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Funny story: FEMA Training Staff for Earth Ending Asteroid Impact

FEMA Training Staff for Earth Ending Asteroid Impact

Today officials with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced that within ten years they will have trained significant numbers of personnel in responding to an asteroid impact that would effectively end life on earth.

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Funny story: Earth is Center of Universe after all

Earth is Center of Universe after all

Scientists admitted in a private interview early this morning that the Earth actually is the center of the universe after all, and that they have been fooling the majority of the world's population for nearly five hundred years.

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Funny story: Apocalypse

Apocalypse

I don't need to be a psychologist to understand how my mind functions. All I need is to differentiate amongst ' thinking', 'remembering', and 'mental pop-ups.' When I try, in vain, to understand the true nature of the present quagmire on earth I call this mental process 'thinking'. When I try to recall what I bought for my wife last year as Christmas present, I call it remembering! Next comes my...

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Funny story: The Things That I Know

The Things That I Know

As a single man living in New York City, I have gained knowledge on a variety of subjects; things that have helped me survive pretty well in the greatest city on earth. Although you may never find yourself in the following situation (and I hope you never do) it never hurts to be prepared.

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Funny story: Snowball Earth?

Snowball Earth?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...

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Funny story: New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.

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Funny story: Fake Interviews With Real People - Sen. James Inhofe

Fake Interviews With Real People - Sen. James Inhofe

A growing number of hippies and tree-hugging fools, undeservedly referring to themselves 'scientists', are presenting the theory that the earth is experiencing a potentially catastrophic unnatural warming. Based on a large body of something called 'empirical evidence', these so-called 'scientists' are claiming that this warming of the earth is being heavily influenced by h...

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Funny story: Gucci Belt Found Circling the Earth

Gucci Belt Found Circling the Earth

Sputnikaberg, Russia (IP) - The Van Allen radiation belts were discovered by one of the Explorer series of space craft launched during the International Geophysical Year of 1958.

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Funny story: Demons in the Kitchen

Demons in the Kitchen

I'll bet you grew up being told to 'eat your vegetables ... they'll help you grow." Well, forget that advice. Beelzebub has come out with the newest diet information available. In order to make it in New Hell (as Earth is now known), one will have to give up eating food because he is adding the vaginal fluids of his string of ancient concubines to all foodstuffs and water ... forget about it. He's...

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Funny story: Asteroid Used to Create Earth Ring Like Saturn's

Asteroid Used to Create Earth Ring Like Saturn's

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Scientists, the military, and artists combined their forces to create an eclectic group which created a ring around the Earth for scientific and aesthetic purposes.

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Funny story: A Peaceful Revolution

A Peaceful Revolution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the final frontier - BREAKING NEWS!!! I just interviewed Cal-el, who just returned home from Krypton. Boy was he angry at Bush!...

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Funny story: Newest Disaster Discovered

Newest Disaster Discovered

The International Council for Useless Panic have found and registered the latest potential disaster that may hit the planet.

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Funny story: Dune Fremen Unhappy on Earth

Dune Fremen Unhappy on Earth

After being evacuated from their doomed home planet, Arrakis, the Fremen of Dune fame are not adjusting well to their new lives as Kentucky race horse beeders. It appears they can't distinguish a horse from a mule.

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Funny story: Earth's Legal Counsel Filing Lawsuit over International Date Line

Earth's Legal Counsel Filing Lawsuit over International Date Line

Attorneys for planet Earth are pressing forward with plans to sue over alleged copyright infringement.

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Funny story: What's Wrong with the Christian Right

What's Wrong with the Christian Right

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - The so called "Christian Right" seems to be neither Christian nor Right. They lied about not knowing about Ron Paul, though evidence was found that clearly showed they had his name on their list. Isn't, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour," one of the commandments they are supposed to keep? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe t...

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Funny story: Unarius Academy of Science Announce Plan to Drill to Earth's Core

Unarius Academy of Science Announce Plan to Drill to Earth's Core

El Cajon, California - Unarius, a non-profit organization, which started out teaching a "metaphysical science of life" but transformed into just another "flying saucer group", announced this week that they plan to drill to Earth&#...

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Funny story: Humans invited to Inter galactic sports

Humans invited to Inter galactic sports

Jupiter/Earth: In a giant leap for the human sports, on Monday aliens from other galactic stars sent a ultra super sonic message stating that after viewing the progress in human sports especially dope cases, they have found the earthlings fit to comp...

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