In a stunning event at JFK airport two women were detained for having brought a dead body on a return flight to London. Details are just emerging but apparently the suspects were on their way back from a weekend house in Hampton Beach owned by the co...
A man thought to have been dead for at least 24 hours today tried to board a plane at Liverpool airport. Curt Willi Jarrent made it as far as duty free where his wife tried to claim his tax free cigarette allowance. "I asked him where he was trav...
Washington DC: The new Barack Obama International Airport finally opened right downtown, a stone's throw from the White House, 12 years after construction started. Progressive Democrats (loony left liberal members of Congress) commencing in 2010...
A fake pilot was arrested in Amsterdam just minutes before take off today shortly after the real pilot was found unconscious in the gents toilet without his uniform. A police spokesman Dick Van Dyke said the man detained was clearly in a confused...
A mystery child was allowed to direct jets at one of the busiest airports on the planet, as his dad took an afternoon nap! On the 17th of Feb surprised pilots listening to instructions from the tower followed the following instructions: GOO-GAA...
The recent and highly publicized seat denial of an influential journalist on a Southwest flight raises anxiety in the would-be obese air travelling public. So you are a few pounds off the chart? You've still got a right to visit Mom or go on vac...
Not so well known British airline company Brutish Airways today announced cost saving measures to try and shore up the ailing company's finances until they go bust allowing Ryanair to take them over later this year. "We had a brainstorming session...
OAKLAND - Passenger X-103 aka Kevin Smith is angry, upset, fit to be tied, and so pissed off that he could eat a horse literally. Smith who works as a food taster for The Fallopian Food Company of Sausalito, California said that he purchased his t...
PARIS - Air France has issued a directive instructing all of their ticket agents to charge obese passengers for two seats. When asked what constitutes being 'obese' a representative for Air France replied that they have been instructed to look fo...
A female pilot for a well known major airline that's always in the news turned up at Glasgow Airport today to pilot flight number 666 from Glasgow to Dubai the only problem she was wearing a Burka (A full length garment worn by Muslim women that cove...
USB Airways - is offering unbelievably low prices on round trip airfares to beaches within the United States during the month of February. "February is the month for lovers" says USB spoke person Julia Lovelace. USB Airways wants to take advant...
Following poor financial results for the company in 2009, and after announcements that service routes will be trimmed back in 2010, a Japanese airline will be bumping up the perks in order to stimulate business on trans-continental flights. In add...
A leading airline wants to ban single men from sitting beside children on planes. The announcement has caused a major debate because this policy virtually accuses all men of being perverts. Meanwhile members of the W.C. Society in London who follo...
A plane full of terrorists, bound for the United States from Holland, were subjected to hours of emotional abuse. There was the onboard arrest of an elderly lady and a young boy, an unprovoked attack on a fellow passenger by a Dutch tourist and then...
City police were on hand when a flight arriving from Delaware, landed in Los Angeles Calif. They were alerted to an incident of a couple who tried to avoid the "high cost of flying" by putting their three children into a dog crate covered with a blan...
Flying by Air for more than a one day trip? If so, then you are like most travelers and have baggage to take with you. Checked or Carry-On, slithery bean counting profiteers along with Steamy TSA Agents behind the airlines counters are saying Cha C...
Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. "A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...
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