Detectives in Texas have issued photo-fit descriptions of three Irish Nationals they would like to interview in connection with the discovery of the body of a Chupacabra. The three men, in their mid to late twenties, stayed two nights at the trav...
Reno, Nevada - What makes a great dad? There are a number of answers; chances are none of them involve beating another man senseless in front of a playground full of six-year-olds. Dale Jacoby and Roger Thorne are in jail this morning. The two...
David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...
Britney has taken some time off "Circus" for a break and gone on a diet that purges EVERYTHING out of her system and, not unlike Oprah, the singer began describing about her flushing toxins from her systems in an "amazing" two week and a half detox p...
KNOXVILLE, Tennessee - Virgil Bob and Kitty Lou Pennypicker were arrested on charges of assaulting each other using Cheetos. The first officer on the scene Sheriff's Deputy Bubba Bob Buckover, Jr., said that when he walked into the trailer everyt...
United Kingdom Armed forces minister Bobby Lamesworth told the British press that England's dames may soon be manning the battlements in defense of John Bull's island and in offense for cheap oil. "We are studying the matter. In testimony from...
Bizarre news just in from Pennsylvania Avenue in the nation's capital. Onlookers tell us that the President ventured outside the White House security zone in order to catch up with a wayward basketball, to the delight of tourists and locals alike.
Sydney, Aus - Russell Crowe has landed himself in hot water once again after being dragged from a local bar after a fight with a local pony. Crowe was reportedly having a quiet drink with friends when the cream coloured Shetland Pony wandered in a...
As London's police attempt to crack down on escalating levels of gun violence, horrific new evidence has emerged showing that the capital's weapons are taking the law into their own hands - by fighting each other in parks, late at night. Grain...
When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.
The popular BBC 2 quiz show, University Cage Fight has been reported following an anonymous tip off. The show features lots of public school educated types locked in combat with each other. Cage fighting in schools became popular in America and Eton,...
Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez are reportedly fighting. According to the voices in my head, the former-BFFs are not in speaking terms. The last time these beauties were spotted together was in October. Gomez betrayed Song and publicly...
Teen queen, Brenda Song and 22 year-old actress Camilla Belle are reportedly fighting over Rob Pattinson. Song, 20 and Belle, 22 are reportedly fighting over Rob Pattinson, according to me and the voices in my head. Song dated Pattinson for a sho...
NEWPORT NEWS, VA - Professional American football player Michael Vick sustained serious lacerations, some of which appear to be teeth marks, a dislocated shoulder and two broken ribs in a heavily promoted prison fight earlier this week. Officials ha...
As an epidemic of handbag violence sweeps the UK a government minister, Doctor Derek Vasectomy has announced. 'This is probably the greatest challenge that any government has faced since prohibition in the USA.' said the minister. 'We are faced wi...
Springfield IL- Sergeant Frank Garren stands boldly at 6-foot 4 and roughly 230 lbs, ostensibly an ominous presence to encounter if you're the enemy. That is, unless your adversary is a rogue rodent turned mercenary. Rapes, muggings and child abdu...
DALLAS, Texas - Adam 'Pacman' Jones of the Dallas Cowboys was involved in an altercation with Tommy Jones, (no relation) his own bodyguard, yes, his own bodyguard. The incident took place in Dallas in the bathroom of the swank Joule Hotel. Coach...
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