WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States House passed The Health Care Bill by a vote of 219 to 212. After months and months of fighting, yelling, screaming, hollering, and backstabbing, (and that was just in the bathrooms), the monumental bill has been p...
Hidden within the 8,000 pages of the President's Health Care Reform Act is what is being hailed as sheer Obama genius; Retroactive Abortion. The new law will allow the mother of any child up to the age of 18, regardless of race, creed, religion,...
As if one Nobel for Obama wasn't enough, word from Oslo purports he's in line for yet another, but curiously enough, he's been 'deemed' to have EARNED this latest award : Proctologist of the Decade! According to the Proclamation, the award was f...
The 'sick' elderly gentleman who appeared on primetime national television last night appealing for support for the President's healthcare reforms has been exposed as a fake. In what was described as the most moving, articulate speech ever deliver...
The wacky world of Mad Dog Barack Obama became a little more insane yesterday when he insisted on letting a small detached bungalow decide whether his fancy new healthcare reform for keys should be passed or not. In the small American town of Bast...
In the most merciful display of God's wrath since Pharaoh's soldiers were drowned in the Dead Sea the long awaited and documented Rapture arrived. Many Christian scholars were not available for comment but unfortunately this intrepid reporter is.
As the historic health care vote looms on Capitol Hill this morning, a horde of secret service agents, the FBI and Air Force Security agents are combing the city in search for Dem Congressman Dennis Kucinich whose vote appears crucial for Obamacare.
WASHINGTON, DC - After being criticized for the "Slaughter Rule" being unconstitutional, Senator Harry Reid snapped at reporters, saying "if the Republicans want to vote, we'll let them vote ... real good." When asked to clarify if "vote real good" meant "Reconciliation," the Senator replied "you'll find out soon enough." Fortunately, the press corps found Nancy Pelosi nearby and was able as...
With an unprecedented and historic display of unity the House and Senate voted unanimously in favor of President Obama's sweeping Health Care reform that will cost just under a trillion dollars and guaranteed to reduce the deficit 100 billion 'someti...
Dennis Kucinich, the first Pygmy ever voted into the House of Representatives, a man so small even Nicolas Sarkozy has to bend over to talk to him, continued his progressive ways by bowing to Obama's oppressive health care bill after being treated to...
The Republican leadership in a joint health care press conference today, announced their plans for a total health care system overhaul. Congressman John Boehner, of Ohio, stood in front of a draped chalk board and with a flourish, took off the co...
The recent appearance of President Barry Obama surrounded by white coated 'aides' during a rambling, invective filled press conference clouded with innuendo, and only slightly veiled threats, seem to confirm earlier Spoof Reports that he is sufferin...
(Washington, D.C.) The televised live bipartisan debate between President Obama and members of Congress was generally dubbed a "publicity stunt" by the media as well as political scholars, who are convinced that neither side was swayed. "Only the...
U.S. Politicians have noticed a uniform deterioration in their health following incredibly long discussions on the floor detailing the country's health care overhaul process. Several Congresspersons were discovered in a comatose state,although it...
In a stunning move to quell Republican claims of cost overruns, President Obama has today announced his plan to introduce "Sane Day Surgery". It is a novel idea to bring together all those in mental hospitals who either imagine themselves to be docto...
Washington DC: At a pre-meeting prior to the Blair House meeting, President Obama and Republican Congressional leaders have tentatively agreed to a strategy that brings down health care costs in the USA. The proposed 2011 budget (spending) of $3.8...
Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats joined forces today to announce a new strategy for the Health Care Bill currently languishing in congress. As she has repeatedly stated Democrats will do whatever it takes to pass comprehensive health care...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
