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Funny story: "I was Trump before Trump." A Chat with Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, in The End Times

"I was Trump before Trump." A Chat with Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, in The End Times

Lucifer, Satan, The Devil, The Deceiver, The Prince of Darkness, Azazel, Beelzebub or even Dick Cheney - whatever you choose to call him, the leader of the Legions of Darkness has come here to say one simple thing: "Please, call me Lu. Everyone calls...

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Funny story: Hillary Wins All Electoral Votes Due to Recount Based on IQ

Hillary Wins All Electoral Votes Due to Recount Based on IQ

In a stunning development Hillary Clinton has won 100% of the Electoral College votes. Not since George Washington's first two terms has any president won in this fashion. It all started when Hillary tweeted Donald, "I may have lost but my voters a...

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Funny story: "I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump

"I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump

Mired in 2 controversies, and one of the most (if not the most) tumultuous election seasons in American history, Donald J. Trump, presidential hopeful and real-estate magnate who moonlights as a "reality" TV star, decided to come forth and speak cand...

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Funny story: Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...

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Funny story: Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here!

Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here!

Suddenly fake news stories are the In thing and do we have 'em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going- fake news stories! Amaze your friends! Harass your enemies! Embarrass your mom! We have them for you here in all shapes and sizes. And all political, ethnic, social and gender variations. Need a story to make Trump look like a hero- got 'em right here for ya! Need a tale...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Demand a Recount of Deplorables in U.S. Electorate

Hillary Clinton to Demand a Recount of Deplorables in U.S. Electorate

Washington - Defeated Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton will request an official adjustment of the total percentage of "Deplorables" in the electorate based on the final tally of popular vote in the U.S. election. "It appears that if current...

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Funny story: Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Since coming out of retirement earlier this year to manage the End Times, Jesus has branded himself as a regular fixture on the club-and-bar scene, drawing attention with his wild drinking and his late-night romps with females and some males who simp...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump called the voter recount of Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania by Green Party candidate, Jill Stein, a scam. He also said that the Democrats were crybabies. Spoken by the 3-AM storm-tweeter. So why's Trump pouting? Isn't it a good idea...

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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...

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Funny story: Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.

Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.

Hi, this is Bernie Sanders. I just wanted to remind you Democrats how you didn't want me for your nominee. Sure, I might have lost. But I might have lost with some dignity and brought some integrity back to the Democratic Party. I could have brought some white men back into the party, but you didn't want that. Oh no You said, We don't need any white men in our Party, we can win just fine without t...

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Funny story: Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Seattle, WA - Sales of the "Glass Swear Box" have increased to unprecedented levels after Donald Tump's presidential election win. The box is a 7-foot glass enclosure in which owners can step in and vent all of their frustrations. A user can swear,...

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Funny story: Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from th...

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Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Old George Has a Modest Proposal Bernard had rallied his spirits as his first - some say primary - loss at the gate, the Infamous Loss at the Gate as he began to think of it. Yet, somehow after chasing some cats around the yard and yapping at the humans who were passing by, Bernard felt a little better. He scampered lively into the center yard where all the animals milled about early...

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Funny story: She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

My name is Chad Billings and I write for a very reputable magazine, The Republic Rag. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in a three-bedroom, two-bath split-level ranch, where I lived with my sister Martha (Marty for short). My parents were not divorced. My father worked at IBM like everyone else, which allowed my mother to stay home and take care of things until "the kids" were out of scho...

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Funny story: Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

A host of authorities were called to 4750 North Meridian Avenue, Indianapolis, the governor's mansion, after a neighbor grew concerned over a raging fire, excessive smoke and an odd scent of burning flesh and hair. "The governor (Vice President to...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Attorney General

Hillary Clinton Named Attorney General

In surprising news today, Hillary Clinton was named attorney general by president-elect Trump. Sources indicate that the Trump transition team has found plenty of Republicans with significant foreign policy experience and plenty of Republicans w...

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Funny story: Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

A new update on the Assange case is again rising to the surface. Ms. Valerie Thighborg, who has visited Mr. Assange twice previously (reported in these pages) has returned to Ecuador's London embassy to review Mr. Assange's current interrogation.

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