckle fell off her shoe. The Ozzy MkII danced herself right into the emergency room after Monday night's Dancing With the Stars. But her wardrobe malfunction left her so distraught she was sen...
San Bruno, California - Early this morning, former actress, author and businesswoman Suzanne Somers was rushed to a local hospital, when she fell to the floor in a fit of laughter. Doctors were baffled, until she finally calmed down enough to shar...
Liberville, Calif. - Citing a "statistically significant" spate of negative outcomes for patients treated at an organic hospital and clinic in Liberville, public health authorities have ordered the facility closed and Hicks County prosecutors have co...
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