Shergar, the record-breaking racehorse that disappeared from stables in Ireland in 1981, has been found in a wheelie bin in Coventry. He had been dead for some time, say experts. Winner of the 1981 Epsom Derby by a record 10 lengths, the victory e...
Newmarket - (Glue Factory News): Ten years to the day since the infamous Limekilns ley lines snaffled Godolphin wonderwhorse Dubai Millenium and the Newmarket gallops track has once again claimed another victim - this time it's Harbinger. The rec...
Ascot - (Portents): It's the numerology of Sunday's 19.37GMT lunar ingress into the sign of Aquarius that's freaking out the punters. Online spreadbetting site Aintgottaprayer.con has reported a Chinese wall of money on 9/4 second favorite Harbing...
One of horse racing's most trasured prizes, the Cheltenham Gold Cup, has been stolen from the house of Raymond Mould, the owner of Charter Party, the horse that won the race in 1988. The Cup was one of three trophies that were taken during the bur...
Frankie Dettori has sensationally admitted that one of the horses in his 'Magnificent 7' was a cyborg robot. The 28th of September 1996 at Ascot had gone down in history after Dettori won all seven races in what was a triumph for punters and a cal...
Mr Ed, the world's only talking horse, agrees with Big Mac, alias John McCririck, and his outspoken views on banning the whip in horse racing. Mr Ed, talking from his stables at Newmarket, said: "That Fat Oaf Big Mac, is an absolute idiot when he...
Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season. A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions...
At Beverley racecourse yesterday in the 4.40 there was a horses called FIBS AND FLANNEL running. Mr Ed the only talking horse was advising everybody to back FIBS AND FLANNEL on the same day as one of those boring leaders debates featuring the three h...
Mr Ed finished second at Newbury yesterday in the 4.40 a three mile steeplechase and almost collapsed with exhaustion. The race had three runners but the outsider fell leaving Mr Ed racing against the 4-9 favourite Joaaci who ended up winning easily...
Lady Gaga has now had work done on her teeth and is walking around with a set of Gold Teeth probably to promote the track called TEETH on her MONSTER BALL TOUR. Meanwhile Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell has got himself a nice new set...
Ballybollox, Co Louse - (Omerta Mess): It's the stuff of nightmares alright. And today a leading trainer/stud manager refused to apologise for a dodgy cover-up at the Ballybollox Stud where Irish Whorse Welfare Truss sorcerers say the IRA shot and b...
Gloucestershire - (Shergar Mess): A death star sigil that has suddenly appeared on World Hurdle hopeful War of Attrition's hind quarters has sent fans of the Ryanair boss-owned gelding absolutely ballistic. Michael O'Leary's racing team is having...
They said it could never happen but two identically named horses shall face off against each other in a battle - a battle of horse racing proportions. Which is not particularly a battle and more of a minor skirmish. But anyhow, these two giants of...
Bureau of Land Management Officials announced an interesting plan to make profit out of approximately 2,500 wild Mustang Horses roving the free hills of Nevada. Bart Cutlery, speaking for BLM, stated that the horses are "prime cut" for UK consume...
COLUMBIA, S.C. A 50 year old man was caught aloft a pile of hay bales, pants down to his ankles pleasuring himself with a horse. This is the second time he has been "caught in the act". The horse's owner noticed the animal stumbling in pain, acti...
A civil servant who wishes to remain anonymous lets call him Mr X has stated that an MP has claimed expenses that he is not entitled to totalling £180,000. He has used the £180,000 to buy a thoroughbred racehorse which is called High Expenses whi...
Churchill Downs - (CIA Trojan Whorse Ass Mess): Stalking whorse extraordinaire West Side Bernie Madoff can win today's 135th Run for the Guns 'N' Roses to redeem all those missing $$$ billions lost in the eponymous Ponzi scamster's Mossad pension fun...
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