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Funny story: Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Today scientists have announced that they have discovered a major breakthrough in Cancer research. For years cancer researchers worldwide have strained their minds looking for a common denominator to link all forms of cancer. Today leading onc...

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Funny story: Doctor Confirms Smoking Is Good For You

Doctor Confirms Smoking Is Good For You

Scientist, and man who know's what it's about, Dr Angram Philchpott has categorically stated, so it must be true, that certain things that at first were thought bad are infact good for you. Things like smoking, which are generally accepted to be f...

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Funny story: Scandal: Doctor Dolittle Arrested.

Scandal: Doctor Dolittle Arrested.

One time naturalist and animal lover Doctor John 'Fishy' Dolittle has been arrested and charged with the murder and mutilation of over 16 people over the past 6 years. The doctor, who had a brief spell of fame with his 'talking to the animals' tri...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

The old head of Doctor Who's University has shockingly revealed that the time travelling wonder geek never finished his studies and so is not infact a qualified doctor. Barry Trent, 96, claims "that fraudster has been getting away with it for long...

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Funny story: Prison health-care costs rise as prison doctors grow older and sicker

Prison health-care costs rise as prison doctors grow older and sicker

LONDON England -- Black mold oozes from his smelly head. His lumpy skin reeks. A forklift and crane support his 2000 pounds of weight. Yet, according to this man, my source, he is the doctor here at the Tower of London. This is not the typical im...

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Funny story: Elton John's Doctor Says The Old Crooner Has The Crocodile Rock Flu

Elton John's Doctor Says The Old Crooner Has The Crocodile Rock Flu

LONDON - Elton John's physician, Dr. Reginald Ainsworth has just confirmed rumors that had been circulating around the United Kingdom since last week. Elton John, the 62-year-old glam rock singer who has sold over 200 million records has been affl...

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Funny story: Mother flees with child to avoid health ruling

Mother flees with child to avoid health ruling

CONCORD, Massachusetts - In a flagrant violation of a court order, Margaret "Meg" March-Brooks has fled with her minor child John "Demi" Brooks, rather then see him receive the medical care he so desperately needs. A court ordered examination las...

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Funny story: Test 'spots anemia danger'

Test 'spots anemia danger'

Liverpool, UK - UK experts say they have found a way of predicting which emergency room patients are going to develop anemia. The technique, according to Dr. Arberbey, uses a photo scanner to measure the light level reflected from their skin, whic...

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Funny story: Doctors 'must report scalpel crime'

Doctors 'must report scalpel crime'

WASHINGTON DC - In the past, doctors only had to report cases of knife stabbings. Now they must tell police every time they stab someone with a scalpel, according to new guidelines from the AMA. They are also told they can breach patient confident...

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Funny story: Airport Security Guard Posed as Doctor

Airport Security Guard Posed as Doctor

Mexico City - Airport security guard Marco San Sebastien was convicted of fraudulently posing as a medical doctor after patients noted he was suspiciously doing rectal exams with blue rubber gloves and providing MRI exams using an airport security X-...

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Funny story: Doc wouldn't give man prescription-man bites off doc's finger

Doc wouldn't give man prescription-man bites off doc's finger

CAPE CORAL, Fla. - No wonder doctors all over the country are whining about their lot in life. Medical school costs hundreds of thousands of dollars; malpractice insurance rates keep rising from month to month; and worst still, if you piss off a...

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Funny story: Doctors Stumped by Rappers Itch

Doctors Stumped by Rappers Itch

Atlanta - Viewers of rap artists writhing around making repetitive spastic arm gestures and wearing baggy clothing have been traced to a mysterious skin rash like eczema that seems to be contracted by rap artists. Rap star Big Silly Willy says "It...

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Funny story: Doctors Employ Novel Approach to Avoid Lawsuits: The Truth

Doctors Employ Novel Approach to Avoid Lawsuits: The Truth

On the advice of their attorneys and insurance companies, doctors are now stepping forward and admitting their mistakes, hoping that a sincere apology and a couple of bucks will make multi-million dollar lawsuits magically disappear. "Folks who have...

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Funny story: TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

The General Medical Council has today penalised a number of doctors for appearances on television news programmes speculating over the possible health problems that led to the death of popular singer and dancer Michael Jackson. In a written statem...

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Funny story: Doncaster Man Baffles Doctors

Doncaster Man Baffles Doctors

Doncaster man Isaac Hunt has lived with an extraordinary medical condition all his life, but until now has never felt the need to consult the medical profession. And now he has, doctors admit that they're baffled and completely at a loss as to how to...

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Funny story: Doctors try and save Gordon Brown's career using 'flu jab

Doctors try and save Gordon Brown's career using 'flu jab

Doctors today injected Gordon Brown with a dose of the swine 'flu virus, in an attempt to save the beleaguered Labour leader's career. Speaking from Downing Street, the Prime Minister said: 'Banking crises, mortgage problems, job redundancies, con...

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Funny story: Chris Kamara Advised To Take It Easy By Herb Doctor

Chris Kamara Advised To Take It Easy By Herb Doctor

Telly football commentator and pundit Chris Kamara was given a stern warning today from a man who described himself as a 'herb doctor'. The self styled herb doctor advised Kamara not to get too worked up over nothing or he was in very real danger of...

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