A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...
Ptolemy, (2nd cent. A.D.), the great astronomer, believed that the motionless earth was the center of the universe and the sun, like the moon, traveled around the earth. He believed the stars were just spot lights. Wow! Everybody likes it. Both Copernicus and Galileo failed to convince us, up to now, to abandon saying the sun rises or sets! There are other things we enjoy doing.
Scientists at the Search for Terrestrial Foundational Understanding have reported that they have, for the first time, found signs of intelligence on the planet Earth.
The North is not the North, it's the South, and the South is not the South, it's the North. That's the startling revelation from scientists who claim that all maps hitherto drawn are upside down.
As a single man living in New York City, I have gained knowledge on a variety of subjects; things that have helped me survive pretty well in the greatest city on earth. Let me tell you more about the things that I know.
The Gods in Heaven felt it had gone on too long, the different religions on earth believing their god to be the only true 'God', so they all decided to thrash it out at a meeting, to at last find out who really was the one and only true God.
Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments of other plan...
Today officials with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced that within ten years they will have trained significant numbers of personnel in responding to an asteroid impact that would effectively end life on earth.
Scientists admitted in a private interview early this morning that the Earth actually is the center of the universe after all, and that they have been fooling the majority of the world's population for nearly five hundred years.
I don't need to be a psychologist to understand how my mind functions. All I need is to differentiate amongst ' thinking', 'remembering', and 'mental pop-ups.' When I try, in vain, to understand the true nature of the present quagmire on earth I call this mental process 'thinking'. When I try to recall what I bought for my wife last year as Christmas present, I call it remembering! Next comes my...
As a single man living in New York City, I have gained knowledge on a variety of subjects; things that have helped me survive pretty well in the greatest city on earth. Although you may never find yourself in the following situation (and I hope you never do) it never hurts to be prepared.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...
Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.
A growing number of hippies and tree-hugging fools, undeservedly referring to themselves 'scientists', are presenting the theory that the earth is experiencing a potentially catastrophic unnatural warming. Based on a large body of something called 'empirical evidence', these so-called 'scientists' are claiming that this warming of the earth is being heavily influenced by h...
Sputnikaberg, Russia (IP) - The Van Allen radiation belts were discovered by one of the Explorer series of space craft launched during the International Geophysical Year of 1958.
I'll bet you grew up being told to 'eat your vegetables ... they'll help you grow." Well, forget that advice. Beelzebub has come out with the newest diet information available. In order to make it in New Hell (as Earth is now known), one will have to give up eating food because he is adding the vaginal fluids of his string of ancient concubines to all foodstuffs and water ... forget about it. He's...
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Scientists, the military, and artists combined their forces to create an eclectic group which created a ring around the Earth for scientific and aesthetic purposes.
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