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Funny story: Hell In A Nutshell - One Man's Strange and Twisted Journey in Search of the American Dream

Hell In A Nutshell - One Man's Strange and Twisted Journey in Search of the American Dream

Hell In A Nutshell By Joey Thomas Oh My God! Donald Trump sure knew how to build a casino. Bright pinks, bold...

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Funny story: Hell freezes over, Satan orders ice skates

Hell freezes over, Satan orders ice skates

Hell Central - In this year of strange global weather changes, the unthinkable has happened. Severe weather has gone beyond the globe into what is known as the earth's outer darkness or what is more commonly referred to as "Hell".

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Funny story: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

The following is a rare preview of the first chapter of a new book by the best selling selling author of "All Cats Go to Hell" and "You'll Never Eat Paris in New York Again." <div align=center>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties</div> <div align=center>Chapter One</div> Once upon a time, there was a cute little pair of red thong panties. These were not just an...

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Funny story: Super casino to be built in Heaven

Super casino to be built in Heaven

God announced plans today for a new super casino to be built in Heaven. The new complex will be one of the biggest structures ever created and will feature 24 hour gambling and a huge hotel complex.

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Funny story: Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!

Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!

I thought it would last forever. What's more, I loved her. As they say in my neighborhood: How was I supposed to know the hooch was gon' all up and trip on my ass and dis me on the Internet - MySpace? - Hell, it ain't got nothing to do with you; it's got to do with these websters all over the net talkin' trash about everybody. And that's why I let some friends post our...

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Funny story: Hell's Residents Complain of Gentrification

Hell's Residents Complain of Gentrification

Hard-working, traditional sinners are being priced out of Hell by incoming white-collar criminals, according to residents of the once undesirable neighbourhood.

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Funny story: Chaos Theory Of American Inventor

Chaos Theory Of American Inventor

All Hell broke loose during the taping of the latest episode of "American Inventor." For those who are not familiar with the show, it is "American Idol" with inventors instead of singers. Viewers tune in to see a lighthearted look at some cool gadg...

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Funny story: Harry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed

Harry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed

The career of beloved comedian Harry Hill, real name Dr. Harry Hill, took an ironically surreal twist yesterday as it emerged that the star of ITV1's Harry Hill's TV Burp, has admitted that his career may effectively be "over&...

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Funny story: Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Self-styled "God's Commando" Aleksei Anatolli has claimed the fires of hell await the owners of a small rural hardware store for selling him a dud hand grenade.

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Funny story: Hell With Foxes What About Woolf?

Hell With Foxes What About Woolf?

Lord Woolf, Britains top judge, has furnished a directive for other judges to follow, in the sentencing of convicted criminals. Styled "Killing with kindness", it promises to set the minds of victims at rest as we saw in Judge Moore's c...

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Funny story: Kerry Declares War

Kerry Declares War

With the fierce debate between the Swifts versus Iraq issues raging, the question being asked is whether they are as relevant as some would have us believe? Hell yes!! In 2005 WW III will begin and based on past brilliance this is what we can expect.

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Funny story: Al-Qaida And MasterCard Announce "Access" of Evil

Al-Qaida And MasterCard Announce "Access" of Evil

Senior executives of MasterCard joined today with shadowy figures of the definitive terror organisation al-Qaida to announce the launching of a new credit card for those hell bent on the destruction of the infidel.

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Funny story: Where the Hell is Lowestoft?

Where the Hell is Lowestoft?

A team of researchers at Cambridge's big University have long been occupied with a particularly knotty problem: just where the hell is Lowestoft? For two and a half decades now, Professor Tony Slip and his nine-strong team of dedicated staff hav...

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Funny story: Cubs Fan Finalizes Deal with Satan

Cubs Fan Finalizes Deal with Satan

Early this morning news broke from hell that a deal has been finalized between Satan and a Chicago man that will result in a guaranteed trip to the World Series for the Chicago Cubs.

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Funny story: Torment of ‘the other' Michael Jackson

Torment of ‘the other' Michael Jackson

One of the UK's most celebrated specialist writers has had his life turned into a living hell because of his name - Michael Jackson.

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Funny story: Legal Gay Marriages Break The 4th Seal: Apocalypse Nears!

Legal Gay Marriages Break The 4th Seal: Apocalypse Nears!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the 4th Seal of Hell has been broken. The failure of the 4th Seal, the Pale Horse, coincided with the legalization of Gay Marriage in Massachusetts. Religious leaders from around the globe have gathered at the Seal Mon...

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Funny story: What American Idol and the US Electoral Process Have in common?

What American Idol and the US Electoral Process Have in common?

Absolutely nothing. In the past four years, this administration has done nothing to overhaul the electoral process. Perhaps, it's because they know if they do, the current regime has no chance in Satan-less hell of moving on to a second term.

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