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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Announces That She Is Pregnant - Brad Pitt Says He Will Not Be Dumping Her After All

Angelina Jolie Announces That She Is Pregnant - Brad Pitt Says He Will Not Be Dumping Her After All

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie has just learned that she and her partner of seven years Brad Pitt will soon be having their seventh child. Jolie, 36, had recently been having some major bouts with intestinal rumblings as they call it in New Jer...

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Funny story: French company admits problems with breast implants

French company admits problems with breast implants

The French company behind the alleged problems with breast implants has today admitted that there is indeed a problem. Letitia Brest, a spokesperson, for the manufacturers Nousavonslestittes, went on national television in France to apologise and...

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Funny story: Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Incredible news has reached us that Prime Minister David Cameron has taken his Christmas festivities a tad to far and has clearly shown he is not exempt from the long arm of the law. After a heavy political year for 'Dave', which saw unions throwi...

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Funny story: Staten Islanders Ready to Secede

Staten Islanders Ready to Secede

Giovanni O'Malley, owner of O'Malley's, the only Irish Italian tavern on Staten Island, held a press conference on Wednesday to update his followers on the status of negotiations with the US Government for the withdrawal of Staten Island from the uni...

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Funny story: Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

CALAIS - FRANCE French police today announced that local eccentric and certifiable lunatic, Alain De La Derriere has been found dead at his apartment, close by the cross channel ferryport. M De La Derriere has long been regarded as an eccentric in...

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Funny story: Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Berlin, Germany: Germany and France, desperate to find money to save the European Union from bankruptcy, are about to declare war upon each other. The war will be staged to bring in the Americans to, as usual, save France and flood the European count...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays

Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, who many consider to be one of the world's most beautiful women and a talented actress has shown her weak side. According to Gigi de Maupassant with France's Le News Agency Ms. Jolie has been acting extremely err...

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Funny story: Britain Moves To Distance Itself From Europe

Britain Moves To Distance Itself From Europe

As the Eurozone crisis deepens and the French and Germans seek draconian new powers to bring about a single European economy and extensive cultural unification, Britain has, finally, looked to protect its own interests. After British Prime Ministe...

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Funny story: Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame

Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame

PARIS - (Rooters) A company of soldiers, in which I was embedded, invaded Paris today. Equipped with purified-aspartame spray throwers we managed to drive the Germans back to Germany. The German front is now quiet. In order to drive all the...

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Funny story: Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

BRUSSELS - Hate Brussels sprouts? You'll really hate Brussels punishment for lack of budgetary discipline. That's right. According to our mole, a janitor at the conference, leaders of the European Central Bank have come up with the ultimate punishment for governments that do not pay back their loans. Germany was pushing for firing squad. The French were pushing the guilloti...

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Funny story: The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France

The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France

Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings. In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War. I...

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Funny story: France And Germany Learn A Tough European Lesson, Says Controversial Academic

France And Germany Learn A Tough European Lesson, Says Controversial Academic

After centuries of trying to dominate Europe, the continent's two major powers are learning a tough lesson. France and Germany are clearly leading the struggle to sort out the Eurozone's financial woes and everyone seemed to be toeing the Franco-G...

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Funny story: A Historical Instance of Plagiarism Uncovered

A Historical Instance of Plagiarism Uncovered

London UK: A 16th century manuscript has been discovered in the basement of the British Museum (similar to the American Smithsonian Institution) describing a daring English raid into France over a plagiarized publication. Sir Mark of Cornwall was...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

PROVENCE, France - Brad Pitt said that his cell phone has been ringing non-stop with calls from several entertainment media reporters whom he says he trusts. One reporter Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked Brad how things were going w...

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Funny story: France Mourns Day Of Civility

France Mourns Day Of Civility

A day has passed in Paris without a single demonstration, leaving locals and commuters in a state of disbelief. No one has witnessed Paris so deserted since the day French citizens were called to defend their capital all the way back in 1940. A G...

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Funny story: Back home: Strauss-Kahn arrives in French Capital, Two Stewardess, A Pilot, and One Nun Acuse Him of Copping A Feel

Back home: Strauss-Kahn arrives in French Capital, Two Stewardess, A Pilot, and One Nun Acuse Him of Copping A Feel

In Paris, the much maligned Strauss-Kahn arrived to a cheering and jeering crowd of people. But before he could even step off the plane, word came that Air France would be launching an investigation of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn's behavior during the...

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Funny story: God Particle Discovered, Shockingly in the Shape of a Cheeseburger

God Particle Discovered, Shockingly in the Shape of a Cheeseburger

Scientists were simultaneously elated and confounded over the recent discovery of the smallest particle in the universe, as produced from the $10 Billion Proton Collider on the Swiss/French border. The source for all other particle creation, also de...

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