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Funny story: Behindatthebar challenge spells Preakness death-knell for Big Brown

Behindatthebar challenge spells Preakness death-knell for Big Brown

Pimlico - (Thoroughbred Mess): Eat your heart out, Kentucky Derby hero Big Brown.

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Funny story: Cops quiz Israeli PM in corruption probe about claims of horse discount

Cops quiz Israeli PM in corruption probe about claims of horse discount

Tel Aviv - (Hosreshit Mess): Israeli Prime Monster Ehud Olmert was being questioned under caution today about suspected corruption.

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Funny story: 2002 Kentucky Derby winner Whore Emblem can't get it up for Japanese fillies

2002 Kentucky Derby winner Whore Emblem can't get it up for Japanese fillies

Hokkaido, Japan - (Horse-bollox Mess): Fabled 2002 Kentucky Derby winner Whore Emblem has gone lame in the matrimonial stakes at his Shadai Stallion Station Japanese stud farm home.

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Funny story: Dutrow bullish about Big Brown superstar

Dutrow bullish about Big Brown superstar

Louisville, Kentucky - (Thoroughbred Mess): Unbeaten 3/1 Kentucky derby favorite Big Brown is the bees' knees' to trainer Rick Dutrow who has dismissed kiss-of-death fears for the colt's outside draw of stall number 20 as nothing more tha...

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Funny story: Dubai's Shaikh McTomb-Raider desperate to buy awesome Kentucky Derby contender Big Brown

Dubai's Shaikh McTomb-Raider desperate to buy awesome Kentucky Derby contender Big Brown

Louisville, Kentucky - (Thoroughbred Mess): A couple of former Off-the-Wall-Street investment bankers-turned racing fanatics are chuffed to bits this weekend.

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Funny story: Comply Or Die a grim omen for Hellfire Club matriarch

Comply Or Die a grim omen for Hellfire Club matriarch

Aintree - (Superstitious Mess): Frantic scenes have greeted Grand National hero Comply or Die in the Aintree Winner's Enclosure sparking apocalyptic rumors that the horse's name predicts the imminent endgame for Hellfire Club matria...

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post

2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post

Police and terrorism officers, acting on a 'hot tip'at the Grand National at Aintree, have arrested seven suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber racegoers during the feature race this afternoon, in the b...

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...

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Funny story: Queen's Horse "Norfolk n Chance" 10,000 to 1 Outsider to Win the Grand National

Queen's Horse "Norfolk n Chance" 10,000 to 1 Outsider to Win the Grand National

Bookmaker Dwain Chambers has been offering odds of 10,000 to 1 on the Queens horse Norfolk n Chance completing both circuits of the gruelling Aintree Race Course let alone win the race.

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences

2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences

The most famous horse race in the racing calendar, the Grand National has come under serious threat this morning, after horses due to take part in the race demanded that Risk Assessments on the course's fences be...

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Funny story: Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.

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Funny story: Afistfullofdollars challenges Kauto Star/Denman Gold Cup exhibition match

Afistfullofdollars challenges Kauto Star/Denman Gold Cup exhibition match

Cheltenham - (Lasix Mess): The Clint Eastwood-owned 50/1 shot wonderhorse Afistfullofdollars could be the surprise upset in Friday's Cheltenham Gold Cup romp to glory between odds-on favortite Kauto Star and top Irish contender...

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Funny story: Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...

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Funny story: Shergar-style kidnap fears prompt Kauto Star armed guard

Shergar-style kidnap fears prompt Kauto Star armed guard

Cheltenham - (Steeplechasing Mess): Fears that this year's Gold Cup wannabe hero Kauto Star may be kidnapped in a Shergar-style ransom bid have prompted a 24 hour armed guard at the stables.

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Funny story: Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium

Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium

London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.

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Funny story: Michael Owen quits to take up horse racing

Michael Owen quits to take up horse racing

Newcastle and England star Michael Owen has quit football to take on Frankie Detori at the gallops.

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