A recent survey of maths teachers at secondary schools in England has revealed that nearly ninety percent believe themselves to be above average. Worst still, they have been told that ninety percent believe themselves to be above average, and do not...
Recently Ofqual has attacked 'unacceptable' exam paper blunders; A 'rogue' question inserted into an AS-level maths exam, worth 11 per cent of the total mark, sat by almost 6,800 students, the exam board blundered to calculate the correct length for the shortest route along a network of tracks in a forest equal to an equation set out in the test paper... An AS-level business studies exam, ma...
Michael Gove was born in Edinburgh in 1967 and brought up in Aberdeen. Educated in England and Scotland, in the independent sectors, where he had to suffer his 'Fags' waking him up with breakfast, before they cleaned his shoes each morning. Michael is married to Sarah Vine, who is a leader writer at The Times, and they have one daughter, Beatrice, and a son, William, who was born at Frimley Par...
LONDON - A study of over 3000 employees and workplaces found out that, out all the lessons on the UK education curriculum, P.E./Games ranks last in importance. "What will it do for me?" said Dr. Castel, who paused to work out the cosine of 0.34 in...
A new report reveals that 76,000 students who started degrees in 2008 will fail to graduate this summer. The figures, compiled by the Higher Education Statistics Agency, represent a drop-out rate of 21 per cent. At London Metropolitan University t...
The Crodyon Trust educational charity is to take over the running of a fund aimed at helping disadvantaged children. £125 million will be available to the Trust over the next 10 years, mainly in the form of government grants. The fund will be m...
Washington D.C.- Today Dr. Robert M. Berdahl, the President of the influential Association of American Universities (AAU), an influential organization consisting of 61 of North America's most prominent research universities, has unveiled an agreement...
Radical reforms will be taking place shortly in schools throughout the world, due to the final acknowledgement that the theory of evolution is nothing more than a fairy tale, disturbingly, believed plausible by more adults than children. The 7 yea...
Scientists at Cambfordshire University have announced that they are still working on the theory of the so called 'Big Bang'. Fresh interest has been focussed on this tenuous proposition following a dangerous outbreak of common sense at a lecture given by opinionated 'expert' Dawkin Richards at the community centre in Woodtrip on the nase, Birmingdon Boffins claim that along time ago, the universe,...
That's suit as in lawsuit. And attorneys couldn't be happier. When a NY mom determined that her daughter's preschool was not providing the proper foundation for an Ivy League education, she decided to sue the preschool. The floodgates opened.
BIRMINGHAM - New research by the University of Birimingham says that Britain's education system is failing the procrastinators and the don't-give-a-shitists. A national campaign spearheaded by Inhopeless has been started in earnest. "I was a ma...
Experts warn that the education system is failing our children by squeezing history out of the curriculum. England is the only country in Europe where the subject is not compulsory to the age of 15 or 16. Some kids are allowed to stop studying it...
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The associations governing senior football in the U.K - the English Football Association, Scottish Football Association, Football Association of Wales and the Irish Football Association - have been meeting in secret over the last few months and are s...
TV star and Ghurka champion, Joanna Lumley, is to call in her mates in the Nepalese brigade to improve the nation's youth. Having battled for the rights of former Ghurkas to settle in the UK, the actress has turned her guns on the current youth ge...
A scheme at a Primary school in Kent is working wonders. Pupils who are unwilling to read aloud are introduced to dogs who are happy to listen to the children reading to them. Educationalists say that the dogs do not judge whether the child is rea...
If your answers to the above three questions are, 'Yes', 'Yes' and 'Yes', then get off your backsides and do something about it. Too many people are in 'awe' of teachers and entrust their children into their care. Yes, many are great teachers and rold models BUT many more are NOT. Some teachers know 'nothing' about the big wide world into which they are sending your children. They have...
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