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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Nicole "The Pussycat Doll" Scherzinger and Derek Hough Score Three Perfect 10s!

Dancing With The Stars: Nicole "The Pussycat Doll" Scherzinger and Derek Hough Score Three Perfect 10s!

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of Dancing With The Stars was quite a physical undertaking. There was melodramatic movement on a night that saw a lot of physical action such as Niecy "Jiggly Parts" Nash accidentally hitting both her ears with her tits...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester. Markayla who has been Hough's maid at his Hollywood...

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Funny story: Dancing Derek Hough To Join 'Strictly' To Get Closer To Cheryl Cole - Ashley Seething

Dancing Derek Hough To Join 'Strictly' To Get Closer To Cheryl Cole - Ashley Seething

A source speaking from close to the bar in The Nag's Head public house in the West End tipped me off today that Dancing Derek Hough is all set to drop everything and come to London to take up residence on Strictly Come Dancing - in order to allow him...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Would Love To Work With Cheryl Cole On Tweenie Project

Selena Gomez Would Love To Work With Cheryl Cole On Tweenie Project

In another soul destroyingly mundane Hollywood press release, red hot teen idol Selena Gomez has stated that she would love to work with UK icon Cheryl Cole on a teen driven project. Providing Cole doesn't go on too much about soccer being the gre...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way

Russell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way

LONDON - Russell Brand's manicurist, Timothea Tittleham has revealed that lately Mr. Brand has been having fantasies about Ashley Cole's soon-to-be-ex-wife Cheryl Cole. Brand, who is considered one of the United Kingdom's 'Bad Boys' confessed that...

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Funny story: Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

LOS ANGELES - The latest rumor circulating out of Tinsel Town is that electro pop diva Leighton Meester has been seen on several dates with Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars fame. Meester reportedly stated that her and Derek do happen to have...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Convinces Cheryl Cole To Guest Star on Dancing With The Stars

Derek Hough Convinces Cheryl Cole To Guest Star on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dance instructors on Dancing With The Stars, has convinced his new gal pal Cheryl Cole to guest star on the reality dance show and sing her latest hit "Parachute." And Cheryl Cole, who thinks the world of Derek...

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Funny story: Derek Hough In Secret Tryst With Gaga And Sarah Harding!

Derek Hough In Secret Tryst With Gaga And Sarah Harding!

Several members of the public today came forward to state that they had seen Dancing Derek Hough out on the town with musical luminaries, Lady Gaga and Sarah Harding, in what has been described in some quarters as a 'secret tryst.' Dancing Derek,...

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Funny story: Raging Cheryl Cole Demands To Know Where She Stands With Derek Hough As Nicole Sherzinger Pics Hit The Streets

Raging Cheryl Cole Demands To Know Where She Stands With Derek Hough As Nicole Sherzinger Pics Hit The Streets

As pics hit the tabloids of Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger frolicking about with Dancing Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole is probably sitting alone somewhere wondering just exactly WTF is going on here. Although there is no evidence to suggest that the d...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Disappear Together

Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Disappear Together

Just when everybody thought it would be safe to emerge from hiding as the Cheryl Cole saga has been milked to the point of dehydration, and all the stories about the lovely Cheryl have been done, dusted and discarded... It starts up again. On t...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Seeking Comfort In The Dancing Arms of Derek Hough

Sandra Bullock Seeking Comfort In The Dancing Arms of Derek Hough

HOLLYWOOD - After finding out that her husband, Jesse James, was playing 'tonsil hockey', 'crotch croquet,' and 'hide the salami' with one of the most tattooed skanks (ho's) in the entire United States of America, Sandra Bullock has moved out of the...

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Funny story: Will.i.am Says "Hey Yo, I Be Wantin' Dat Cheryl (Cole) Ta Be's My Beach."

Will.i.am Says "Hey Yo, I Be Wantin' Dat Cheryl (Cole) Ta Be's My Beach."

BROOKLYN - The Black Eyed Peas performed at the exclusive Brooklyn club, P Diddy's Bro's & Ho's Lounge. Peas member William James Adams, Jr., aka Will.i.am was asked about his recent remarks regarding the British songstress, X-Factor judge, an...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dancers on the reality show Dancing With The Stars, said that he thoroughly enjoyed Cheryl Cole's visit to the United States, especially when they were alone in her hotel room. Hough said that the beautiful Brit...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole's Mum Wants Cheryl To Forgive Little Ashley For His Being Seduced By Half A Dozen "Fans"

Ashley Cole's Mum Wants Cheryl To Forgive Little Ashley For His Being Seduced By Half A Dozen "Fans"

LONDON - One has to hand it to Ashley Cole, err on second thought lets make that one has to admire the Chelsea chap for pulling out all of the stops in trying to salvage his marriage to his wife the "Pond Hopping" Cheryl Cole (Hough?). Ashley, or...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!

HOLLYWOOD - When Great Britain's Cheryl Cole first landed at Los Angeles' LAX Airport she had a bit of a frown on her face. Well after spending time with her very good "Friend" and "Confidante" Derek Hough, Cheryl's little frown quickly left the b...

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Funny story: Derek Hough - "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"

Derek Hough - "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"

Using the words of an ex-President is usually a pretty much guaranteed way of talking your way out of a situation and persuading people to believe that you're telling the truth. Unless those words are the words of Bill Clinton as he denied having...

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Funny story: Derek Hough And Cheryl Cole - Dirty Dancing?

Derek Hough And Cheryl Cole - Dirty Dancing?

What a feeling! Our wires are buzzing with unconfirmed reports that Cheryl Cole spent her last night in LA alone with dancer Derek Hough - who without doubt will become tagged 'Dirty Derek' by the tabloids before the day is out. So what were they...

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