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Funny story: Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square Premier club Grimsby Town pulled of the scoop of the decade today, when they signed David Beckham. Grimsby, who were relegated from league 2 last season, is sponsored by Olds Sea Foods, one of the biggest names in the food industry.

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Funny story: David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

Soccer star David Beckham is to take time out from trying for another baby with Posh Spice, in order to join forces with leading cast members of the Twilight movie franchise in a new film about a gay footballer's girlfriend who becomes a dead-ball sp...

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Funny story: Tebbit turns up again

Tebbit turns up again

Police officers detained Lord Tebbit the rottweiler today at Heathrow Airport on his return from South America. Tebbit, still wearing his Fuhrers uniform after a dash to Argentina, Bolivia and Ecuador where he had been visiting several of the "ex naz...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Takes Over Becks Rehab Says: He'll Definitely Be Ready for Cup!

Heather Mills Takes Over Becks Rehab Says: He'll Definitely Be Ready for Cup!

The world's richest one legged Tango dancer and Ice Folly performer, Heather Mills, has taken over the rehabilitation of one legged soccer player David Beckham. Beckham, crestfallen, in deep depression and sobbing uncontrollably was ruled out of...

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Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne's reaction to Becks' recent injury

Ozzie Osbourne's reaction to Becks' recent injury

Ozzie was contacted today, by one of our our writers to tell him that Becks has recently had bad news regarding the World Cup. It was thought that having spent some time recently with Becks (helping him out with a bit of impromtu speech therapy) Ozzie would want updating on Becks. His comments on hearing Becks' news was: "What the f**ck are yer telling me for? I couln't give a monkey's.

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Funny story: David Beckham could be given chance to go to world cup by Japanese Surgeon

David Beckham could be given chance to go to world cup by Japanese Surgeon

A Japanese Surgeon is preparing to fly to Finland today to carry out the world's first achilles tendon transplant on David Beckham. It will revolutionise the world of football injuries and means that David Beckham will play for England. It invo...

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Funny story: Becks interviewed following recenty surgery

Becks interviewed following recenty surgery

David Beckham was interviewed at his bedside following his one hour operation yesterday. He was just finishing of his diary entry when this reporter started the interview. He was obviously in much pain and offered his diary entry as part of the i...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez to sign an injured David Beckham

Rafa Benitez to sign an injured David Beckham

THIS IS ANFIELD: The 'Rafalution' is back on steam, with another proposed Rafa decision that will leave the mighty 'Kop' quizzing his mental state. This reporter has learnt that following the signing of other Liverpool 'favourites', most of whom had...

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Funny story: First Beckham...Now I'm Ruled out. Says spoof writer

First Beckham...Now I'm Ruled out. Says spoof writer

Following the devastating news that David Beckham has been ruled out of a possible 4th world cup appearance there appears to be yet another set back to England's world cup bid. Colin Short, part time spoof writer, has also ruled himself out of thi...

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Funny story: David Beckham Set To Miss World Cup Because He Is Too Old And No Good

David Beckham Set To Miss World Cup Because He Is Too Old And No Good

David Beckham, the former Manchester United and England star, who, at the moment, can't decide whether he is an LA Galaxy player or an AC Milan player, is set to miss this year's World Cup in South Africa because he is too old and not good enough, sa...

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Funny story: Achilles pulls out of the Trojan War after doing a 'David Beckham'

Achilles pulls out of the Trojan War after doing a 'David Beckham'

The Greeks suffered a major blow in the Trojan War last night after losing one of their most famous heroes, Achilles, to an injury similar to that suffered by David Beckham in AC Milan's victory over Chievo. The incident happened after the big Gre...

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Funny story: Becks Out of Cup after Slipping On Banana Peel Allegedly Hurled on Pitch by Chavez Supporter Sean Penn!

Becks Out of Cup after Slipping On Banana Peel Allegedly Hurled on Pitch by Chavez Supporter Sean Penn!

The soccer world was stunned today after it was revealed that David Beckham has been ruled out of the World Cup due to a ruptured Achilles' when he slipped on a Banana Peel hurled on to the pitch in the closing moments of the AC Milan match. Polic...

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Funny story: Beckham's Achiles Heel rules him out World Cup

Beckham's Achiles Heel rules him out World Cup

Achiles was a great warrior in fact he was named the greatest warrior in Homers Iliad. Not Homer Simpson by the way this Homer, was the great Greek epic poet who wrote the Iliad and the Oddysey. Achiles was such a great warrior that it was believe...

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Funny story: David Beckham's new Foundation for Speech impaired Footballers

David Beckham's new Foundation for Speech impaired Footballers

It has been announced that a new Clinic has been opened, it is "The David Beckham Speech Enhancement Foundation For Speech Impaired Football Players". This charity is said to be close to Susan Boyle's heart and accepts, into its programmes, footb...

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Funny story: Ozzie talks about results of Speech Therapy with Becks

Ozzie talks about results of Speech Therapy with Becks

Ozzie Osbourne was interviewed earlier today about his progress on his speech therapy classes with David Beckham. "Well, I'm f****ing well giving up," began Ozzie, "It's a f***ing waste of my time. I've f****ing tried everything to 'elp 'im. Becks isn't moving forward. In fact, as far as I can see the **** is going f****ing backwards. I've been trying to 'elp 'im - 'ang on a sec......

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Funny story: Beckham from Peckham

Beckham from Peckham

Dave Boy Beckham from Peckham is no relation to that other David Beckham the one that kicks balls,in fact he has a small flat in Peckham, where he tries to do dodgy deals selling all sorts off stuff that you definitely would not buy unless you just h...

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Funny story: Becks getting excited about Milan Man U. game

Becks getting excited about Milan Man U. game

Beck's is getting excited. Yes Becks is getting excited about the game with Man. U. He's been jumping up and down on his bed for ages. "Arm so excited A can 'ardly contain meself. I just 'ope A don't do sumfin' stupid when A see some of me old mates again. A don't wanna cry wiv emotion coz den A wouldn't be able to see de ball would A?" "Ar've already been told not t'do too much 'uggin...

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