After much derision against Trump.com™ rampant toxic outbursts at the 3am bewitching hour, the Whitehouse have decided to outsource all further Twitter Twatter outbursts to Murdoch. Murdoch made the announcement along side Trump.com™ a...
New York - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson was resting comfortably at his home in New York City, a day after he suffered temporary memory loss during his television show, Tucker Carlson Tonight. His hour long commentary began well enough, with...
After years of swirling rumors, Fox News political commentator Charles Krauthammer has officially denied that he is the leader of the dreaded 'Lizard People', an army of shape-shifting reptilian aliens sent to earth to gain power and manipulate human...
American intelligence sources say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups that see an alignment between the goals of their organizations and the policies of the Republican Party. The source...
For a couple of decades now, I've made a practice of celebrating the Fourth of July by reading the founding and historical documents that underlie the exercise in representative democracy that is the United States. This has given me a new appreciatio...
New Yawk, New Yawk--iN Be Cee, which replaced Brian Williams with Megan Kelly, whom they stole from Faux News, may be headed to court for reporting fake news, a category of journalism "filler" usually reserved for Cee iN iN and Mmm eS iN Be Cee. T...
FOX News has negotiated a deal with Sputnik International to present reports catered to the president who relies solely on that cable entertainment station for his knowledge of the world outside the opulent Trump Towers. Estimated to be worth in t...
Shepard Smith went beserk in his commentary on Fox News yesterday. He turned bright red and call Donald Trump the L word LIAR! Just then the entire Fox news set began to quake and collapse around him. Bill O' Reilly was seen running by screaming li...
As the holiday season approaches, Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reiley will, as usual, warn Americans about the "secular progressive" war on Christmas. O'Reiley, on his program "The O'Reiley Factor, has charged that the secular left wants to ignore...
The benchmark for the so-called 'lowest common denominator' of Americans is now close to bottoming out. "Any lower and we'll be flat lining," says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represe...
Spoof Investigations has just learned that directly following last night's debates the presidential candidates turned pale and in need of emergency services. FOX News insists the presence of their "shamans" backstage can not be held responsible fo...
Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...
A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...
A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...
New York, NY: In a statement today, Rupert Murdoch announced a new cable news network to focus solely on event details and aftermath coverage surrounding mass shootings in the United States. A Newscorp spokesman, Ted Trigger said, "The sheer amount o...
As Donald Trump's presidential campaign continues to maintain its momentum, against all the laws of logic, an interview he gave to sultan of spin Sean Hannity has been pulled from schedules for fear of damaging his bid. The one on one, due to be b...
(New York) FOX News President Roger Ailes, in association with the New York State Athletic Commission President Tom Hoover and the Ohio Athletic Commission Chairman Tim Ochsenhirt, this morning outlined the protocol and procedures that have been adop...
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