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Funny story: George Clooney Demands To Be Added To Mount Rushmore

George Clooney Demands To Be Added To Mount Rushmore

Taking a break from banging supermodels and traveling the French Riviera, George Clooney, star of Batman and Robin, says that he would like to be added to Mount Rushmore.

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Funny story: France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

(REUTERS) Sources in Paris say that a 7 year old United States Girl Scout visiting France played what she terms "a joke" on the French president by showing up at his door with several boxes of mint cookies and demanding that French preside...

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Funny story: Citroen and Other European Car-Makers To Sell "Pre-Burned" Cars

Citroen and Other European Car-Makers To Sell "Pre-Burned" Cars

PARIS (AFP)-The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling "pre-burned" cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.

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Funny story: French officials to use pastries to quash riots

French officials to use pastries to quash riots

PARIS, -- French officials declared an emergency pastry distribution period in an attempt by the government to stop the civil disturbances across the country.

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?

Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?

Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and "Everything else American including Wonderbread'" today announced the possibility of his riding a...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas (AARP) Casino Mogul Steve Wynnwood today announced that a"French Quarter" themed casino / vacation complex in Las Vegas will likely be completed "Before the actual city is pumped dry." Claims Wynnwood "I believe...

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Funny story: Katrina Gigantic Hoax to Boost Oil Prices

Katrina Gigantic Hoax to Boost Oil Prices

New Orleans -- Everything's fine. The smell of French cooking and sound of jazz wafting out the windows of clubs in the French Quarter. Locals snickering about the "Blessed relief from tourists" they've finally gotten. Hurricane...

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Funny story: Katrina Flashes Big Easy

Katrina Flashes Big Easy

New Orleans -- The French Quarter may be deserted, but thousands of revelers are still hoping for a glimpse of girls gone wild -- specifically Hurricane Katrina -- by way of webcams. WEBCAMSaimed at Bourbon Street and other New Orleans haunts are...

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Funny story: France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping

France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping

Hot on the heels of accusations from the French that American bicycling great and seven time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong was doping, French officials now allege that past colossal military defeats are due to the fact that their enemies were...

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Funny story: French break with tradition and refuse to surrender

French break with tradition and refuse to surrender

France. Wednesday. 1st June. Jacque Chirac was forced to appoint a new Prime Minister yesterday after Monday's disastrous vote on the EU Constitution met with a resounding ‘non'. The result has badly affected the French President who had campaign...

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Funny story: No drugs thanks - we're cyclists

No drugs thanks - we're cyclists

The French Professional Cyclists' Association is in turmoil this week over a series of allegations that some cyclists are not taking drugs.

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Funny story: Lost Legionnaire Faces Guillotine

Lost Legionnaire Faces Guillotine

The French government is to press ahead with the prosecution of the captain in charge of its infamous North African ‘Lost Legion'.

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Funny story: Chirac Explodes The Myth

Chirac Explodes The Myth

French President Jacques Chirac says that France would have won both world wars without any British or American assistence. "If anything the Allies were more trouble than they were worth. Germany's invasion of France was nothing more or less...

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Funny story: Senator Kerry Prepares to Meet with French Canadians

Senator Kerry Prepares to Meet with French Canadians

This has been a rough two weeks for Senator Kerry. After a disastrous attempt to build relations with Latinos resulting in the Kerry Latino riot in LA when Senator Kerry accidentally flashed gang signals in a Latino club after lip-syncing "The Lonel...

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Funny story: Bumbling Bush Frosts French

Bumbling Bush Frosts French

Washington, DC - A mistaken assumption that a microphone was off has landed President Bush in hot water with French President Jacques Chirac. The incident occurred while the President was recording a special message to be included in an upcoming epi...

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Funny story: Says who?

Says who?

Former British Prime Minister Harold Wilson was once quoted as saying, "I'm an optimist, but I'm an optimist who carries a raincoat." However, Wilson has been photographed hundreds of times without a raincoat under his arm, defying his words and making historians wonder if he ever wore under pants. French writer Robert Mallet said, "Many pessimists end up by desiring...

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Funny story: Zidane crowned on Stone of Destiny

Zidane crowned on Stone of Destiny

International relations took an unusual turn last night when members of a secret Scottish order invited French striker Zinedine Zidane to be crowned King of Scotland.

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