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Funny story: Olympic Gold Medals Bad for America says Dick Cheney

Olympic Gold Medals Bad for America says Dick Cheney

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney issued a press release today declaring that winning gold medals at the 2010 Olympics is "not a good thing for America." "Winning these medals in Canada is doing nothing but cheering up our people and making them s...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Reveals True Form, Causing Mass Hysteria

Dick Cheney Reveals True Form, Causing Mass Hysteria

Washington, DC (AP) - The screams of a thousand minds cracking at once into depths of madness unimaginable within this universe were heard on the streets of the US Capitol as former Vice President Dick Cheney inadvertently lowered his human shell, re...

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Funny story: Sane Day Surgery was Our Idea, says Mr Cheney

Sane Day Surgery was Our Idea, says Mr Cheney

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was miffed at learning of President Obama's "Sane Day Surgery" proposal. "That idea was ours from the get go!" said Mr Cheney. "We were already implementing "Sane Day Investment Counseling" and "Sane Day Home Mor...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Going Hollywood

Dick Cheney Going Hollywood

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has signed a film deal to make the 2010 version of the Tender Mercies/The Wrestler/Crazy Heart series. He'll portray a heavy drinking, guitar strumming, washed up politician, finding redemption in a relationship...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina

Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina

Austria - Dick Cheney is in Austria for a very special operation to replace his heart with a new man-made pump called the VRSEX4U. Cheney has complained in recent days to friend and confidant Sarah Palin about his inability to have relations with...

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Funny story: 'Gone With The Windbag', starring Clark Cheney and Scarlett Obama opens today in a cinemas near you

'Gone With The Windbag', starring Clark Cheney and Scarlett Obama opens today in a cinemas near you

'Gone With The Windbag' opened today in America, and critics instantly hailed it as a classic. 'It's a classic', said Jim Jimbob the Fourtieth, 'lotsa classic twists and very unusual twists, man.' And another critic - Billary Shrillery - also said 'It's a classical classic.' 'It's the movie we've all been waiting for ever since the 40somethingth President of the USA shagged his intern while I s...

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Funny story: Whole New Meanings Given To The Word 'Traitor'.

Whole New Meanings Given To The Word 'Traitor'.

In the Cheney years of ruling power in the U.S., the word 'traitor' took on new meanings unimagined by Funk and Wagnall. The basic meaning as written down by the word-oracle Webster some 250 years ago is 'one who betrays a trust' which would put pretty much the whole Bush cabinet in jail. In our kinetic times it has come to mean the following as well: any social or legal action purported by a...

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Funny story: Cheney Sets New Waterboarding Record

Cheney Sets New Waterboarding Record

In order to dispel the notion that enhanced interrogation methods like waterboarding are torture, former Vice President Dick Cheney recently subjected himself to this interrogation technique and, in the process, set a new world record. The old record...

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Funny story: Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

In a surprise move, Sunday, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, announced his retirement citing that after thousands of years of initiating pestilence, wars, catastrophes and general mayhem, he was ready for a break. "The job wears you down." the G...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Rushed To The Hospital

Dick Cheney Rushed To The Hospital

FARGO, North Dakota - Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was in Fargo at The Betty and Vanna White Auditorium speaking before the members of The Association of Old Geezers and Geezerettes of The GOP. He had just finished explaining to the over 80 g...

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Funny story: 'Noddy and Big Ears visit The White House' by Adenoid Frighten

'Noddy and Big Ears visit The White House' by Adenoid Frighten

It was a warm summer's day in Toytown, and Big Ears was bored having nothing to do when his friend Noddy suddenly turned up. 'Hello, Big Ears', Noddy said, 'what are you doing?' 'Nothing', Big Ears replied. 'Why don't we go to The White House?', Noddy suggested, and soon the two were at the door of that little house on the prairie. Noddy was about to knock on that door when it was opened by the...

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Funny story: The Dickster, Dick Cheney Has Pelosi-Type Facelift

The Dickster, Dick Cheney Has Pelosi-Type Facelift

Former President, that is, Vice President Dick Cheney has had a face lift that has his eyebrows in a question mark, just like Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, but he now also has a constant smile. "I got tired of all those a**holes saying t...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney admitted yesterday that he used to shave his chest and his man boobs. The Wyoming Republican made the revelation at a business luncheon sponsored by the Gillette Razor Company. "I used a razo...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Joins Army To Fight in Afghanistan

Dick Cheney Joins Army To Fight in Afghanistan

In a move that took his family and closest friends by surprise Dick Cheney has announced that he has joined the army to fight in Afghanistan. Releasing pictures taken of him at Ft. Bragg, in NC, Mr. Cheney is seen in full battle gear with a AK-47, a...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Says That He Has Bigger Man Boobs Than Joe Biden

Dick Cheney Says That He Has Bigger Man Boobs Than Joe Biden

Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney said in an exclusive interview yesterday that he has larger man boobs than the current Vice President (Joe Biden). Cheney admitted to being upset over all of the attention being paid to the Vice Presid...

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Funny story: The Dick Cheney Story Starring DiCaprio/Clooney, Could Outdo The Twilight Series At Box Office

The Dick Cheney Story Starring DiCaprio/Clooney, Could Outdo The Twilight Series At Box Office

Hollywood is completely wild about the release of rights from the former Vice President, Dick Cheney, or "The Dickster" to make a movie about his life! Among those offering to try out for the role is George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Cheney's...

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Funny story: Clay Aiken and Richard Simmons Both Say Adam Lambert Is Way Too Gay!

Clay Aiken and Richard Simmons Both Say Adam Lambert Is Way Too Gay!

DUBUQUE, Iowa - Richard Simmons and Clay Aiken were this year's Co-Grand Marshals of The 69th Annual Dubuque Corncob Cornalicious Parade which each Thanksgiving Day draws people from as far away as Strawberry Point and Zwingle. This years secondar...

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