PARIS (AFP)-The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling "pre-burned" cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.
PARIS, -- French officials declared an emergency pastry distribution period in an attempt by the government to stop the civil disturbances across the country.
Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and "Everything else American including Wonderbread'" today announced the possibility of his riding a...
Las Vegas (AARP) Casino Mogul Steve Wynnwood today announced that a"French Quarter" themed casino / vacation complex in Las Vegas will likely be completed "Before the actual city is pumped dry." Claims Wynnwood "I believe...
New Orleans -- Everything's fine. The smell of French cooking and sound of jazz wafting out the windows of clubs in the French Quarter. Locals snickering about the "Blessed relief from tourists" they've finally gotten. Hurricane...
New Orleans -- The French Quarter may be deserted, but thousands of revelers are still hoping for a glimpse of girls gone wild -- specifically Hurricane Katrina -- by way of webcams. WEBCAMSaimed at Bourbon Street and other New Orleans haunts are...
Hot on the heels of accusations from the French that American bicycling great and seven time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong was doping, French officials now allege that past colossal military defeats are due to the fact that their enemies were...
France. Wednesday. 1st June. Jacque Chirac was forced to appoint a new Prime Minister yesterday after Monday's disastrous vote on the EU Constitution met with a resounding ‘non'. The result has badly affected the French President who had campaign...
The French Professional Cyclists' Association is in turmoil this week over a series of allegations that some cyclists are not taking drugs.
The French government is to press ahead with the prosecution of the captain in charge of its infamous North African ‘Lost Legion'.
French President Jacques Chirac says that France would have won both world wars without any British or American assistence. "If anything the Allies were more trouble than they were worth. Germany's invasion of France was nothing more or less...
This has been a rough two weeks for Senator Kerry. After a disastrous attempt to build relations with Latinos resulting in the Kerry Latino riot in LA when Senator Kerry accidentally flashed gang signals in a Latino club after lip-syncing "The Lonel...
Washington, DC - A mistaken assumption that a microphone was off has landed President Bush in hot water with French President Jacques Chirac. The incident occurred while the President was recording a special message to be included in an upcoming epi...
Former British Prime Minister Harold Wilson was once quoted as saying, "I'm an optimist, but I'm an optimist who carries a raincoat." However, Wilson has been photographed hundreds of times without a raincoat under his arm, defying his words and making historians wonder if he ever wore under pants. French writer Robert Mallet said, "Many pessimists end up by desiring...
International relations took an unusual turn last night when members of a secret Scottish order invited French striker Zinedine Zidane to be crowned King of Scotland.
When drippings from a laboratory technician's French Fries totally expunged the contents of 317 Petri dishes, scientists learned that ketchup is as, if not more, effective than many currently used antibiotics.
PARIS, France June 8th - He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, cleaning his socks in a drinking fountain of Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.
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