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Funny story: Hair is no longer a concern of The Donald

Hair is no longer a concern of The Donald

The Donald is happy with the Hair he now Has - People who saw Donald Trump were absolutely amazed about his new appearance on the Apprentice. The Donald and his lovely wife took a brief vacation to a little known island in Bouris, Greece. It...

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Funny story: New Hair Promised or Money Back

New Hair Promised or Money Back

Hair Growth Formula Works - Waiting the approval of the FDA is an exciting new product yet unnamed that is guaranteed to "grow hair" on anything that is bald or going bald. The company started out testing on a "Mexican Hairless" dog in a remote vi...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien Bumps His Head Injuring His Cowlick

Conan O'Brien Bumps His Head Injuring His Cowlick

HOLLYWOOD - Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien, 46, was racing Teri Hatcher, 44, star of Desperate Housewives, on his show when she tripped him causing him to slip on the shiny, expensive, slippery Tonight Show stage. O'Brien, who was not wearing a h...

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Funny story: Napalm Rebrand As Hair Removal System Fails

Napalm Rebrand As Hair Removal System Fails

In an attempt to dispose of stockpiles of Napalm trials were carried out in a hitherto unknown east European country to see if a rebrand as a hair removal system would be financially successful. Chief Physicist Professor Hugh Jarse carried out num...

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Funny story: Ginola sends his hair to Jade Goody - "Cos sheez worth it!"

Ginola sends his hair to Jade Goody - "Cos sheez worth it!"

Tottenham legend and French playboy David Ginola has announced that he has despatched his hair to dying Jade Goody cos "Sheez worth eet!" Ginola speaking from beside his pool in St.Maxime gave us this exclusive scoop whilst trying to work out how...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Concerned About Beard Growth

Britney Spears Concerned About Beard Growth

Hit me baby one more time! Ouch!!! - Reports coming out of Hollywood seem to suggest that Britney Spears is growing a beard. Louisianan Spears has recently been criticised for dressing up as a belly dancer in her shows, and having a belly. "She's...

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Funny story: Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

A Shropshire woman had the shock of her life yesterday, when she woke from her slumbers to find crop circles in her hair. Half-asleep mother-of-two, Mary Smith, was making breakfast for her children Amy, 4, and Jack, 2, when her daughter suddenly...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...

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Funny story: Haircut Freaks

Haircut Freaks

Police in Toronto, Canada, had heard the rumors for some time and finally conducted a three-month-long undercover operation to see if they were true. A salon in town, The Sexy Hairstylists, reportedly offered several extras with haircuts. Depe...

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Funny story: Aspartame Saved My Ass - A True Story

Aspartame Saved My Ass - A True Story

NEW YORK - As related to TheSpoof by Rundudu Fufoomak. I always carried a full pound of aspartame in a quick release pouch in my purse, just in case. Now, I'm never without the stuff at a meal, or even in the shower or tub. It happened one day when I was walking home from work through Harlem on the way to the Bronx. I had skipped lunch. I sort of stand out, being from Twawtsylvania; I...

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Funny story: Rare Species of Pygmy Shrew found living in Robin Williams' hairy back

Rare Species of Pygmy Shrew found living in Robin Williams' hairy back

A rare species of pygmy shrew once thought extinct has been discovered thriving in the warmth and safety of comedy actor Robin Williams' hair. The Mork and Mindy actor came to the attention of the scientific community when a topless beach photo of...

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Funny story: Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

There was drama at the BBC TV studios last night, when This Week host Andrew Neil told his regular political pundit guest, Labour MP Diane Abbott, that her hairline was receding faster than that of ex-Tory Michael Portillo. Abbott looked embarrass...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

On day 120 of her continuous search for the truth in the Caylee Anthony disappearance case, Nancy Grace has agreed to change her hair. Incapable of changing anything else on her questionably popular but sensationally scripted news broadcast, Ms...

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Funny story: CIA Intercepts Classified Messages During Debate: Says Biden Hair Plugs are Hi Tech Micro Burst Receivers!

CIA Intercepts Classified Messages During Debate: Says Biden Hair Plugs are Hi Tech Micro Burst Receivers!

Langley, VA/ Spook News - Reports are emerging from CIA headquarters that VP Candidate Joe Biden was secretly being programmed with High Speed Micro Burst Transmissions from James Carville during his recent debate with Gov. Palin. The Senator, who...

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Funny story: Woman With Beehive Hairdo Arrested In Florida

Woman With Beehive Hairdo Arrested In Florida

Boca Raton Fl-- A Florida woman was arrested today for violating a new code banning beehive hairdos in Boca Raton. Diane Giblet, visiting from Philadelphia, was booked on misdemeanor charges and released. She was charged with possession of a beehive...

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Funny story: Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Houston - The remnants of Hurricane Gustav are forecast to dissipate tomorrow once it crosses the northern part of Texas and reaches Senator Biden's hair. The National Hurricane Committee continues to urge residents to remain indoors until Gustav rea...

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Funny story: Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.

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