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Funny story: New at Epcot: Gitmo World

New at Epcot: Gitmo World

Orlando Florida - The Disney Company announced today that they were adding a new showcase to their Orlando Epcot Vacation Center with the addition of Gitmo World. Gitmo World has been modeled after the infamous Cuba based American gulag.

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Funny story: Dowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie

Dowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie

Eric Cantona did it. Vinnie Jones did it. And now, sickeningly ugly footballer turned failed manager Ian Dowey (intentional spelling mistake) is doing it. Acting...well, kind of.

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Funny story: Beckham disappointed over Disney pics

Beckham disappointed over Disney pics

David Beckham, Dandini of the Dollar, and undisputed emperor of the Euro has expressed his disappointment at the recent pictures issued by Disney.

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Funny story: Leaked sex tape shows Bush pleasuring Tin Man

Leaked sex tape shows Bush pleasuring Tin Man

The future of George 'Dubya' Bush was in jeopardy today after a stolen sex tape found it's way onto the internet.

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Funny story: Tigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland

Tigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland

Tigger, the bouncey, flouncey, full of fun fun fun, tiger character from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons, slapped a teenage boy this weekend at Disneyland.

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Funny story: Disney In Trouble Over New Film

Disney In Trouble Over New Film

Disney are in trouble over their latest film, Lion King 6 : Simba Get's laid, film governing watchdog Cinemoan have described the film as "lude" & warranted a re-evaluation of the films rating which at...

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Funny story: Beleaguered By Demands for Redesigned Cartoon Characters, Disney to Launch New Website

Beleaguered By Demands for Redesigned Cartoon Characters, Disney to Launch New Website

Interest groups have called for changes in Disney characters to align them with 21st century demands and sensibilities.

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Funny story: Christina and Britney Make Up, Split with Minnie

Christina and Britney Make Up, Split with Minnie

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- No sooner than the ongoing feud between former Mouseketeers Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears seemed to be heading to a resolution, a major new rift in the Disney family has emerged.

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Funny story: Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

London - Ever ready to outdo itself, Heathrow management has taken a page from Disney's book, pulled the plug on boring mega-waits and turned its "security features" into attractions.

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Funny story: Iraqi Disneyland put on Hold

Iraqi Disneyland put on Hold

(MOSUL) Disney Corporation halted construction of Disney-Raq after a car bomb exploded killing 30 of it's construction workers. One Disney executive said, "We're trying to make this work but the bombers are making it difficult to...

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Funny story: ABC Looking At Old Reliables Like Mickey And Donald To Anchor News

ABC Looking At Old Reliables Like Mickey And Donald To Anchor News

Hollywood---David Westin, President of ABC News, has begun looking at some old Disney war horses as potential replacements for irreplaceable and immortal Peter Jennings.

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Funny story: Minnie Mouse BUSTED!

Minnie Mouse BUSTED!

In a bazaar "routine gone bad" at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected "coming out" at a daily performance on the main fairway.

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Funny story: Dr. Disney Does The Deed

Dr. Disney Does The Deed

In the spirit of holistic medicine and the true traditions of cartoon capers, well known, dream come true holiday resort, Disneyland, have opened their new fully equipped hospital with expert medics from stage and screen on hand to save lives at the...

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Funny story: Disney signs Cannes winner Michael Moore to direct ABC Celebrity Wife Swap

Disney signs Cannes winner Michael Moore to direct ABC Celebrity Wife Swap

ORLANDO - Disney Studios, producer of the upcoming ABC reality show, Wife Swap, is currently in production with another program that could well capture a lion's share of Neilson ratings: Celebrity Wife Swap.

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Funny story: Disney Boycotts Southern Baptist

Disney Boycotts Southern Baptist

Orlando - "Turnabout is fair play", says head mouseketeer Michael Eisner, when asked why the Walt Disney Company would simply reject any and all Southern Baptist dollars at theme parks and movie theaters. And so marks the beginning of a new er...

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Funny story: Donald Duck dead at 70

Donald Duck dead at 70

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Donald Duck, world-famous cartoon duck and stalwart of the Disney animation empire, is dead at 70.

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Funny story: Walt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film

Walt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film

17 May, 2004 Mr. Walt Disney speaking from 'Beyond', through an often used, under paid, unnamed camera man from a television set called "Crossing Over", hosted by 'John Edwards'; Announced that film maker Michael Moore should have "stuck with the or...

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