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Funny story: Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio Puts The Blame For His Election Loss Totally on Donald Trump

Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio Puts The Blame For His Election Loss Totally on Donald Trump

PHOENIX – (Satire News) - The ex-sheriff of Maricopa county, Joe Arpaio, has been soundly defeated in his second attempt to win back his sheriff’s badge. Arpaio was noted for making his prisoners dress in pink, including socks, shirts, underwear,…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends. The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…

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Funny story: Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

The 2020 US presidential election campaign is shaping up to be a controversial affair with a potentially dramatic ending, after the results of the latest poll showed that the two protagonists, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, were neck-and-neck with hardl…

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Funny story: The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…

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Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!

Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!

As Paul Ryan showed us around the capital, #3 fell in step next to me and whispered, "We have to get out of this. We've gone back in time to 2015." I looked in her eyes, and she was dead serious, as usual. "Lead the way," I replied, already sick o…

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Funny story: Don’t Diss The Donald

Don’t Diss The Donald

BILLINGSGATE POST: For some, it was the best of times. But for one writer, it was the wurst of times. The fickle wiener of fate had passed her by like a runaway Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Unable to reconcile a mother’s admonition that “If you don’t h…

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Funny story: George Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart

George Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The founder of the biggest anti-Trump organization in the country has just informed the National Enquirer that he has found a picture of Trump’s high school girlfriend. George Conway learned through a private invest…

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Funny story: Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…

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Funny story: President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…

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Funny story: Trump visit to UK

Trump visit to UK

The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: While waiting for a vaccine for Covid-19 to reach the market place, President Trump asked Dr. Fauci how he might enforce social distancing, especially among the young and restless. Dr. Fauci thought for a moment. Then the answer…

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Funny story: Trump's Midcourse Correction

Trump's Midcourse Correction

THE WIRED STREET URINAL El Presidente Donald Trump, exhausted from the pummeling he has taken abroad and the dismal polling numbers domestically, has outlined an ambitious plan titled “Crush the China Virus.” La Casa Blanca assumed adopting a poli…

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Funny story: And Godd Tweets Too

And Godd Tweets Too

On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…

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Funny story: Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Last weekend, FOX News caught up with Mr. Trump and his entourage on the front nine of one of Mr. Trump's golf courses. FOX: Nice shot, sir! Bit of a blooper tho. Mr. President: Look, a three wood's not a driver, okay? I got at least 175 yards…

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