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Funny story: New laws in Slovakia

New laws in Slovakia

Bratislava, Slovakia - New laws have been passed here outlawing burping or breaking wind in public places. It seems that Slovaks have had enough of foreign tourists taking their humble country for grant it and want to impose some harsh behavioural...

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Funny story: Flatulance Pays, says Nick Clegg

Flatulance Pays, says Nick Clegg

The Deputy Prime Minister has announced a new green initiative to capture methane gas, enabling the UK to comply with EU directives on clean air. Flatus Stations are to be built at strategic points such as outside Indian restaurants in all major citi...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Overturns "Whoever Smelt It Dealt It" Ruling

Supreme Court Overturns "Whoever Smelt It Dealt It" Ruling

In a landmark ruling, the high court overturned the popular Whoever Smelt It Dealt It and has ruled in favor of the lesser popular Whoever Denied It Supplied It. Such a controversial ruling in an election year is almost unheard of and very unusual...

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Funny story: Subtle Butt Takes Care of Smelly Flatulence But What About the Noise?

Subtle Butt Takes Care of Smelly Flatulence But What About the Noise?

Finally, a product on the market that helps to alleviate the unnecessary embarrassment of tooting in public. Subtle Butt is a filter patch that sticks to the inside of your underwear and filters the smell of flatulence before it offends anyone. T...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

He's been troubled by flatulence in the past, and the old 'tummy rumbles' returned to haunt Tiger Woods once again today at the Open Championship at Royal St Andrews, with play being suspended due to 'excessive wind conditions'. Woods, on 5 under...

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Funny story: Black holes fart!

Black holes fart!

Black holes in outer galaxies have been observed releasing ginormous amounts of fiery gases and scientists at the end of gigantic telescopes are convinced they are "farting"! Adding a human touch to outer galactic happenings seems a logical manner...

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Funny story: It's Karl 'HEINZ' Rummenigge

It's Karl 'HEINZ' Rummenigge

FLATULENT Germans awoke today to find a welcome addition to their Full English: A serving of HEINZ baked beans in tomato sauce. It seems our sausage eating cousins now have a REAR guard weapon in their ARSE nal which is sure to put the WIND up us.

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Will Be Happy When Prince Charles "Gets Over His Whoopie Cushion Phase"

Queen Elizabeth II Will Be Happy When Prince Charles "Gets Over His Whoopie Cushion Phase"

Prince Charles, the 61 year old heir apparent to the throne of England, is not making the Queen happy. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, said that "we will be pleased when my son finally outgrows his current Whoopie Cushion phase and stops sneaking t...

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Funny story: Flatulence "Not A Disability", Tribunal Rules

Flatulence "Not A Disability", Tribunal Rules

The Peckham Employment Tribunal has unanimously ruled that chronic flatulence is not a disability under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995. The judgement was a disappointment for Ayama McTrumpitt (27), who claimed she had been unfairly treated...

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Funny story: Company Cited Over Doctored Mushroom Soup

Company Cited Over Doctored Mushroom Soup

SACRAMENTO, CA - A new strain of hyper virulent, deadly Cryptococcus gattii fungus has been discovered in the United States a new study says. The outbreak has already killed six people in Oregon and it will likely creep into northern California a...

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Funny story: Blanket May Be Responsible for Couples Death

Blanket May Be Responsible for Couples Death

DENVER, CO. -- Denver Fire Chief, Jim Sestrich, blames a local couples' death on their new anti-flatulent blanket manufactured by the Better Relations Blanket Company. The blanket, made with activated charcoal fabric similar to that used in milit...

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Funny story: Fart Crop Dusting Awareness Day Held On Cinco De Mayo

Fart Crop Dusting Awareness Day Held On Cinco De Mayo

We've all been in a crowded pack of people and suddenly fallen victim to a mystery fart crop duster. One minute you're talking to your friend and the next, you're gasping for air and playing detective. Was it the fat guy in front of you or the suspicious senior citizen on your right? Kip Givens, Fart Crop Dusting Spokesperson hopes to discourage this type of behavior by creating awareness about...

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Funny story: U.S. Bio Fuel Warplane Smells Like Cabbage Fart

U.S. Bio Fuel Warplane Smells Like Cabbage Fart

Unveiling a new series of alternatively fueled war planes yesterday, the U.S. Department of Defense announced a major shift in policy, converting its entire fleet of naval and air combat assets to renewable bio-fuels. "It seems a bit hypocritical"...

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Funny story: Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walters apparently farted in front of a live audience today during the morning taping of "The View" in turn asphyxiating the hole panel audience and security staff. 66th Street is cordoned off and it is suggested commuters take alternate...

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Funny story: Al Gore Says "Light Your Farts, Save The Planet"

Al Gore Says "Light Your Farts, Save The Planet"

Former Vice President and eco-warrior Al Gore unveiled his newest plan to save Earth from climate change.Light your farts. "It's simple" he said today at a climate conference. "Methane is a greenhouse gas and is killing our planet. I have invente...

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Funny story: Fox Employee Threatens Suit over Boss' Excessive Flatulence

Fox Employee Threatens Suit over Boss' Excessive Flatulence

A former Fox News employee is threatening to file a lawsuit in New York District Court against News Corp, the parent company of Fox News Channel, and Fox News President, Roger Ailes, claiming that she was wrongfully terminated when she told the HR ma...

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Funny story: Gorden Brown taxes fart

Gorden Brown taxes fart

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has recently expressed his deepest concern towards the overgrowing number of his cabinet members who find it difficult to keep their bum shut. According to one insider source, ''the number of cabinet ministers who fart...

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