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Funny story: Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power. At the moment, no one in the mainstream media knows for certain if E...

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Funny story: Centre partings can be a health risk

Centre partings can be a health risk

People with neat centre partings in their hair are less healthy than those with less immaculate hair styles, scientists have discovered. Dr Herbert Kerls and his colleagues at the Institute of Trichology, Central Florida, collected photographs of...

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Funny story: Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...

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Funny story: John Terry's Mohawk To Be Fully Grown By World Cup Opening

John Terry's Mohawk To Be Fully Grown By World Cup Opening

Insiders in the Chelsea and England camps today confirmed that the Mohawk haircut sported by Chelsea skipper John Terry in the defeat to Manchester City last weekend, will be fully grown by the time the World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There w...

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Funny story: Man grows beard on back of head

Man grows beard on back of head

Local dead-head Iver Stronganja has repeated something experts said could only happen once in the age of Aquarius - he has grown a beard squarely on the back of his head! In an interview he said, "Last fall I decided to go for it again and get so...

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Funny story: Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Olympic authorities escorted two women from the curling floor Wednesday. Rosanna Donaldson and Pepper Jamey stated that they received what later appeared to be a crank phone call requesting a "high curl and dye job" at the facility in Vancouver.

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Funny story: Science Breakthrough: No More Baldness!

Science Breakthrough: No More Baldness!

A spokesman for Aramore Laboratories in Little Rock, Arkansas, say they can now take a totally bald client and leave him with a full head of hair in only a few hours. "Of course, they need to stay at the 'step-Down' for a couple of days to make su...

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Funny story: Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...

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Funny story: Hair is no longer a concern of The Donald

Hair is no longer a concern of The Donald

The Donald is happy with the Hair he now Has - People who saw Donald Trump were absolutely amazed about his new appearance on the Apprentice. The Donald and his lovely wife took a brief vacation to a little known island in Bouris, Greece. It...

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Funny story: New Hair Promised or Money Back

New Hair Promised or Money Back

Hair Growth Formula Works - Waiting the approval of the FDA is an exciting new product yet unnamed that is guaranteed to "grow hair" on anything that is bald or going bald. The company started out testing on a "Mexican Hairless" dog in a remote vi...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien Bumps His Head Injuring His Cowlick

Conan O'Brien Bumps His Head Injuring His Cowlick

HOLLYWOOD - Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien, 46, was racing Teri Hatcher, 44, star of Desperate Housewives, on his show when she tripped him causing him to slip on the shiny, expensive, slippery Tonight Show stage. O'Brien, who was not wearing a h...

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Funny story: Napalm Rebrand As Hair Removal System Fails

Napalm Rebrand As Hair Removal System Fails

In an attempt to dispose of stockpiles of Napalm trials were carried out in a hitherto unknown east European country to see if a rebrand as a hair removal system would be financially successful. Chief Physicist Professor Hugh Jarse carried out num...

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Funny story: Ginola sends his hair to Jade Goody - "Cos sheez worth it!"

Ginola sends his hair to Jade Goody - "Cos sheez worth it!"

Tottenham legend and French playboy David Ginola has announced that he has despatched his hair to dying Jade Goody cos "Sheez worth eet!" Ginola speaking from beside his pool in St.Maxime gave us this exclusive scoop whilst trying to work out how...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Concerned About Beard Growth

Britney Spears Concerned About Beard Growth

Hit me baby one more time! Ouch!!! - Reports coming out of Hollywood seem to suggest that Britney Spears is growing a beard. Louisianan Spears has recently been criticised for dressing up as a belly dancer in her shows, and having a belly. "She's...

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Funny story: Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

A Shropshire woman had the shock of her life yesterday, when she woke from her slumbers to find crop circles in her hair. Half-asleep mother-of-two, Mary Smith, was making breakfast for her children Amy, 4, and Jack, 2, when her daughter suddenly...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...

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Funny story: Haircut Freaks

Haircut Freaks

Police in Toronto, Canada, had heard the rumors for some time and finally conducted a three-month-long undercover operation to see if they were true. A salon in town, The Sexy Hairstylists, reportedly offered several extras with haircuts. Depe...

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