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Funny story: Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Washington, D.C. -- According to researchers at the Cancer Research Center in Washington, D.C., the homeless are much less likely to get cancer than those with a roof over their head. Scientists and doctors alike at the Center claim that their evi...

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Funny story: Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

In a compassionate, selfless and ecologically responsible move, former Vice President and environmental leader Al Gore has invited the homeless in the United States to act as his carbon offsets.

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Funny story: 'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

A 'traveller' living in a wet house in North London has agreed a bid of more than £35,000 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a downturn in fortunes that saw him spiral out of control. Street drinker John Marshall,...

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Funny story: Holiday Exchange Program for Homeless Stumbles

Holiday Exchange Program for Homeless Stumbles

New York - Now that hot summer days are upon us those well-off look forward to a weekend in the Hamptons or Poconos. Rising costs of living have led to a novel exchange program to make summer holidays more affordable for all, remarkably even...

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Funny story: Hollywood Stars Aid Homeless; Winehouse and Spears Say Thanks in Advance!

Hollywood Stars Aid Homeless; Winehouse and Spears Say Thanks in Advance!

Hollywood Stars like Ashton Kutcher and Brooke Mueller and their respective baby sitters Demi Moore and Charlie Sheen have hosted the Butterfly Ball to aid the homeless and near homeless persons of Southern California.

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Funny story: Beggar is given country-wide Asbo

Beggar is given country-wide Asbo

A man has been given an anti-social behaviour order (ASBO) banning him from begging anywhere in England and Wales and Scotland.

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Funny story: Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

A homeless man, who has been living on the streets for the past 25 years, has used the only money he has to buy a miniature universe which he intends to mold in his 'own image'.

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Funny story: RepoMan, New American Idol!

RepoMan, New American Idol!

In an amazing development on hit show, American Idol, all leading contestants were rejected in favor of an astounding call in campaign for RepoMan.

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Funny story: Record Home Foreclosures in the U.S. Good for Those Already Homeless

Record Home Foreclosures in the U.S. Good for Those Already Homeless

The Housing downturn in the United States might last into 2010-2013, some experts say.

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Funny story: Filthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy

Filthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy

PROVO, UTAH - A filthy rich couple here showed their love for those in need after donating an old can of pickled beets to the local "Feed the Needy" food drive.

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Funny story: Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.

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Funny story: Homeless woman endorses John McCain

Homeless woman endorses John McCain

Mary Belle Hartmann, a 62-year-old homeless woman, declared today that she fully endorses senator John McCain to be the next president of...

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Funny story: Portland Man Discovers Homelessness Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

Portland Man Discovers Homelessness Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

After being forced from his home by a judge-issued protective order, Portland local, Brian Molnar had no choice but to live in his Subaru Justy. Coming from a city so rife with entertaining but hapless dregs, Molnar suspected the stint would be a nov...

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Funny story: London Chaos as Freezing Homeless Attack Olympic Flame

London Chaos as Freezing Homeless Attack Olympic Flame

There was chaos today in London as various sporting celebrities tried to carry the Olympic flame through Central London and past papparazzi-friendly landmarks.

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Funny story: "Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence

Britney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence

After her early release from prison a few months back, Britney Spears was ordered to perform 2000 hours of community service. Until now, the only service that she had performed for the world at large was mostly keeping her clothes on and staying out...

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Funny story: NYC Homeless Population Plummets!

NYC Homeless Population Plummets!

Mayor Billionaire Bloomberg boasted this week that there are less homeless people in NY this year.

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