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Funny story: A 9.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Iceland - The Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Now In Greenland

A 9.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Iceland - The Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Now In Greenland

HOFN, Iceland - In a classic example of a 'bad news - good news' story, Iceland has just been hit with a powerful 9.7 magnitude earthquake. The quake only lasted 55 seconds, but it was enough to cause the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, that has been sp...

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Funny story: Nutty Iranien cleric blames earthquakes on Iranian promiscuous women showing too many hairy armpits!

Nutty Iranien cleric blames earthquakes on Iranian promiscuous women showing too many hairy armpits!

A loony Iranian Cleric has accused young promiscuous Iranian females for causing earthquakes in Iran! The slightly disturbed cleric named, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (says it all actually) claims that when Iranian women show their hairy, unshaven...

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider: Whistleblower speaks out

Large Hadron Collider: Whistleblower speaks out

A member of staff working with The Large Hadron Collider, has turned Whistleblower, and advised that he overheard a conversation with two senior executives that he was not supposed to hear. The Informer claims that the two executives, were looking...

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Funny story: Impotent Iran cleric blames earthquakes on "sexy women"

Impotent Iran cleric blames earthquakes on "sexy women"

TEHRAN: A senior and very impotent Iranian cleric who heads the Ministry of Erectile Dysfunction appeared before the media and blamed dolled-up women for arousing sexual desires in men thus leading to earthquakes; Ayatollah Cantgetitup insisted th...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Toad of Toad Hall

Dr Dolittle talks to Toad of Toad Hall

Dr Dolittle talks to Toad Of Toad Hall about the amazing ability he has to predict the future. The Doctor met Toad of Toad Hall in Toad Hall where else, and asked him about his claims about predicting the future. "I can predict the Wind in the Willows, when we are going to get strong winds, rain, snow, but most important of all me and my fellow toads can predict when earthquakes are going to ha...

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Funny story: Earthquake in China, Volcano erupts in Iceland as Planet X gets even Closer

Earthquake in China, Volcano erupts in Iceland as Planet X gets even Closer

Mad Micky Morrison the former scientist who is as mad as a hatter claimed today that the earthquake in China, and the Volcanic eruption in Iceland are caused by the fact that Planet X is now even closer to earth which is going to increase the number...

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Funny story: New Calendar Required

New Calendar Required

After a series of earthquakes in the southern hemisphere, the earth's rotation has been speeded up by six minutes a day. In itself, this makes barely any difference, however, those six extra minutes a day add up to one and a half days over the cou...

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Funny story: Dramatic tectonic shift from Chilean quake alters time itself

Dramatic tectonic shift from Chilean quake alters time itself

Santiago,Chile. In this South American country, the capitol moved 20 feet farther West. Buenos Aires also jumped just slightly Westward. But other issues connected with the shaking earth have appeared. Scientists have calculated that the planet's...

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Funny story: Chilean Earthquake Altered Time

Chilean Earthquake Altered Time

You thought you knew the correct time. Wrong. The Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) seismic desk has calculated it is now 3 seconds earlier than it was before the 8.8 magnitude quake in Chili. There is a reason you were late for that meeting. Your...

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Funny story: Earthquakes & Tsunami's increase as PLANET X gets closer

Earthquakes & Tsunami's increase as PLANET X gets closer

NASA have ordered all staff to shut up about planet X which is allegedly heading closer to earth causing more and more Earthquakes and Tsunamis. The last time Planet X was mentioned in any news was just after Xmas day when Planet X was visible on...

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Funny story: Chile Earthquake "Wasn't As Good As Ours", Claim Haitians

Chile Earthquake "Wasn't As Good As Ours", Claim Haitians

As cleaning up continued in Chile this morning after the weekend's earthquake, people in Haiti spoke out to tell the world that their quake was "much better" than the one in Chile. Sunday's quake, a massive 8.8 on the Richter Scale, demolished onl...

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Funny story: Irishman wants to know the answer to The Horror Earthquakes Animal Mystery

Irishman wants to know the answer to The Horror Earthquakes Animal Mystery

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as silly wants to know the answer to the animal mystery. There have been thousands of people killed in earthquakes recently in Haiti and Chile yet animals seem to survive you never hear about how many ani...

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Funny story: Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Conception - (Faultlines): "Not hard to guess where Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Fritzl got his inspiration!" was the only comment from astonished relief workers in the devastated Chilean town of Parral. Located on the northern shore of the Perqu...

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Funny story: Amazon Offence Coalition blames Falklands crude drill for Chile tremor

Amazon Offence Coalition blames Falklands crude drill for Chile tremor

Quito - (Richter Scale): The Ecuadorean corruption cheerleader issued a statement today blaming Wannabe Petroleum's oil rigs for triggering the 8.8 quake which rattled much of western Latin America today. The fledgeling crude explorer started dril...

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Funny story: Massive unexploded WW2 nuke blamed for Okinawa tremor

Massive unexploded WW2 nuke blamed for Okinawa tremor

Japan - (Ebola Gay): The huge 7.3 quake centered some 80 kilometers east-southeast of Naha struck at 5.31am prompting fears it was caused by one of the 'lost' atomic bombs that ended World War II. The Pacific Tsunami Global Warming Center said tod...

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Funny story: Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

The Antarctic Commission, the governing authority of Antarctica, has launched a desperate plea to the press to ask the public to send money to support victims of the recent earthquake in Antarctica. Two days ago an earthquake of magnitude 6.3 hit...

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Funny story: A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

LOS ANGELES - A 3.7 magnitude earthquake struck Los Angeles at about 12:39 p.m. LCT (Left Coast Time). There were reports of minor damages such as the usual broke salt shakers and pepper shakers along with light bulbs popping out of front and back po...

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