NORWALK, Iowa - A group of goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home in central Iowa, firefighters said. The fire broke out early Tuesday near Norwalk. Three people in the house escaped unharmed. John Hadley said, "My cat woke me up...
A giant bonfire erected each Christmas in Liverpool has been burned down - yet again. The 13m-high (43ft) bonfire in Liverpool has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been hit by a car and had bits of wood stolen...
A giant straw goat erected each Christmas in the northern Swedish town of Bonkers has been burned down - yet again. The 50 foot high animal has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been ram-raided with a sleigh, b...
Government ministers and the heads of Britain's emergency services have decided at a meeting in Downing Street tonight to drastically and controversially overhaul the Emergency Services by changing the telephone number from 999 to 911. The move co...
The Greater Manchester Fire Service has announced that it has to find savings of thirty percent over the coming financial year. Unions are adamant that no fire service personnel will be lost, with the service already running at the safe minimum numbe...
A near tragedy was averted last week in Saskatoon, Saskatchwan, Canada at three o'clock in the morning when the next door neighbor ran over and rescued the occupants of a house on fire. Landis Brownsand ran his foot through a window to get insid...
Following the tragic death of a Maldon pensioner in a freak incontinence pants conflagration, the gov't today acted with new regulations effective immediately. Under the: Pants Incontinence Safety, Security Order Fire/Frost provisions of the 2008...
LONDON WESTMINSTER - Westminster police said a weekend wildfire that destroyed 210 homes and an Indian take away was caused by a bonfire built by Guy Fawkes and his group of young arsonists. Detective inspector Bill Flame said Tuesday that the 10...
Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was today able to reveal the mysterious cause of recent black cab fires in London. "After extensive research and interviews with drivers I can now reveal the cause of the hitherto unexplained events." said Pro...
London's famous Black Cabs are deliberately setting themselves on fire and taking copycat action in, what the capital's top policeman Sir Ian Blair is calling, Taximeter 3: The Rise Of The Machines. Commissioner Blair, that one who is in racism t...
Near disaster in the channel tunnel was averted earlier today, when a lorry carrying highly flammable materials, burst into flames. Under normal circumstances, vehicles carrying flammable liquids are not allowed entry to the tunnel, but the lorry...
Following Tuesday morning's fire which destroyed Fleetwood's historic pier, causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage, Lancashire Police announced the arrest of over 350 suspected arsonists. At a press conference this afternoon, a representative...
A 12-year-old boy has been taken to hospital with horrific burns after blowing up a petrol can whilst breaking wind. The accident happened in the Black Country town of Tipton, near Dudley, where the boy, along with his cousin, was having a Fart-li...
Forensic experts investigating the devastating fire at Weston-Super-Mare which destroyed the Grand Pier, say the blaze was almost certainly caused by the unfortunate coming-together of three crucial elements - fuel, heat and oxygen. The fire ravag...
Here are the 10 songs in Hollywood actress and seismologist Sharon Stone's personally chosen album, for singing round the fire during those long winter earthquakes: * 'Instant Karma's Going To Get You', John Lenin * 'The Lava Is Blowing In The Wind', Bob Dylan * 'Sergeant Sharon's Lonely Brain Cell Band', The Beatles * 'The Chinese Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Immoral Earthquakes', Juli...
Dirty Central, Alabama - The Deputy Sheriff, Sergeant Piggers, has said a giant fire has amassed near a slew of mobile home trailers at 8pm, endangering every concerned property owner in the area.
Police are investigating a mysterious fire, which destroyed a factory in Flint, Michigan, which produces Bunsen burners for schools and laboratories.
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