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Funny story: New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - A new Hollywood business called "All Eyes Are On You", has quickly become a popular tourist destination since opening in October. Owner, Buzz Rocklin, bought a lot up in the Hollywood Hills next to the Iconic "Hollywood" s...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kristen Kreuk

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kristen Kreuk

Kristen Kook, better known by her stage name, Kristen Kreuk, describes herself as a "mutt," because of her "mixed ancestry." Her father, Peter Kook, is Dutch, and her mother, Deanna Chia, creator of Chia Pets (terracotta figurines that spout chia instead of fur), is Chinese, Indonesian, Jamaican, and "what-not." Both parents are landscape architects, a profession that not only inspired Chia to...

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Funny story: "American Grafitti: 40th Reunion" in Planning Stages

"American Grafitti: 40th Reunion" in Planning Stages

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Sources in Hollywood say George Lucas, award winning director and co-writer of American Graffiti, a coming-of-age movie set in 1962, and released in 1973, is currently planning another sequel. The newest sequel, titled, Ame...

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Funny story: Gary Busey Gets His Own Talk Show

Gary Busey Gets His Own Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - The actor who is best known for playing rock legend Buddy Holly in the 1978 movie The Buddy Holly Story has just signed to host his very own talk show. Busey said that he received a call from an executive at the Bravo Network saying hi...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!

Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!

A lawyer representing J.K. Rowling who refuses to be named told "Hollywood Sleuth" last week that he was "ashamed and deeply embarrassed" to have revealed the plot and indeed existence of Harry Potter Book 8. Now the whole world knows that Book 8...

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Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...

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Funny story: The Reason Taylor Swift Is Very Depressed

The Reason Taylor Swift Is Very Depressed

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Swift talked to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue, and she told him that she has never been as depressed as she is now. She explained to the man who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars that she was shocked that she did not win...

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Funny story: Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

HOLLYWOOD - Ariana Grande was really upset that so many of her fans were angry with her because she wore what amounted to a mountain of hair extensions to the Grammy Award Show. The petite singer said that she recently used a shampoo that caused s...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Adam Lambert has signed to appear in the Miramix Films motion picture production of Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story. The movie will be directed and produced by Sheboygan Saddlewood. Lamber...

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Funny story: A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

BEVERLY HILLS - When it comes to weight Nicole Richie makes LeAnn Rimes and Christina Aguilera, who are both skinny, look like Carnie Wilson. Richie, who is considered a Hollywood celebutante along the lines of Paris Hilton, recently told Barbara...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

CORCORAN, California - The girlfriend of the most evil demon in the United States has said that she wants to marry the infamous Charles Manson and have his baby; preferably a boy. Manson, who is 79, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison f...

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Funny story: AMC: Another "Breaking Bad" Spinoff Concept in the Works

AMC: Another "Breaking Bad" Spinoff Concept in the Works

Insiders have come across leaked information from AMC, the producer of the recently ended and very popular "Breaking Bad" series. A spinoff series will follow Brad White, nephew of the protagonist/antagonist in the original series. In the new...

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Funny story: The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Caught Fire

The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Caught Fire

HOLLYWOOD - Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton loves to take shots at celebrities but the sidesaddle-riding tenderfoot has shown many times that he can dish it out but he can't take it. He has degraded, demeaned, and insulted many Tinsel Towners over...

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Funny story: Man Suing Lions Gate Entertainment Over "Hunger Games" Series

Man Suing Lions Gate Entertainment Over "Hunger Games" Series

A man is seeking to sue "Lions Gate Entertainment" , the producers of the "Hunger Games" film series. He is citing the title as very misleading. "I thought it was a how to video," states Stu Pidummass. Apparently Mr. Pidummass thought it was a...

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Funny story: Bus Company Teaming Up With "50 Shades" to Produce Theme Excursion

Bus Company Teaming Up With "50 Shades" to Produce Theme Excursion

Greyhound bus lines is teaming up with executives from the "50 Shades of Grey" series to roll out the "50 Shades of Greyhound" themed excursion. "I see this as a great opportunity for travelers to get close to one another and have a thoroughly enj...

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Funny story: Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx. Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...

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Funny story: Russell Brand May Be Moving To The Rocky Mountain Pot Haven State of Colorado

Russell Brand May Be Moving To The Rocky Mountain Pot Haven State of Colorado

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has informed several close friends that he is giving serious consideration to leaving the bright lights of Tinsel Town and moving to the mystical marijuana air state of Colorado. Brand has made it clear that lately...

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