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Funny story: Politically correct Harry Potter Film revealed

Politically correct Harry Potter Film revealed

London UK: Top selling authoress J.K. Rowling today announced a new film which hopefully will please plenty of minority groups around the world. The new film 'Harry Patel and the Single Parent of Four Mixed Race Disabled Adopted Children' heralds...

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Funny story: Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere

Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere

It was brollies, waterproof macs, supermarket bags over the head and general winter clothing at the Leicester Square premier of the new Harry potter film "Order of the Phoenix". Thanks to the torrential rain that greeted the stars and fans alike,...

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Funny story: Harry Potplant and The Chamber of Skunk

Harry Potplant and The Chamber of Skunk

All the stars turned out last night for the premiere of the new Harry Potplant film. Harry Potplant and the Chamber of Skunk has the hero do battle with the munchies at the 24hour garage near Hogwarts. The munchies attack following the discovery o...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Frustrated In NYC!

Harry Potter Frustrated In NYC!

Daniel Radcliffe, alias Harry Potter, doesn't appreciate the drinking age in the United States because he's still not old enough to go into liquor stores or to party legally, according to The Daily News. Since he's been living in New York City be...

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan to replace Emma Watson in Harry Potter 7

Lindsey Lohan to replace Emma Watson in Harry Potter 7

Lindsey Lohan has been cast to play Hermione in the 7th of the Harry Potter films. Emma Watson left the film after a scene didn't go the way she planned. A source says that they were filming the scene of the battle at hogwarts, when she insisted on...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...

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Funny story: Bee Dispute Settled

Bee Dispute Settled

Both parties in the bee strike have come to a settlement that signals an end to the bitter dispute that has been ongoing since the winter. Prices of honey, raw nectar and pollen have increased dramatically since the bees downed tools after an influx...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Plagiarist's Stone

Harry Potter and the Plagiarist's Stone

'And that's how to turn lead into gold', Professor Dumblegrumble said, finishing his class on Extremely Unlikely Wizardry at Bogsnorts School for Squeks, 'class dismissed!', and the pupils dutifully trailed out of the classroom into the sunlight, to discuss what the professor had just taught them. 'I don't believe it works', said Melissa de Lissa, 'if you transmorgify lead it will only become t...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Evil Warlock of Downing Street

Harry Potter and the Evil Warlock of Downing Street

As Harry finished his homework for the day, writing an essay about the importance of saving gender awareness whales from being harpooned by sarcastic satirists, the telephone rang, and it was his girlfriend Hermione on the line. 'Come round to my place now, Harry!', she said, 'an evil warlock has been spotted in my garden!', for she lived in Downing Street in Westminster, and soon the pair were...

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Funny story: 'Harry Potter and the Possessed Forms of Expense'

'Harry Potter and the Possessed Forms of Expense'

One day Harry was sitting in his garden, trying to do The Sun crossword, then gave up and decided to fill in his weekly government expenses form. 'Essential expenses only', he thought, 'that means taking the bus, occasional sandwiches for lunch, lightbulbs for my study, etc., etc.', when all of a sudden there was a huge puff of smoke on the lawn, and an evil wizard with hideous skin and a long...

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Funny story: Former Cheers "Cliffy" Gets Restraining Order For Ex-Girlfriend

Former Cheers "Cliffy" Gets Restraining Order For Ex-Girlfriend

According to AOL, John Ratzenberger is afraid of his ex-girlfriend who he states has been threatening him "country-music style". In court papers, Ratzenberger claims his "Loretta Lynn/Tammy Wynette" has alluded in the past that she would channel r...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling to write 8th Harry Potter book

J.K. Rowling to write 8th Harry Potter book

J.K. Rowling, during a series of press conferences yesterday, declared that she would be writing an eighth book in a series of seven Harry Potter books. Rowling initially said, shortly after the 7th came out, that no more were to be had (much to...

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Funny story: Harry Pothead star arrested over skunk factory

Harry Pothead star arrested over skunk factory

London - (BongHits4Hogwarts Mess): Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett is the top suspect in the Met's raid on a North London $5,000 skunk farm. Waylett was busted in a dawn raid after a tip-off from neighbors who told cops the stench of wafting hybr...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Admits "I Love Harry Potter"

Wayne Rooney Admits "I Love Harry Potter"

Wayne Rooney has admitted that he loves Harry Potter and wants to play with his magic wand. "He's just so cute. I wish I could have gone to Wizard school and met Harry. I wish I'd never been a footballer. I love Harry." These revelations could fur...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Accepted at University in America

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Accepted at University in America

Actress Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film series, has been accepted for the fall to study at a University in the United States. The actress has also been accepted to a University in England, but says that attending bot...

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Funny story: Emma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity

Emma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who turned eighteen last year, recently sat for a much celebrated photo shoot. "It was my first chance to be taken seriously as a model and to do a bunch of different kinds of pictures. I kind of consider this as m...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Disses Series

Harry Potter Star Disses Series

According to an anonymous source, Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has recently admitted to his "intense dislike" of J.K. Rowling's popular Harry Potter books. "I'm honored to have been chosen as lead actor in the films, but as far as the books...

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