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Funny story: Colorado Reports That Most Of Their K-9 Marijuana Sniffing Dogs Are Getting Stressed Out

Colorado Reports That Most Of Their K-9 Marijuana Sniffing Dogs Are Getting Stressed Out

DENVER - Law enforcement agencies throughout the state of Colorado are expressing some concern over the new Marijuana laws. Detective Draco K. Applebush, 47, with the Denver Police Department, who is assigned to the department's narcotics division...

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Mascot Reprimanded For Failing Performance Enhancing Drug Test

Major League Baseball Mascot Reprimanded For Failing Performance Enhancing Drug Test

NEW YORK CITY - The Performance Enhancing Drug Scandal is really getting out of hand and it has now reached a new level or rather depth. Major League Baseball has just announced that one of the team mascots has tested positive for performance enha...

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Funny story: Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

EL PASO - United States Custom Agents have just arrested a New Jersey man who was wearing scuba gear and swam the Rio Grande from Juarez, Mexico to El Paso, Texas. The scuba diver identified as Hamilton F. Bumtinbone, 27, of Hackensack, New Jersey...

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Funny story: A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

NEW YORK CITY - The decision has finally come down and a total of 13 Major League Baseball players have been suspended for using PED's (Performance Enhancing Drugs). New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 38, received the stiffest penalty.

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Tell Their Fans That Anyone With An A-Rod #13 Shirt Can Return It For A Full Refund

The New York Yankees Tell Their Fans That Anyone With An A-Rod #13 Shirt Can Return It For A Full Refund

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees taking a page from the New England Patriots who told their fans that they could return Aaron Hernandez' #81 football jersey for a full refund are now doing the same with Alex Rodriguez's #13 baseball shirt. Har...

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Funny story: Milwaukee Brewer's Ryan Braun Suspended For 65 Games - Says He Has An Excellent Excuse

Milwaukee Brewer's Ryan Braun Suspended For 65 Games - Says He Has An Excellent Excuse

MILWAUKEE - Well number 8 for the Milwaukee Brewers will be watching the remainder of the 2013 Brewers season from his home. Major League Baseball has just issued Braun with a 65-game suspension for testing positive for Performance Enhancing Drugs...

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Funny story: Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed

Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed

New York - Janitors were busy hosing down a fifth floor terrace this morning after a flying bong from the 36th floor apartment rented by The Amanda Show star made an unexpected crash landing in the Wassersteins' hot tub. Bynes, 27, was arrested fo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,...

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Funny story: Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Drink-spiking drug and racoon laxative, Rohypnol, actually counts as one of your five-a-day according to sometimes sex offender, Gavin McCloroform. Gavin, a thirty-eight-year-old dietician from Cardiff, claims the drug is misunderstood and with t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities. Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry &...

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Funny story: Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

BILLINGSGATE POST - Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there. With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...

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Funny story: Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado

Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado

DENVER - University patrol officers file for unemployment throughout Colorado just a few months after the state effectively passed ballot initiatives legalizing, taxing, and regulating recreational marijuana use. After Amendment 64 had passed, un...

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Funny story: Weed Smoking Cardinals Get High To Pick New Pope

Weed Smoking Cardinals Get High To Pick New Pope

All eyes will be peeled on the chimney of the Sistine Chapel on Wednesday as the Roman Catholic cardinals tasked with electing the next pope convene for a second day of unadulterated pot smoking. The 115 voting eligible church leaders will return...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Star In "Marijuana Days Daze"

Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Star In "Marijuana Days Daze"

NEW ORLEANS - Willie Nelson performed to a standing room only crowd in the Big Easy's Voodoo Arena. After the show he was asked by Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine about his new movie. Willie said that the movie titled Marijuana...

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Funny story: Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

A large turkey farm in Norfolk has been closed after traces of methadone were found in the turkey. "We were checking the turkeys for horse meat contamination," said Fisheries and Farming minister, James Bond. "Having checked all the foods in freez...

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Funny story: Area Man High on Life, PCP

Area Man High on Life, PCP

OGDEN, UT- With a spring in his step and a song in his heart, area man Brandon Davis, 30, is high on life, PCP. "I feel great," said Davis, whose outlook derives from fresh air, warm sunshine, and 5 to 10mg of phencyclidine. "It's like I could tak...

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Funny story: Armstrong denies using Apology Enhancing Drugs

Armstrong denies using Apology Enhancing Drugs

Lance Armstrong has appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show to apologise for his performance enhancing drug use over seven seperate Tour de France titles. However he has since denied rumours that he was under the influence of drugs to make the apology.

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