Perfect town, USA - Mrs. Cleaver, legendary matriarch of the model American family, portrayed on the popular TV show "Leave it to Beaver," was interrogated and subsequently arrested, after a neighbor made an anonymous call and reported suspicious beh...
KENTUCKY (AP) Darrel Bumps became annoyed when members of his family kept opening the door to his outhouse while he was sitting on the seat. His need for privacy overtook common sense last month when the rural Kentucky farmer went through his junk...
Hewlett Packard is adding four new handheld Pocket PC devices to its iPaq family, including its first model with microwave capabilities.
I always figured that someone with a healthy life, a good set of friends, or a stable family wouldn’t be able to become an artist. My theory was based on Van Gough’s ear, Picasso’s blueness, and Frida Kahlo’s broken back. Health, family, AND friendships all had to be faltering in order for your artistry to materialize. It was clear to me that if I ever wanted to accomplish being an artist I had to...
CULVERT, IOWA (AP) You're watching TV late at night down in the den. The rest of the family is upstairs sound asleep. You've got the volume turned way down as you listen to just one more repeat of stale news. Then, out of nowhere you are suddenly thr...
Our friend Sheryl Crow has recently come back for an interview with our interviewer, Jay McCormack. This time we've asked her a few personal questions, but also things about career, family, and even what she thinks of The Spoof and such. Here is how it went: The Spoof Interviewer Jay McCormack: "Welcome back, Sheryl Crow. So you're all ready to do this intervie...
Can you really know if little Johnny or Betsy will be a smart, upstanding adult or just another bump in the road working at a drive through? The answer may actually lie with your family dog, according to a new preliminary study.
Dan Patterson, Chairman and CEO of Ayava Inc, manufacturer of Dyalasis machines and services to the Saudi royal family amongst others, announced today his impending marriage to Untembe a wild Zebra from Kenya. He and his fellow senior executives w...
Gambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request...
NEW YORK CITY - With John Lennon's son, Sean, and Mick Jagger's daughter, Elizabeth, revealing a romantic relationship in public, young and middle-aged rock fans are aglow. Offspring from such a couple would be third generation family members...
On a small island just off the coast of Kilmuckridge called Joscelin a family of giants has been discovered. Locals say they have known of this phenomenon for many a year but thought it best for the family's well being to keep it secret.
The Longpoington family - father, mother and daughter - of Essex were settling down to an evening meal of artichokes and mushrooms, when two different squads arrived in their dining room.
In a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace today, Betty Von Battenberg, consort of Phil the Greek, has stepped down from the throne following release of State Documents from the National Archive that show that none of the royal family actually su...
The Osbourne family plans to build and facilitate their own personal drug rehab center based on the continuous admittance of at least one member of their family at all times. Family patriarch Ozzy was unable to comment on the rehab center as he is c...
Tony Blair today denied that plans to change the name of the Royal Family to the Public Family Number One signalled a change in attitude to the monarchy.
Punxsutawney, PA The American tradition of Groundhog Day was marred today by an ugly incident in which the world's most celebrated groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, was captured by a family of hillbillies, skinned, roa...
Word has reached us from overseas that researchers in the Ravioli Jungle in Canada, have discovered a tribe of gorillas with an unusual house guest - a man.
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