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Funny story: Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered her Anorexia

Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered her Anorexia

Supermodel, Kate Moss, IQ 45, has revealed in an in-depth interview with Shallow Magazine how she got and overcame her anorexia, believing it will help others who are in the situation she was in (but isn't in any more, in case her lawyers are reading...

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Funny story: Ulrika Jonsson reveals how she got so skinny

Ulrika Jonsson reveals how she got so skinny

Ulrika Jonsson, Celebrity Big Brother winner, star of Shooting Stars, Swedish hottie and former lover of Sven Goren Erikson, is to reveal how she shed ten stone (sixty three kilos) in a new book due out in Autumn. Last year, Jonsson felt that she...

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Funny story: Katie Price Health Exclusive "My Amazing Breast Cancer Diet"

Katie Price Health Exclusive "My Amazing Breast Cancer Diet"

In this months celeb-fitness special, Tally-Ho! Magazine are taking an in-depth look at Katie Price's amazing new cancer diet and her incredible chemo-fitness programme which - with their proven results - have helped keep her on all the covers of the...

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Funny story: Tori Spelling's Family and Friends Are Concerned As Her Weight Drops Down To 61 Pounds!

Tori Spelling's Family and Friends Are Concerned As Her Weight Drops Down To 61 Pounds!

RESENDA, California - A lot of Tori Spelling's family and friends are deeply concerned about the former 90210 star due to the fact that she keeps losing weight each and every day. Tori, has admitted that she is now down to 61 pounds, or in simple...

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Funny story: Can we avoid a 'Fork-lift ambulance' future?

Can we avoid a 'Fork-lift ambulance' future?

The government is finally to get tough on greedy, lazy children after years of useless guidance and advice. "You can lecture an 8yr old about healthy eating until you are blue in the face but it won't stop them wanting fried chicken or sweets. Th...

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Funny story: Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

A study by the University of Aldershot led by Mark Lowton has shown that cannibals fed a Mediterranean diet were less likely to suffer coronary disease than those who stuck to their regular diet. Lowton says due to limited funding the study was ma...

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Funny story: iPads Rejoice as Kindles Sent to Fat Camp

iPads Rejoice as Kindles Sent to Fat Camp

Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, just got some bad news. They're too fat! They're being sent to Fat Camp in the hope that they will meet their "lighter" goals in a few months. Head Kindle Hedda is furious, pointing out that anti-discrim...

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Funny story: Weightlookers say dog sh*t helps you lose weight fast

Weightlookers say dog sh*t helps you lose weight fast

There was shock across the country as Weightlookers announced its' brand new "Doggy doo so you should too". The idea is very simple, some dogs eat their own turds and a fat dog is rarer than a fat human, therefore eating a soggy brown sausage should...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Oprah Winfrey That She Blames Her Rage On Her Maple Syrup Diet

Naomi Campbell Tells Oprah Winfrey That She Blames Her Rage On Her Maple Syrup Diet

CHICAGO - One of the angriest women in America, Naomi Campbell appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about why exactly it is that she seems to always be acting like a bitter bitch. Before Campbell started talking Winfrey made it very clear...

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Funny story: Bloody diet gave me piles says Cheryl Colon

Bloody diet gave me piles says Cheryl Colon

London - (Blood Sucker Mess): "Yeah, really piled on the £££s," the singer has told Halo! magazine amid reports she is being paid to promote the Bloody Hype Diet. "Of course, avoiding food also helps!" Cheryl chuckled showing off the size zero as...

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Funny story: Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha

Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha

A new exercise craze is sweeping America by storm. It's not Pilates, it's not aerobics, and it's not tai chi or any number of other workout routines already heard of. This one is based on getting up on your feet, driving the mini-van to the nearest s...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Loses 50 Pounds In One Week on Obama's Darfur Diet

Kirstie Alley Loses 50 Pounds In One Week on Obama's Darfur Diet

World known weight yo-yo Kirstie Alley embraced the opportunity to Dance with the Stars by shedding fifty pounds in one week! The champion of the new diet is none other than Michelle Obama who is using her respected political status in order to a...

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Funny story: Twinkies "Might Be Fattening"

Twinkies "Might Be Fattening"

It has finally been publicly announced that the signature cream filled sponge cake product Twinkies, "might be fattening," (along with Ding Dongs, Snoballs, and fruit pies.) The revelation came as a shock to dieticians and health care profession...

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Funny story: How Chocolate Can Become a Lifesaver!

How Chocolate Can Become a Lifesaver!

The average chunk of chocolate contains about 200 calories and because I might partake of two servings every night and is perhaps a few more at weekends it only adds up to 3,500 calories a week. That is the equivalent of one pound in weight per week. Therefore, in the last 3 1/2 years, I have had the calorific intake of about a hundred and eighty pounds and because I only weigh about one hundre...

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Funny story: Blowton Diet Takes Off

Blowton Diet Takes Off

Clark Blowton has made headlines again for "The Blowton Diet". While most other diets are based on reducing food intake and increasing exercise the "The Blowton Diet" promises you can eat all you want laying in bed drinking a big bottle of white...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham and Cheryl Cole Have Penned a book together - The Anorexic Diaries

Victoria Beckham and Cheryl Cole Have Penned a book together - The Anorexic Diaries

The two WAGS and pop stars, formerly both in girl-bands, had an idea pitched to them by their publicists that since they have both so much in common including their waif, thin gaunt-like appearance they should both co-write a book together about thei...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Goes On The Church of Osmosisology Diet

Kirstie Alley Goes On The Church of Osmosisology Diet

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Speaking from her kitchen in her spacious mansion in the Hollywood Hills, Kirstie Alley stated that she is going to do something about her tremendous weight. The 409 pound Alley stated that she realized she had to do something wh...

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