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Funny story: Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...

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Funny story: Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Residents have expressed fears that they may be dumped on from a great height by a giant horse statue - dubbed the 'Angel of the South' - planned for erection in Ebbsfleet, Kent. A local community group, led by Amrelie Thrick, has so far gathered...

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Funny story: Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Detriot - The big Three US Auto-makers have followed the lead of their foreign counterparts in agreeing to delay the introduction of horse drawn carriages for the US market. The planned conversion from horse power to horse-drawn power has been in the...

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Funny story: Ecstacy v Horse Riding

Ecstacy v Horse Riding

Doctor Trevalian Numptee, chairman of the Advisory Board for the Classification of Drugs (ABCD), attempted to prove his point today concerning his suggestion that taking the drug ecstasy is no more dangerous than riding a horse. He rode an eighteen-...

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Funny story: Norman the Horse forced to sober up

Norman the Horse forced to sober up

A horse named Norman who regularly propped up the bar at a trendy London pub has been barred by a landlady worried about her new carpets. The thoroughbred used to enjoy a pint of John Smiths bitter and a packet of pickled onion crisps alongside ow...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse In St Lucia 'Horse With Tits' Drama

Amy Winehouse In St Lucia 'Horse With Tits' Drama

Nutcase Amy Winehouse stunned tourists and locals alike by performing an outrageous topless dance on holiday in St Lucia. The tattooed Rehab singer bared her breasts for a bizarre hotel balcony boogie, before appearing on the beach to splash abou...

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Funny story: Hampshire Horse Tickler Sought

Hampshire Horse Tickler Sought

Hampshire police today announced that they were involved in an intensive manhunt in a strategy designed to apprehend the notorious Hampshire Horse Tickler. This strategy principally involved an appeal for information from the public, coupled with...

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Funny story: The Equine Industry Bailout Debate

The Equine Industry Bailout Debate

Washington DC: On this date in history, November 19, 1908, executives from Horse Breeding Companies, Buggy Whip Manufacturers and Stable Owners Associations convened here to testify before Congress. A taxpayer funded $25 Million loan is deemed necess...

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Funny story: The Queen's Golden Jubilee lead horse's head 'found in Charles's bedroom'

The Queen's Golden Jubilee lead horse's head 'found in Charles's bedroom'

London - (The Godmother Ass Mess): The lead whorse which pulled the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's gold state coach during the Golden Jubilee charade, er...spectacle! - in 2002 has been found dead. The severed head of 'Bunty', a grey gelding aged 35, w...

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Funny story: Katie Price Horse Couture Range Comes A Cropper

Katie Price Horse Couture Range Comes A Cropper

Katie Price came a cropper earlier today when shares in her clothes-horse business plummeted after several related accidents across the UK. Katie aka model Jordan unveiled her "horse couture" range earlier this week, which basically involved dress...

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Funny story: FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

Tennessee - (Fundamentalist Ass Mess): FLDS nutter Joyce McKinney, 69, who entered the record books by having her pet God's Rottweiler pup cloned by madcap Korean scientists, is on Tennessee's Most Wanted List on buggery charges related to funding a...

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Funny story: Butterfield Overland Stage Coaches to Operate Again

Butterfield Overland Stage Coaches to Operate Again

Los Angeles CA: Ms. Alice Butterfield a lineal descendant of John Butterfield announced today that daily coach service between Los Angeles and Las Vegas will be reinstituted. Contracts have been signed with the major Las Vegas gaming establishments t...

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Funny story: Grand National News

Grand National News

It's 11.45pm on Tuesday, a couple of weeks after the Grand National, and I have heard that the horse I picked has just this minute crossed the finishing line.

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Funny story: New Horse Breed Discovered by Robin Williams

New Horse Breed Discovered by Robin Williams

"It took 4 and a half years, but I finally got it." Robin Williams says on his mare giving birth to the Acore breed.

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Funny story: Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.

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Funny story: "Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.

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Funny story: Country Music Awards In New York City

Country Music Awards In New York City

A couple of weeks ago the hicks from the sticks brought their awards show to cocktail and nightclub country, New York City, in the hope to cosmopolitan country music a bit, and let city folk know that you can be country and still read Truman Capote and attend talks at the YMHA. Ain't gonna happen so easy, pardner. Who's going to clean up the horse shit when all the Jasper's have gone b...

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