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Funny story: Postpartum Depression Unveiled!

Postpartum Depression Unveiled!

Without as of yet putting her hand on the Bible, yet to be sworn in Surgeon General Dr. Regina Benjamin nonetheless has already spearheaded a major breakthrough in women's health. Securing an advance on seed money provided by one of the many...

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Funny story: Obama White House Bases Economic Recovery On Internet Searches

Obama White House Bases Economic Recovery On Internet Searches

I was watching television earlier (the news on one of the networks). On the bottom was the little crawler that gives you the brief story snippets. One of those said something to this effect: The White House announced today evidence that the economic downturn has stopped and is starting to swing the other direction. They base this on the fact that 1/4 as many people have "Googled" the term "e...

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Funny story: Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...

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Funny story: Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Meteorologists, working in conjunction with pharmacologists, have stopped a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean before it could develop into a full blown hurricane. As a general rule, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, and t...

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Funny story: The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

People dressed in their 1930's chicken feed sack dresses were all over Boogertown this weekend as Depression Re-Enactors mixed with the regular citizens of Boogertown. "I thank it's great", stated Mayor Halls who had just bought an apple from a we...

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Funny story: Terrotorial Fights Break Out as Middle Class Fights for Housing Under Nation's Bridges!

Terrotorial Fights Break Out as Middle Class Fights for Housing Under Nation's Bridges!

Everywhere, USA/ National Housing & Realtor News/ Trend Section - It is now official: the US is in a depression, and a class struggle to secure basic shelter and a minimum of sustenance has supplanted the quest for upward mobility among the nati...

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Funny story: Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Gordon Brown has announced the results of an on line survey to find England's next bank holiday. There were several dates up for grabs, with the Monday nearest to Armistice Day the hot favourite to get the Public Holiday treatment and bring Englan...

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Funny story: Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

After weeks of hoping for a Christmas miracle, worldwide retail chains confirmed today that they suffered one of the lousiest holiday shopping seasons in decades. Matters were made worse by the absence of one S. Claus, longtime resident of the N...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Bi-Polar

Santa Claus Bi-Polar

North and South Poles - The man known as Santa Claus, Saint Nick and Kris Kringle, who brings joy to millions of children around the world on Dec. 25 each year has been discovered to suffer debilitating bouts of depression after the holiday season en...

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Funny story: US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"

US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"

US stocks dropped across the board Monday after a US banking giant announced a massive Wall Street cull with a record 250,000 broker 'kill' permits issued amid concerns of a deepening you-know-what. The firm said that it hoped to eliminate about...

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Funny story: Mars Rover "Spirit" suffering from depression

Mars Rover "Spirit" suffering from depression

In 2003 Spirit, along with its sibling Opportunity, landed on Mars. The two Rovers became instant media celebrities, gracing magazine covers and dominating water cooler conversation around the world. A Nasa artist's rendition of the brave robotic fi...

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Funny story: Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...

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Funny story: Knights Templar stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 will be vindicated

Knights Templar stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 will be vindicated

Rome - (Holy Shit! Mess): The Third Secret of Fatima will be finally revealed on Monday 13 October 2008. That is the view of Vatican astrologers currently doing a runner, emptying their JP Morgan bank accounts and heading for KGB safe-houses ahea...

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Funny story: Führerator Arnold Schwarzenegger May Seek Emergency Session...with Richard Simmons

Führerator Arnold Schwarzenegger May Seek Emergency Session...with Richard Simmons

Johanny-come-lately California Führerminator Fumigator Governator Arnold Schwarzenjammer is expected to seek an emergency session of the California State legislature to demand they scrap the present balanced budget and jump on his oompah band wagon,...

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Funny story: Man Commits Suicide After Hearing Too Much Terrible News

Man Commits Suicide After Hearing Too Much Terrible News

Police in in the Midlands have this morning released details of an absolute tragedy in the case of a man who may have taken his own life after apparently becoming 'fed up' of the constant stream of terribly Bad News issuing from his TV set. Forres...

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Funny story: Police To Question Leonard Cohen Over Man's Death

Police To Question Leonard Cohen Over Man's Death

Police in Delaware are to interview singer-songwriter, poet and novelist Leonard Cohen after a man died in his own home, seemingly after listening to a lethal concoction of Cohen albums.

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Funny story: Heather Locklear still hot despite depression

Heather Locklear still hot despite depression

Doctors treating TV vixen Heather Locklear say she is still incredibly sexy and hot despite being hospitalized in an Arizona facility for anxiety and depression.

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