Big hair is making a comeback among males, and that's official! The days of Britons sporting baldy headshaves to hide natural baldness are now gone, or at least, not in fashion any more, as the younger generation males rebel against close cropped hea...
It's true, one of the silliest things I've heard, nonetheless true. "Arm-hair foul" was called by a female referee today in the Italy v Phillipines World Cup Pool game. Let this be a lesson to all pool players out there, SHAVE YOUR BLOODY ARMS BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. You would think they would have thought of that - being professional pool players. It's obvious to me and I don't even...
A friend who was fried alive by his girl friend for leaving the toilet seat up should hear my tale of woe. I left one of my curliest pubic hairs in the bath. On top of that I used her toothbrush - even after kissing her I was not forgiven for that. I pulled the sheet from her side of the bed. I kicked her when I was dreaming. I broke a plate when doing the washing up. I got mud on t...
CHICAGO, IL - Rod Blagojevich announced today that he was auctioning his hair on Ebay to help pay for his next trial. When one reporter asked the ex-governor of Illinois why he wouldn't donate his hair to charity, Mr. Blagojevich responded: "I...
Athens, Greece - Greece's debt burden is so excessive that the country is looking at every alternative to reduce their burden. With the concurrence from the European Union, Greece has decided to mandate all citizens to shave their back hair daily for...
ROUND ROCK, Texas - Willie Nelson had just finished performing at The Round Rock City Limits Bar & Grill when he was asked about his new hair look. Willie, who is 77, said that he went and had his waist length braids cut off because he simply...
Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power. At the moment, no one in the mainstream media knows for certain if E...
People with neat centre partings in their hair are less healthy than those with less immaculate hair styles, scientists have discovered. Dr Herbert Kerls and his colleagues at the Institute of Trichology, Central Florida, collected photographs of...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...
Insiders in the Chelsea and England camps today confirmed that the Mohawk haircut sported by Chelsea skipper John Terry in the defeat to Manchester City last weekend, will be fully grown by the time the World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There w...
Local dead-head Iver Stronganja has repeated something experts said could only happen once in the age of Aquarius - he has grown a beard squarely on the back of his head! In an interview he said, "Last fall I decided to go for it again and get so...
Olympic authorities escorted two women from the curling floor Wednesday. Rosanna Donaldson and Pepper Jamey stated that they received what later appeared to be a crank phone call requesting a "high curl and dye job" at the facility in Vancouver.
A spokesman for Aramore Laboratories in Little Rock, Arkansas, say they can now take a totally bald client and leave him with a full head of hair in only a few hours. "Of course, they need to stay at the 'step-Down' for a couple of days to make su...
Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...
The Donald is happy with the Hair he now Has - People who saw Donald Trump were absolutely amazed about his new appearance on the Apprentice. The Donald and his lovely wife took a brief vacation to a little known island in Bouris, Greece. It...
Hair Growth Formula Works - Waiting the approval of the FDA is an exciting new product yet unnamed that is guaranteed to "grow hair" on anything that is bald or going bald. The company started out testing on a "Mexican Hairless" dog in a remote vi...
HOLLYWOOD - Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien, 46, was racing Teri Hatcher, 44, star of Desperate Housewives, on his show when she tripped him causing him to slip on the shiny, expensive, slippery Tonight Show stage. O'Brien, who was not wearing a h...
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