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Funny story: Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

No way did Trump let the door hit him on the way out. Nah! He said he’d be back by August because his re-election was rigged. Does anyone see Trump and Be Best back in the White House? It seems he’s still in Mar-a-Lago and doing night rallies wit…

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Funny story: Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

New Orleans - Fox News and former President Donald Trump attacked current President Biden and the Democrats for not preventing Hurricane Ida from coming ashore in Louisiana near New Orleans, causing extensive damage and power outages. Trump, who h…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Future Looks Very, Very Shitty

Donald Trump’s Future Looks Very, Very Shitty

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Trump’s former “Fixer” (Michael Cohen) recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that things are looking horribly shitty for his ex-boss, the former Asshole-In-Chief, Donaldo Jonathan Trump. Cohen said that…

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Trump Gave Al-Qaeda $19 Million in US Taxpayers Money

Secret Documents Reveal That Trump Gave Al-Qaeda $19 Million in US Taxpayers Money

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to The Chicago Daily Wind, secret documents have just been found in a White House storage room that show that Donald Trump gave Al-Qaeda $19 million. The report clearly showed that the amount was actual…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!

Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!

KEY WEST, Florida – (Satire News) – Someone once said that if Donald Trump ever goes two hours without telling a damn lie, he’ll probably pass out from hyperfifalosis. His wife Melania, an ex-lingerie model, said that if she had a nickel for every…

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Funny story: Antifa and The Proud Boys Get Into A Knockdown-Dragout Fight In Portland

Antifa and The Proud Boys Get Into A Knockdown-Dragout Fight In Portland

PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – News reports out of Portland are reporting that two tremendously extreme hate groups clashed at a Walmart parking lot in downtown Portland. Reporters said that at first the two groups were simply taunting each ot…

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Funny story: Millions Says That Donald Trump Is Starting To Look Like a Racist Caveman

Millions Says That Donald Trump Is Starting To Look Like a Racist Caveman

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Ifso Facto News recently conducted a national survey, in which millions of Republicans, Democrats, and Independents all agree that the Trumptard’s 30,000 plus lies have finally caught up to him. Redwood Fingerboo, a repor…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Doctor Says His Balls Are Atrophying (Shrinking) At An Alarming Rate

Donald Trump’s Doctor Says His Balls Are Atrophying (Shrinking) At An Alarming Rate

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has been the former “Divider-in-Chiefs” personal physician for decades. He first saw DJT, back on September 29, 1999, when Trump developed a horrible case of the clap, which he to this day claims he got…

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Funny story: Trump Aide Caused Kabul Airport Bottle-Neck

Trump Aide Caused Kabul Airport Bottle-Neck

The name sounded vaguely familiar: Miller? Definitely not the same guy who was once married to Marlyn Monroe. He was the playwright with the first name of Arthur. And there was also author Henry Miller. Oh yes, Stephen Miller was in the Trump admi…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Takes a Horrible Fall at a Golf Course and Badly Injures His Tongue

Donald Trump Takes a Horrible Fall at a Golf Course and Badly Injures His Tongue

KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Miami Globe-Gazette is reporting that Donald Trump was on the 13th hole at The General Robert E. Lee Golf Course in Kissimmee, Florida, when he, for no apparent reason, stumbled and landed on his face. Memb…

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Funny story: President Biden Hires Donald Trump’s Niece, Mary Trump, To Be a CIA Advisor

President Biden Hires Donald Trump’s Niece, Mary Trump, To Be a CIA Advisor

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many close friends of the Trump family have said off-the-record that Donald’s niece Mary Trump is the only member of the family who isn’t an arrogant, sarcastic, hateful, racist piece-of-crap. Mary Trump, who is…

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Funny story: A White House Source Says Trump Will Be Arrested Very Soon

A White House Source Says Trump Will Be Arrested Very Soon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source within the White House, who knows the New York attorney general, says that the word on the streets of Manhattan, is that the worst president in the history of presidents – Donald John Trump,…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested

Massachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested

BOSTON, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – The good people of the state of Massachusetts have made it abundantly clear to their state leaders, that they do not want the disgraced, evil, hate-spewing former president setting even one of his tiny toddler…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Admits To Sean Hannity That He Is No Longer a Bedwetter

Donald Trump Admits To Sean Hannity That He Is No Longer a Bedwetter

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump called in to the Sean Hannity Show with some great news. The ex-president said that his personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi had texted him that he has finally regained control of his out-of-control bladder.

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Funny story: Governor Andrew Cuomo To Run For Governor Of Florida

Governor Andrew Cuomo To Run For Governor Of Florida

Governor Andrew Cuomo, who recently resigned as Governor of New York because women didn’t like his hands-on, working policy, will run for Governor of Florida. A special election will be held as the present Governor appears to be on the side of th…

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Funny story: Putin Reveals That He Has Always Seen Trump as Nothing But a Submissive Pussy

Putin Reveals That He Has Always Seen Trump as Nothing But a Submissive Pussy

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Moscow’s Red Press has just confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin has always looked upon Donald Trump as nothing more than a pathetic, little submissive pussy, who has the biggest inferiority complex of anyone on ea…

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Funny story: China is Reporting a Huge Decline in The Trumpapalooza Flu

China is Reporting a Huge Decline in The Trumpapalooza Flu

HONG KONG – (Satire News) – Several Chinese news agencies are reporting that the leader of the Peoples Republic of China, Xi Jinping, is happy to report a downward spiral in cases of the Trumpapalooza Flu Virus (as he has ordered it be called). H…

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