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Funny story: World's biggest pants unveiled

World's biggest pants unveiled

THE world's biggest knickers were unveiled yesterday. The XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL underwear is built for 45st women who are a size 74 with a 105in waistline. They are made by British manufacturers The Big Bloomers Company, which launched a range of XXXXXXXX...

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Funny story: Bow Tie Wearing Men 10 Times More Likely To Be Labeled Douchebags

Bow Tie Wearing Men 10 Times More Likely To Be Labeled Douchebags

A revealing study today learned that pompous pricks that insist on wearing bow ties are at a 10 times greater risk of being labeled a douchebag. More than 250 people were asked their opinions about men wearing bow ties and the overwhelming respons...

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Funny story: Imposter Nabbed With Stolen Meat Dress

Imposter Nabbed With Stolen Meat Dress

Ga Ga Ville, CA: A man calling himself "Lady Goo Goo" was caught by police yesterday with one of Lady Gaga's meat dresses, which he had reportedly stolen the night before. The Los Angeles Spoof, the city's less well-known newspaper, was flooded w...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sets New Fashion Trend in Community Service

Paris Hilton Sets New Fashion Trend in Community Service

Paris Hilton could be seen on the streets of Hollywood yesterday. No, she was not haunting the latest Hollywood hot spot. No, she was not drunk driving in her Mercedes. Paris was doing community service. Not only was Paris doing community service but...

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Funny story: If you want to wear copies of Kate Middleton's outfits read the following:

If you want to wear copies of Kate Middleton's outfits read the following:

Ladies (and drag queens etc.. if you are drooling over the photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Icon of fashion and wish to copy her 'wardrobe', just take a walk down your local hightstreet and visit the clothing stores, photos of her in hand. You are sure to find similar outfits at much cheaper prices. If you are Canadian (or American?), pick up your latest edition of Sear's Fall and Winter c...

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Funny story: Man Decides To 'Retire' White Shirt With Sagging Collar

Man Decides To 'Retire' White Shirt With Sagging Collar

An man successfully fooling authorities in Bangkok that he is a real English teacher, has made a decision to 'retire' one of his white shirts, in the same way that famous American sports teams sometimes retire the jerseys worn by some of their more i...

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Funny story: UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

Just when you thought boots couldn't get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. "FUGly Boots," says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, "have been described by consumers as looking like two wet, mangy r...

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Funny story: POPPYCOCK! The must have dress that makes you a better person

POPPYCOCK! The must have dress that makes you a better person

I want it! I want it! That's the words being yelled at t'interweb screens up and down the globe this week. What's all the fuss about? The poppeacock dress, that's what. Modelled on a vintage look and costing less than an Essex vajazzle in any of t...

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Funny story: "Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

"Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

Gap-teeth, ginger hair, freckles, thick eyebrows - they're all back on the catwalk and in the style mags as the beauty industry tires of perfection. American dentists report more girls having brackets inserted between their front teeth to creat th...

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Funny story: Indian fashion designers throw hands up in horror as Grimacing, Walking-dead Charles and Roly-poly Blancmange Camilla arrive in New Delhi.

Indian fashion designers throw hands up in horror as Grimacing, Walking-dead Charles and Roly-poly Blancmange Camilla arrive in New Delhi.

Walking-dead Royals - Cadaverous Charles and his pudding-plump Camilla have arrived in New Delhi to do the Queen's work - cutting ribbons, making silly chit-chat, mouthing the usual platitudes while grimacing throughout the entire procedure. This...

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Funny story: Fedora Named as Official Headwear of England

Fedora Named as Official Headwear of England

The U.K. Department for Culture, Media and Sports announced today that it was naming the "Fedora" as the official headwear for all of England. Sir Buxton Balderton of the DCMS also outlined his plans for the eradication of American and French forms...

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Funny story: Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

The Ethical Fashion Show, the world's largest event devoted solely to sustainable fashion, is now in its seventh year and shows no sign of slowing. This year it looks as if Lady Gaga's recent sartorial exploits have inspired the hippy fashionistas...

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Funny story: Gotta Go To Mo's, To Be Overcharged For Last Season's Sneakers

Gotta Go To Mo's, To Be Overcharged For Last Season's Sneakers

It's all about the experience at the new Modell's Sporting Goods flagship, which opened last Wednesday here in Times Square. Well, that and paying $600.00 for last year's Nikes. The two-level, 20,000-sq.-ft. space was completely transformed for it...

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Funny story: Woman Wears Clothes, Walks along Platform

Woman Wears Clothes, Walks along Platform

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - A thin, androgynously-attractive woman in her late teens strode purposefully yet vulnerably down a narrow walkway in a softly-lit room filled with wealthy people on Tuesday night, sources have confirmed. Displaying confidence and...

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Funny story: James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

Elegant British super spy and womanizer James Bond is ditching his iconic Savile Row suits and other formal wear to sport a more casual look, an MI6 spokesperson says. "Agent 007 isn't immune to the times," the spokesperson says. "He understands b...

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Funny story: Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Driving in Italy is about to get a lot safer and more stylish as the country launches a new Highway Code. Italian traffic authorities have been concerned about the anarchic nature of driving in the cities and on the autostrade for some time. T...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Clothes Line To Be Modeled By Non-Skinny "Real Women" Models

Jessica Simpson's New Clothes Line To Be Modeled By Non-Skinny "Real Women" Models

NEW YORK CITY - Jessica Simpson, who has put on about 19 pounds since Valentine's Day, will be showcasing her new clothing line at New York City's Hotel Millard Fillmore. Ms. Simpson, stated that yes it is true that she has gained 19 pounds, but s...

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