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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Newby villagers are boycotting News programmes on TV and radio

Isle of Wight News: Newby villagers are boycotting News programmes on TV and radio

Villagers of Newby, Isle of Wight, have decided, en masse, to boycott all t.v. and radio news broadcasts. When asked why, Mayor Arthur Askme (yes - he's is STILL mayor) said, "We residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, are so depressed over everythi...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

If there's one lady in Hollywood who should not be depressed it's Kristen Stewart, right? She has several good movies behind her, more on the way, plenty of fans and the guy most teens would love to have by their side. However, yesterday Srewart...

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Funny story: Inchock's Confession

Inchock's Confession

We thought it was time to explain the reasons behind the lack of social skills, and demented views of Spoof Reporter Inchcock Chambers. This ode is produced with the full permission of the bald headed idiot. (Easy how the bribe of promising to send him an email each day for a week so he can imagine he has some friends, can change his mind, the fool!) Explanations to my Friends (Both of...

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Funny story: Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

A new study among 11 to 14 year olds has found that unhappiness at school can lead to an increase in sexual activity and a heavy dependence on alcohol. The survey discovered that 96% of children who described school as 'moderately tedious' went on...

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Funny story: "Mondayitis" slowly creeping into Tuesday

"Mondayitis" slowly creeping into Tuesday

Scientists in Switzerland made the shocking discovery last Tuesday that the social phenomenon of 'Mondayitis' has made its way into Tuesday. Confirmation of this was made when employees developed the telltale signs- lack of energy and increased ap...

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Funny story: Writer of Story Doesn't Give a Fuck

Writer of Story Doesn't Give a Fuck

A spoof writer (me) woke up this morning with the sudden urge to not give a fuck about anything any more. "As soon as my feet hit the icy cold floor, I was overcome with a wave of emotion that carried me off to the sort of place where I couldn't g...

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Funny story: Rash of Celebrity's Children Committing Suicide Puts Hollywood Day Cares On Lock-Down

Rash of Celebrity's Children Committing Suicide Puts Hollywood Day Cares On Lock-Down

It started with the son of Walter Koenig (Chekov on Star Trek). Next was the son of singer and entertainer Marie Osmond. No one in Hollywood knows who will be the next child of a b-list star to commit suicide due to depression, and the second tier...

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Funny story: Suicide Note

Suicide Note

Dear family, After much soul searching- and with the help of a bottle of malt liquor- I have decided to kill myself. I know I've always said that "you'll outlive me over my dead body," but circumstances have changed. You might be sad about my impending death, but we both know it's for the best. There's no denying that I'm a lousy wife, mother, poker player, ventriloquist and type setter.

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Funny story: Obama says stimulus plan is 'not working'

Obama says stimulus plan is 'not working'

WASHINGTON DC - President Obama today held a short informal press conference with a few lessor known reporters. He chose this venue, in his office, to make a lucid revelation of the solution to all economic problems. Follows his statement. The s...

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Funny story: New Commercials Filmed for Anti-depressant Drugs: Local Stores Report Grey Clothing All Gone

New Commercials Filmed for Anti-depressant Drugs: Local Stores Report Grey Clothing All Gone

In a diabolically clever scheme to sell more anti-depressants by filming depressing commercials, big Pharma has managed to buy almost all the grey clothing available in a 50 mile radius of Studio City, CA where the most successful and depressing of t...

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Funny story: Postpartum Depression Unveiled!

Postpartum Depression Unveiled!

Without as of yet putting her hand on the Bible, yet to be sworn in Surgeon General Dr. Regina Benjamin nonetheless has already spearheaded a major breakthrough in women's health. Securing an advance on seed money provided by one of the many...

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Funny story: Obama White House Bases Economic Recovery On Internet Searches

Obama White House Bases Economic Recovery On Internet Searches

I was watching television earlier (the news on one of the networks). On the bottom was the little crawler that gives you the brief story snippets. One of those said something to this effect: The White House announced today evidence that the economic downturn has stopped and is starting to swing the other direction. They base this on the fact that 1/4 as many people have "Googled" the term "e...

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Funny story: Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...

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Funny story: Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Meteorologists, working in conjunction with pharmacologists, have stopped a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean before it could develop into a full blown hurricane. As a general rule, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, and t...

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Funny story: The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

People dressed in their 1930's chicken feed sack dresses were all over Boogertown this weekend as Depression Re-Enactors mixed with the regular citizens of Boogertown. "I thank it's great", stated Mayor Halls who had just bought an apple from a we...

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Funny story: Terrotorial Fights Break Out as Middle Class Fights for Housing Under Nation's Bridges!

Terrotorial Fights Break Out as Middle Class Fights for Housing Under Nation's Bridges!

Everywhere, USA/ National Housing & Realtor News/ Trend Section - It is now official: the US is in a depression, and a class struggle to secure basic shelter and a minimum of sustenance has supplanted the quest for upward mobility among the nati...

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Funny story: Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Gordon Brown has announced the results of an on line survey to find England's next bank holiday. There were several dates up for grabs, with the Monday nearest to Armistice Day the hot favourite to get the Public Holiday treatment and bring Englan...

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