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Funny story: Little known Airline offering low low fares and no baggage fees

Little known Airline offering low low fares and no baggage fees

USB Airways - is offering unbelievably low prices on round trip airfares to beaches within the United States during the month of February. "February is the month for lovers" says USB spoke person Julia Lovelace. USB Airways wants to take advant...

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Funny story: Airline Increases Perks to Stimulate Business

Airline Increases Perks to Stimulate Business

Following poor financial results for the company in 2009, and after announcements that service routes will be trimmed back in 2010, a Japanese airline will be bumping up the perks in order to stimulate business on trans-continental flights. In add...

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Funny story: Men can't sit beside children on planes

Men can't sit beside children on planes

A leading airline wants to ban single men from sitting beside children on planes. The announcement has caused a major debate because this policy virtually accuses all men of being perverts. Meanwhile members of the W.C. Society in London who follo...

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Funny story: Van Trapped on an Airplane: The True Story of Flight 253

Van Trapped on an Airplane: The True Story of Flight 253

A plane full of terrorists, bound for the United States from Holland, were subjected to hours of emotional abuse. There was the onboard arrest of an elderly lady and a young boy, an unprovoked attack on a fellow passenger by a Dutch tourist and then...

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Funny story: Parents arrested at terminal for being frugal

Parents arrested at terminal for being frugal

City police were on hand when a flight arriving from Delaware, landed in Los Angeles Calif. They were alerted to an incident of a couple who tried to avoid the "high cost of flying" by putting their three children into a dog crate covered with a blan...

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Funny story: Airlines and Perverted TSA Agents See Gold and Glee in YOUR Baggage...and Pocket Book

Airlines and Perverted TSA Agents See Gold and Glee in YOUR Baggage...and Pocket Book

Flying by Air for more than a one day trip? If so, then you are like most travelers and have baggage to take with you. Checked or Carry-On, slithery bean counting profiteers along with Steamy TSA Agents behind the airlines counters are saying Cha C...

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Funny story: All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. "A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...

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Funny story: Medical Breakthrough! Airport Full Body Scans Have Effect "Similar to Viagra."

Medical Breakthrough! Airport Full Body Scans Have Effect "Similar to Viagra."

Washington, DC (BNSE): Officials gathered today to announce what they call, "A stunning medical breakthrough." Agencies, tasked with the safety of the United States mainland and passenger air travel, claimed that despite having little or no budget...

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Funny story: Airline bomber's name is an alias

Airline bomber's name is an alias

In the headlines today is Umy Faloukin Tummysbad, the son of the most honest banker in Nigeria, who was reported as setting off an incendiary device on an airliner when he went to the toilet with a joint. The airlines and press had been instructed...

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Funny story: Planes cannot possibly fly

Planes cannot possibly fly

The same scientist who came up with the remarkable observation that bees cannot fly because they are aerodynamically unstable, despite all evidence to the contrary, has now declared that planes too cannot fly. "It's perfectly simple," said Valdima...

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Funny story: Airline Hire Al-Qaeda Aircrew To Beat Christmas Strike Shock

Airline Hire Al-Qaeda Aircrew To Beat Christmas Strike Shock

In a surprise announcement today Bumbling Airlines has announced that it will use scab cabincrew supplied by Al-Qaeda to guarantee its scheduled flights over the Christmas period. A spokesman for the union stated: "We understand the twelve day str...

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Funny story: British Airways - HIJACKED

British Airways - HIJACKED

(Defecated News) In a shocking move in the ongoing chess game between crew and management, London-based BA cabin staff last night hijacked one of their toy planes in the waiting area at Terminal 5. The 1/10th scale Boeing 767 model was broken into...

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Funny story: BA prepare to hire strikebreakers

BA prepare to hire strikebreakers

British Airways are looking for ways to avoid the planned 12 day cabin crew strike which is almost certain to occur over the Christmas period. Other groups of employees, such as pilots and engineers, are not striking. It is only the "trolley dolli...

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Funny story: Brits hoping to escape horrible, dry Christmas Turkey dinners, forget it, "Britshit Airways" are on strike!

Brits hoping to escape horrible, dry Christmas Turkey dinners, forget it, "Britshit Airways" are on strike!

The annual exodus of escaping Brits wishing to avoid dry Turkey dinners, brussel sprouts, vile stuffing, disgusting Christmas pudding, the stormy , wet , windy weather and their kids sitting like Zombies on their X Boxes, Playstations and new mobile...

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Funny story: Now suicide bombers using flying carpets and unleashing the energy of genies in the bottle as WMDs to spread mayhem

Now suicide bombers using flying carpets and unleashing the energy of genies in the bottle as WMDs to spread mayhem

PUKISTAN - Somewhere deep in a militant cave-haven, in a country quickly unraveling under a government spiraling out of control, militant leaders are turning to ancient Islamic folklore to finesse their WMD strategy. Funding and support for these 7t...

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Funny story: Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination. Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...

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Funny story: Plane Passenger Vigilance is Key

Plane Passenger Vigilance is Key

(Washington, D.C.) A passenger flight overshot its destination airport by about 150 miles Wednesday. Federal investigators initially thought that the aircraft, which remained radio silent for 16 minutes, might have been taken over by terrorists.

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