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Funny story: David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...

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Funny story: Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs on Friday when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the London 2012 legacy. Stark comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of...

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Funny story: British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

Los Angeles - "The guy was a natural," former Paramount producer Waldo Malfoldo recounts in his memoirs**, "except he freaked out most of the cast as way too creepy even by Lore's standards. "As Patrick Stewart pointed out, the part of Lore had be...

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Funny story: New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

The government are to spend a billion pounds in studying the causes of the recent floods which hit the UK this winter. With the fallout still lapping at the feet of every hard working Brit, the Environment Agency still blame the Government and the...

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Funny story: Pete Wishart to be Alex Salmond's 'hauners'

Pete Wishart to be Alex Salmond's 'hauners'

Pete Wishart revealed today that he is now Alex Salmond's 'hauners' and that he had set up a fight between the First Minister and the Conservative leader, David Cameron. The Perth and North Perthshire MP made the claim following a series of secret me...

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Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...

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Funny story: Somerset drilling causes water spouts in Birmingham

Somerset drilling causes water spouts in Birmingham

Drilling operations to unblock the drains under Somerset have caused colossal geysers to shoot out of Birmingham sewers, the outraged Mayor of Birmingham claimed today. Labour voters in Birmingham watched in disbelief as millions of gallons of posh...

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Funny story: Think tank ponders Cameron's rug enigma

Think tank ponders Cameron's rug enigma

Since the Prime Minister David Cameron stated this week, that: 'if we lost Scotland, it would rip a rug from under the UK's reputation', Scottish and English philosopers and linguistic scholars alike have been in a frantic race to divine the meaning...

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Funny story: 'Seven days to save my ass!' - Brit Prime Minister

'Seven days to save my ass!' - Brit Prime Minister

London - A scandal about UK Prime Monster David Cameron and royal benefits slag Kate Middleton is threatening to oust the politician from his smug seat of power. Weeks of media overkill have seen Cameron, 69, promoted as a regular kinda matrimoni...

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Funny story: 'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy. "Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...

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Funny story: UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

David Cameron has taken on board David Silvester ex-UKIP party member's advice about the "rain storms-gay marriage" link. Hundreds of pro "gay marriage" demonstrators have been flown to bush fire scenes in the scorching rain deprived Australian inter...

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Funny story: Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Another "Hadrian's Wall" is to be built just north of Watford so that David Cameron, George Osborne and the rest of the Royal Family can completely forget about Northerners and Welsh and Scottish people. Suddenly being reminded about the Norther...

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Funny story: Tories ready to throw Cameron to the dogs

Tories ready to throw Cameron to the dogs

London, UK - Festive stories from North Korea about madcap dictator Kim Jong-UN's canine solutions to dealing with corruption have clearly impressed Conservative dog-lovers in the UK. This weekend an inner circle of Tory True Blues is finalising p...

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Funny story: Cameron demands Hong Kong back to save face with Spanish Rajoy snatch attempt

Cameron demands Hong Kong back to save face with Spanish Rajoy snatch attempt

Dave Cameron has taken a tip from Rajoy's Gibraltar snatch back try and is demanding Hong Kong back. Daring Dave has said he will cause big border queues punishing women and children like Mariana Rajoy does in Spain. Yesterday, Dave had a big...

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Funny story: Blowing Hot & Cold

Blowing Hot & Cold

There's something Blowin in the Wind. Coming from the backside of that srilanking violet David Cameroon: It's a Blow for Freedom - Hot & Cold Chop Suey Maoist Style! 'I'm not just Blowin my nose, blowing my own trumpet. S'not the way I operate...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Forehead to get its Own Sitcom

David Cameron's Forehead to get its Own Sitcom

It has been revealed that the Prime Ministers colossal Forehead is set to have its own television show. It is believed the move is designed to deter the Forehead from upstaging it's owner at all public appearances and political television shows an...

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Funny story: "Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015

"Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015

With his popularity going down faster than a man with erectile dysfunction part-time Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave and his ever desperate Coalition Government, are destined for the dustbin of history come the next general election on May 7th 2015!...

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