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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Wins Florida

Ahmadinejad Wins Florida

Besides Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has also been declared the winner of Florida. Bingo! Holding the four-way Presidential election in Iran, a run off election was expected between the two top finalists, however since Ahmadinejad won in a landslide, h...

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Funny story: Gobbling up Father Cutie-Pie

Gobbling up Father Cutie-Pie

Miami, Florida - (Ultimate Last Supper Menu Mess): First Hellfiredamnation Church of the Res-erection convert Father Cutie-Pie has confided in his new-found flock about "several acts of hardcore communion" on the golden sands of West Palm Beach with...

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Funny story: Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Cross City, Dixie County - In an amazing development four Florida counties, Lafayette, Gilchrist, Levy and Dixie have issued a legal challenge to Florida's new bestiality laws. Citing an oft overlooked 1839 statute Major Jeremiah Blunkin of Cross...

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Funny story: Granny Spammer Arrested in Florida

Granny Spammer Arrested in Florida

(Orange County, Florida) Orlando police reported that they have arrested Mrs Bertha Fielding under the US Anti-Spam law in the early hours of the morning. Mrs Fielding's computer was confiscated along with her collection of gnomes. According to polic...

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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Weevil Shock

Orlando Bloom Weevil Shock

Unless you have experienced it yourself, the shock of finding your seed infested with weevils is unimaginable. So just think what it must be like to find that as a result of weevil infestation you are going to have to cancel one of the south-east's...

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Funny story: Police Retreat From Downtown Miami

Police Retreat From Downtown Miami

Unable to compete with numbers or firepower, Miami police this evening are staging a 100% pull out from central Miami. This move follows years of a slowly losing battle against drugs and crime, and is scheduled to be completed "before the sun comes u...

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Funny story: Florida Sinks Into The Sea!

Florida Sinks Into The Sea!

Aggressive sand mining techniques in central Florida have finally tipped the scale. Late yesterday afternoon, a sand mine in Keystone Heights was accidentally dug through the bottom of the state, allowing the Atlantic Ocean to rush in. By The star...

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Funny story: Florida Fitness at Flamingo

Florida Fitness at Flamingo

A whole new breed of physical fitness has been discovered near the southern tip of Florida, and it comes with four legs, and six legs, and sometimes no legs at all. Each morning the exercise routine begins with extricating large and sometimes poisonous snakes from the public showers, an exercise that is equal to a three hour cross country jog. But that's just the beginning, and your Florida fit...

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Funny story: Florida Cheerleader Opens Up On Eve Of BCS National Championship Game

Florida Cheerleader Opens Up On Eve Of BCS National Championship Game

Buffy Helms, a junior cheerleader at the University of Florida, resigned from her squad and spoke candidly with reporters on the eve of her schools participation in the BCS National Championship game. The young woman revealed sordid details of sexua...

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Funny story: Drunken Man Awakens on South Beach

Drunken Man Awakens on South Beach

The sun's rays began to beat down on Miami's South Beach around twelve noon today, awaking Chad Breeford from his still-drunken stupor gained from a Friday night of club hopping and tikki-bar desecrating. As family beach-goers jockeyed for th...

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Funny story: Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Last Saturday's Florida Gator's win over the UM Hurricanes has been reversed by NCAA officials. NCAA president, Jimmy Johnson, told reporters that there were too many bad calls against Miami. Johnson also told reporters tha...

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Funny story: Gartha becomes a hurricane

Gartha becomes a hurricane

Off the coast of Florida, a gentle wind became a hurricane upon the slightest provocation by the north-western winds.

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Funny story: Democratic Party Bumper Stickers

Democratic Party Bumper Stickers

Now that the Democratic Party Primary Election season is almost over, Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has settled the disenfranchisement fiasco of voters in Florida and Michigan, an almost unified Democratic Party is moving forward to the August 2008 convention in Denver Colorado. New Democratic Party bumper stickers have been seen around Washington DC.

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Funny story: GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

Washington, DC - Outraged Republican Party officials denounced the compromise reached today by the Democratic Party Rules Committee, seating 50% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida even though those states had violated party rules.

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Funny story: Move To Florida And Be Obnoxious Diet

Move To Florida And Be Obnoxious Diet

Health experts in New York and Florida have discovered what makes people who move to Florida just as obnoxious as they were up in New York. One would think they would move down here and retire and have nothing to do but enjoy retirement and the nice...

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Funny story: Florida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles

Florida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles

Dangling an enormous ding-a-ling from the back end of your car or truck might soon be illegal if you live in Florida.

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Funny story: POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.

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