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Funny story: BBC flood report contained footage from "Evan Almighty"

BBC flood report contained footage from "Evan Almighty"

In another embarrassing turn of events, BBC bosses admitted that their news reports about the recent floods in the west of England contained footage from Hollywood blockbuster "Evan Almighty", which is about an "end of...

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Funny story: Receding flood waters in Gloucester reveal 1,000 asylum seekers

Receding flood waters in Gloucester reveal 1,000 asylum seekers

As the waters from last week's floods recede, local people are making unusual discoveries, such as cars. Unemployed Simon Cam of Gloucester told us "God be praised, I found my brand new Mercedes SLK under the water. Because...

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Funny story: Rotting foot and mouth corpse burial grounds add to flood misery

Rotting foot and mouth corpse burial grounds add to flood misery

England - (Rioters): Enlightened Department for Afgriculture, Fisheries and Food policies to bury over 50 million farm animal corpses following the 2001 mad cow disease and the foot and mouth outbreaks are threatening to poison the entire nation as f...

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Funny story: Thames Water imposes hosepipe ban

Thames Water imposes hosepipe ban

Thames Valley, UK - (Ass Mess): As South East England drinking water supplies trickled to an all-time low today Thames Water has vowed to impose a hosepipe ban to avert a predicted national disaster.

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Funny story: ECB to consider underwater 20/20 match

ECB to consider underwater 20/20 match

Following the decimation of the County 20/20 competition the ECB has announced it is to organise an Underwater 20/20 knock out cup.

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Funny story: U-boat up the U-bend

U-boat up the U-bend

The flood catastrophe that struck many towns and cities in England was totally avoidable, according to a sewage worker in Croydon.

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Funny story: Highway to Hull

Highway to Hull

Residents of Hull have reacted angrily to reports emanating from Gloucester that the West County has the best flood in England.

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Funny story: Flood Victim Doesn't Blame Government

Flood Victim Doesn't Blame Government

A Humberside woman whose home was submerged and her possessions ruined by the recent floods is not expecting the government to bail her out, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Navy sends submarines to search for flood victims

Navy sends submarines to search for flood victims

Gloucestershire - (Rotters): The Navy has sent two nuclear-powered submarines to the flood-stricken counties bordering Gloucestershire after all other efforts to find survivors failed.

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Funny story: Floods To Be Abolished Says Government

Floods To Be Abolished Says Government

The government today announced that from 2008 floods will cease to be a threat to the British mainland.

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Funny story: "England is Sinking" claims Doomsday Cult

"England is Sinking" claims Doomsday Cult

Proffesor Strebbling Co-founder and Leader of the Doomsday Cult "Noahs Ark" has claimed the recent wide spread flooding has absolutely nothing to do with the unseasonal rainfall, but the uncontrolled migration of overseas workers coming to...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...

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Funny story: "Let them drink champagne!" Camilla tells local flood victims

"Let them drink champagne!" Camilla tells local flood victims

Gloucestershire - (Diabolical Mess): Amid scenes of unprecedented chaos in flood-stricken Gloucestershire, a mass evacuation of 500,000 residents is under way after rapidly diminishing drinking water supplies became contaminated with sewage seeping f...

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Funny story: Smoker's Rebellion: Floods "Deliberate"

Smoker's Rebellion: Floods "Deliberate"

A succession of anti-smoking ban open air "smoke-ins" in Gloucester and Tewkesbury, along with a number that were due to be held in the Worcester area were called off when the Government unleashed ASH and the other anti-tobacco organisation...

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Funny story: I'm Outraged Claims GOD

I'm Outraged Claims GOD

TheSpoof! can officially announce that Leader of the Christians known to many as GOD is rumored to be very outraged over the recent attacks on his name by insurance companies who just don't want cough up and pay out. GOD is appar...

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Funny story: Dave says flooding 'Act of God.'

Dave says flooding 'Act of God.'

Leader of the opposition Conservative party, David Cameron, announced today that the recent spate of torrential rainfall afflicting southern England is the work of God.

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Funny story: Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.

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