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Funny story: Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Driving in Italy is about to get a lot safer and more stylish as the country launches a new Highway Code. Italian traffic authorities have been concerned about the anarchic nature of driving in the cities and on the autostrade for some time. T...

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Funny story: Congress Should Consider 35 mph National Speed Limit Law

Congress Should Consider 35 mph National Speed Limit Law

Gasoline prices have increased greatly over the last several years. High fuel prices have focused attention on conservation. Congress previously used a national speed limit as an approach to conserve fuel when, in 1974, it legislated a national 55 mi...

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Funny story: The Totally Uncool Using Of Turn Signals

The Totally Uncool Using Of Turn Signals

Scientists have determined that an alarming and increasing number of drivers are "turn signal challenged", that is, unable to use a turn signal when driving. This form of mental malfunction appears to be more pronounced amongst men, many of whom also...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking starts driving lessons

Stephen Hawking starts driving lessons

World famous physicist, Stephen Hawking, is undergoing his most difficult challenge to date, learning to drive. Hawking, who is severely affected by Motor Neurones Disease will control the specially adapted Vauxhall Corsa in a similar way to how...

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Funny story: California Rules Schizophrenics Can Drive In Car Pool Lanes

California Rules Schizophrenics Can Drive In Car Pool Lanes

A California court has ruled that schizophrenics are to be allowed to travel in car pool lanes. The decision is based on the idea that when a person with schizophrenia is in a vehicle, there is more than one person. To deny this would be to not rec...

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Funny story: Major Car Manufacturer's Launch New Model Names To Drive Q3 Business

Major Car Manufacturer's Launch New Model Names To Drive Q3 Business

As a direct result of declining new car sales following global turbulence in financial markets which have decimated the automotive industry; manufacturers are resorting to ever more gimmicky tactics to drive new business ahead of the vital Q3 sales p...

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Funny story: New Electric Vehicle Rule from the Government

New Electric Vehicle Rule from the Government

Transport secretary, Philip Hammond, is overseeing the formulation of new laws that will see it a requirement for Electrically powered vehicles to 'Make a noise' to ensure that pedestrians can hear the approach of the vehicle, to ensure their safety. Official Statement: Their noiseless glide has seen them dubbed the silent killers of the road. But electric cars could soon be given special 'sign...

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Funny story: Pay as you go - motorists in Britain will plan routes carefully

Pay as you go - motorists in Britain will plan routes carefully

There'll be no more 'nipping down the road in the car to pick up fish 'n' chips, if Britain adopts 'Pay as you go'. It is in the planning stages that British drivers will soon have to pay per mile travelled. Crazy though it may sound it has a lot of benefits: People will walk more and so get much needed exercise. Petrol bills will go down (BUT this COULD have an adverse effect by driving...

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Funny story: Barney Frank: Illegals in Massachusetts Don't Need License, But Must Take Driving Test!

Barney Frank: Illegals in Massachusetts Don't Need License, But Must Take Driving Test!

After years of looking the other way, Democrat Barney Frank came out today in favor of testing illegal drivers after being rear ended by an uninsured and undocumented driver. Massachusetts is said to be home to about 200,000 illegal aliens, check...

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Funny story: Creators of Grand Theft Auto To make New Driving Test Theory 'Hazard Avoidance' Questions

Creators of Grand Theft Auto To make New Driving Test Theory 'Hazard Avoidance' Questions

The makers of the Grand Theft Auto video games have been placed in charge of creating the new scenario's involved in the Hazard Avoidance section of the Driver Theory Test. Test victims must now watch newly recorded clips of various traffic and pe...

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Funny story: UK Passes Round the Clock Sobriety Law for Motorists

UK Passes Round the Clock Sobriety Law for Motorists

Under a new law, British drivers will be forced to prove their unwavering sobriety to any law enforcement official, at any time of the day or night. Furthermore, there is legislation pending which could severely restrict a driver's right to place a...

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Funny story: Panic at the DVLA - No decision yet on next Registration Plate numbers

Panic at the DVLA - No decision yet on next Registration Plate numbers

The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency has admitted tonight that no decision has been reached regarding September's UK vehicle registration plates. The problem has arisen because the two-digit year sequence numbers on registration plates has now re...

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Funny story: Flaming Moron Crashes While Trying To Hold Breath - Driver is Already a Victim of his own Stupidity

Flaming Moron Crashes While Trying To Hold Breath - Driver is Already a Victim of his own Stupidity

WHEATLAND, N.Y. - Police say three minors and an incredibly stupid man trying to hold their breath for the time it takes to drive through an upstate New York hamlet were hurt when the driver fainted. Because he was holding his breath. While d...

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Funny story: EPA Orders Semi Trucks to be Replaced by Camels

EPA Orders Semi Trucks to be Replaced by Camels

Due to environmental concerns and numerous safety violations, President Obama's Environmental Protection Agency has ordered that all semi-tractor trailers in the United States be sent to scrap yards where they will be melted down and recycled.

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Funny story: French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver

French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver

Police in Nantes, in the west of France, today fined a Muslim woman for driving whilst wearing a veil after she was stopped for driving through two sets of red lights and narrowly missing a young child trying to cross the road. A police spokesman...

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Funny story: Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge has announced plans to introduce even more traffic lights on the city's busy ring road in an attempt to force residents to accept the congestion charge. Latest plans show additional pot-holes and collapsed sewers to be investigated in 6...

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Funny story: Lorry driver seen over-taking safely!

Lorry driver seen over-taking safely!

There were amazing scenes on the M4 yesterday immediately after Steady Eddie, HGV driver for only a week, succeeded in over-taking another HGV inside 30 seconds and without holding up any other drivers. This amazing and unheard of occurrence was...

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