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Funny story: Wisconsin Kid Mugged For Wearing Brett Favre Viking Costume On Halloween.

Wisconsin Kid Mugged For Wearing Brett Favre Viking Costume On Halloween.

Gregory Tearny of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin encountered towering difficulties going trick or treating Halloween night when his mother made the lame-brained decision of buying him a Brett Favre Viking costume. Unfortunately, the proud, Packer backing neig...

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Funny story: Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Undra Rock, Montana - After numerous upheavals and setbacks during the past year, the WWCF (World Witchcraft Federation) announced this week the release of a brand new potion perfect for the bewitching season: The Purple Paranoia Potion. Company exec...

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Funny story: Ugliest Political Team on Television in Halloween Romp

Ugliest Political Team on Television in Halloween Romp

Police were called after CNN's "The Ugliest Political Team on Television" went out on a Halloween "Trick or Treat" romp which went spectacularly wrong. The team, led by The Littlest Hobo, Wolfie Blitzen, comprised "Candy" Crowley, Jeann "The" Moo...

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Funny story: Police seek thousands of bogus callers

Police seek thousands of bogus callers

There were many reports this evening of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces at locations across the UK. Police Officer Hal O'Ween said "I think these reports are very unlikely. There are very strict laws in this country about minor...

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Funny story: Halloween poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's pacemaker

Halloween poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's pacemaker

Windsor - (Spooky Mess): Halloween poltergeist activity in Windsor Castle has been blamed for bizarre electronic force fields that are interfering with the Queen's cardiac pacemaker. Royal flunkeys found a vibrator under the matress of a four post...

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Funny story: Halloween - Michael Myers Breaks Silence At Last

Halloween - Michael Myers Breaks Silence At Last

Today, notorious Halloween serial killer and subject of a host of Hollywood slashfest movies, Michael Myers made his first ever public announcement. Incarcerated for the most part in the Illinois Department Of Corrections Special Unit For Psychopath...

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Funny story: Zombies - Nothing To Be Scared Of Says Drunken Scientist

Zombies - Nothing To Be Scared Of Says Drunken Scientist

Haddonfield, Illinois, USA, Halloween night. - Following an upsurge in panic about the undead rising up in order to eat the living Professor Arnold Stovepipe of the Harvard Institute for Paranormal Research announced that there really wasn't anything...

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Funny story: US Quadrillenial Halloween Costume Contest Approaches Conclusion

US Quadrillenial Halloween Costume Contest Approaches Conclusion

Washington DC. We are approaching the final week of the exciting national Halloween costume competition, which is held once every four years. This year, the competition is as fierce as ever, with many great costumes and outfits on display. But it'...

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Funny story: China Dumps Tons Of Poisoned Halloween Candy On USA

China Dumps Tons Of Poisoned Halloween Candy On USA

Washington DC-- China today was charged with sending tons of poisoned candy to the USA, just before Halloween. The Chinese are furious with the credit crunch and the trade imbalance. They want revenge and they want America to pay. The candy is lace...

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Funny story: Obamaween Strikes Terror into Hearts of Many

Obamaween Strikes Terror into Hearts of Many

As the Eve of Obamaween approaches, many stare at the stars in fear, few know what to do,... even fewer know why they are even looking up instead of looting their neighbor's shelled out clutter-factory of a short-sale home. But onward the nation t...

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Funny story: Trick-or-Treaters Now Considered Dangerous

Trick-or-Treaters Now Considered Dangerous

Edge City, PA-- Sociologists are warning of a disturbing trend this Halloween. Trick-or-treaters may not be all they seem. Many are violent and the majority have criminal records. Sociologists say it's probably better not to open the door. Dr.

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Funny story: George Bush: The Scariest Halloween Mask of All-Time

George Bush: The Scariest Halloween Mask of All-Time

WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Well Halloween is right around the corner. And the largest Halloween costume provider in the United States is in production 24 hours a day, seven days a week in order to keep up with the demands for the various costumes, masks, and...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she wou...

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Funny story: Halloween horror mystery as Ramones' manager found dead in NY apartment

Halloween horror mystery as Ramones' manager found dead in NY apartment

Fifth Avenue, NYC - (Suspicious Mess): Mystery surrounds an early Halloween horror in New York's swanky Fifth Avenue as Linda Stein, co-manager of the legendary punk rock band The Ramones, was found bludgeoned to death in her apartment on Tuesday...

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Funny story: Larry King Victim of Head Shrinker! Interviews Britney Spears Anyway

Larry King Victim of Head Shrinker! Interviews Britney Spears Anyway

Chicago- Shock and awe are the only words for the new look sported now by Larry King, since his encounter with an irate head shrinker while vacationing in New Guinea.

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Funny story: Beware the hex of Samhain Eve Saudi monarch told

Beware the hex of Samhain Eve Saudi monarch told

Buckingham Palace - (Prophetic Mess): The three day state visit of Saudi Arabia's corpulent and badly hair-dyed King Abdullah is hexed by a Halloween curse that will bring down the Hellfire Club's Puppet Monarchy according to latest soothsayi...

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Funny story: 'Saw IV' Halloween Costume Selling Like Hotcakes

'Saw IV' Halloween Costume Selling Like Hotcakes

Spoiler Alert: Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda Young are dead. Upon hearing the news of Detective Kerry's murder, two seasoned FBI profilers (Agents Strahm and Perez) arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman sift through Jigsaw's latest grisly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. But when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw,...

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