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Funny story: Iceland's government collapses; Icelanders hope we like fish

Iceland's government collapses; Icelanders hope we like fish

Iceland's PM Geir Hallgrimur Haarde announced today the immediate collapse of his government in the wake of the country's dire economic crisis; news that came as a shock to a busy world community that had entirely forgotten Iceland existed. In a h...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon

Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon

CHICAGO, IL - Server Rick di Martini, 23, is understandably upset with Rod Blagojevich, who sat in his section this Monday evening and completely ignored his suggestions, ordering "whatever the hell he wanted." Rick says, "He does this every time he...

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Funny story: Scientists give up on idea of teaching Fish to Smoke Pipes

Scientists give up on idea of teaching Fish to Smoke Pipes

A 5-year scientific study involving 62 countries has been scrapped after the head of the research team announced that teaching fish to smoke pipes is pretty pointless. Up to 150 scientists and researchers - at a cost of over $40 million - attempte...

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Funny story: Silly Tosser Scores Trillion Hits On TheSpoof.com

Silly Tosser Scores Trillion Hits On TheSpoof.com

Springfield PA-- A silly tosser named Mr. Fish became the first person ever to score over one trillion views on TheSpoof.com website. The severely obsessive-compulsive 'writer' posts exactly 100 insipid 'stories' to the website every single day.

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Funny story: 'Disturbed' Goldfish Removed From Family Home By Social Services

'Disturbed' Goldfish Removed From Family Home By Social Services

Pandemonium broke out this afternoon on a council estate in Oxford when Social Services removed a 'disturbed and abused' pet goldfish from its family home, in a bowl, on the sideboard, and took it into protective custody. 'This is outrageous,' sai...

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Funny story: Man Eats Fish, Fish Eats Man, Equilibrium Restored

Man Eats Fish, Fish Eats Man, Equilibrium Restored

Today in Brighton a 36 year old man ate a fish. It is assumed that the fish was purchased along with a portion of chips from a takeaway on the seafront. The unfortunate fish was presumed by experts to have been a cod, gutted, topped, tailed, and d...

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Funny story: Winchester, Ky. Man Dies of Catfish

Winchester, Ky. Man Dies of Catfish

Longtime Firm Boy Restaurant catfish eater Randy Bill "Blubberbutt" Keats died Sunday, succumbing to the fat-and cholesterol-laden fried catfish/hushpuppy/potatoes/batter-dipped salad dish after a brave 53-year battle. "Sadly, Keats' family has a...

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Funny story: Obama Insults Fish

Obama Insults Fish

Philadelphia PA-- Presidential candidate Barack Obama launched an attack yesterday against spoof writer 'Fish'. Political pundits on both sides of the aisle are saying this morning it will cost Obama the election. Obama characterized Fish as being "o...

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Funny story: Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Quebec, Canada (IPP) - Quebec authorities report that Survivorman star, Les Stroud, was eaten by a large clam on Cocos Island in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. A spokesman for Les Stroud stated that the star of "Survivorman" was cooking a large clam...

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Funny story: Fulton Fish Monger Sells Box of Seafood for Millions!

Fulton Fish Monger Sells Box of Seafood for Millions!

When Fulton Fish Monger Vito Alfano went to work on Monday, he thought it would be just another stinking day smelling like fish. By twelve noon Alfano was surrounded by news cameras and giants of the art world. The difference was made by a casual vis...

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Funny story: Blind Fish Monger Discovers New Species

Blind Fish Monger Discovers New Species

St. John's, Newfoundland - Varick Pilgrim, a sixty-two year old blind fish monger stumbled into a the local Nude Lesbian Association (NLA) convention and claims to have discovered a new fish species.

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Funny story: Magic Fish Takes Control of Stock Markets

Magic Fish Takes Control of Stock Markets

A plastic 'magic fish' which has predictive qualities has taken control of the worlds Stock Markets.

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Funny story: Raw like Sushi

Raw like Sushi

Sushi outlets throughout London are under threat as disgruntled City workers finally wake up to the fact that they are eating raw fish.

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Funny story: Polar bear kills fish, mentions the war

Polar bear kills fish, mentions the war

Animals hand-raised by German zookeepers display disturbing tendency toward cruelty, goose-stepping, and following orders.

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Funny story: 'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha

'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha

In the best piece of 'set up journalism' since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof writer Peter Musgrove has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.

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Funny story: Carp Fishing Record was Rigged

Carp Fishing Record was Rigged

Sussex - The 102 pound mirror carp that was 'caught' by 82 year old William Fuller has been discovered to be a catch not worthy of the world record.

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Funny story: Shark Horror - Fish Mutilated by Extremist Fishermen

Shark Horror - Fish Mutilated by Extremist Fishermen

Extremist fisherman are today reported to have horrifically mutilated a rare Mako shark today by slicing off its head mid-ocean. Australian Gold Coast activists were today said to be appalled at the act of violence carried out on the most peaceful sp...

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