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Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI. In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus...

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Funny story: US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...

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Funny story: Eric Snowden Look Alike Gets Arrested For The 105th Time

Eric Snowden Look Alike Gets Arrested For The 105th Time

Milwaukie, Wisconsin native, Eric Schnowden, is like any other American citizen. He gets up in the morning, takes a shower, grabs a Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl out of his microwave, watches the morning news about the latest presidential scandal, gets...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...

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Funny story: Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...

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Funny story: Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Washington DC - "Fiercely independent and with loads of, uh, intergritty," is how White House aides described the Presidential pick to replace Robert Mueller as FBI chief. "Of course it means his Kick-Ass 2 role as Colonel Stars and Stripes may ha...

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Funny story: Agencies work together

Agencies work together

FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a tho...

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Funny story: The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

POCATELLO, Idaho - The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has just paid a Pocatello, Idaho, resident a visit. It appears that the FBI was tipped off by a Pompous Pizza Parlor waitress that an unidentified man had been in the restaurant...

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Funny story: Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

QM-NewsCorpse reporters have been given unprecedented access to the Bureau's legendary decoding unit that uses numerological, linguistic and symbological tricks to piece together terror suspects' agendas. Here is a brief glance at its anagram division's profile of key players involved in the Boston Marathon bombings: Chief suspects: Tamerlan Tsarnaev anagrams to Relevant Satan Arm - a r...

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Funny story: Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Questioned By The FBI Regarding North Korea

Dennis Rodman Questioned By The FBI Regarding North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman recently returned from a trip to North Korea, where he was the guest of North Korea's Kim Jong Un. Shortly after his return, the North Korean leader began his sabre-rattling and crazed ra...

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Funny story: FBI reckons art heist is more 'Ship of Fools' than Rembrandt's 'Storm on the Sea of Galilee'

FBI reckons art heist is more 'Ship of Fools' than Rembrandt's 'Storm on the Sea of Galilee'

Boston - Federal agents investigating a $500 million international art heist from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum are poised to bust a renegade ex-Mossad money laundering ring following a successful trip to Israel on the back of US Airforce One t...

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Funny story: More People Killed by Hammers and Clubs than Rifles

More People Killed by Hammers and Clubs than Rifles

It appears the Congress would be better off banning carpenters tools than making rifles illegal. Statistics released by the FBI reveal that in 2005 the number of people murdered with a rifle was 445 while carpenters and handymen and ball players k...

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Funny story: Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...

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Funny story: Twitter Birdie Admits Hacking Emails, May Be Recruited by FBI

Twitter Birdie Admits Hacking Emails, May Be Recruited by FBI

It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's a bird all right. One nosy bird, that's for sure. Last night she finally came clean and admitted that she's been doing much more than delivering tweets. She's been hacking the email of tweeters, claiming that...

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Funny story: General Petraeus Stripped of His 'License to Kill'

General Petraeus Stripped of His 'License to Kill'

Washington DC - The State Department has revoked the master spy privileges of disgraced former CIA director David Petraeus. That means the ex-general has lost all of his "00" espionage perks, including the highly prized "License to Kill." "Because...

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