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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani Win The Mirror Ball Trophy

Dancing With The Stars: Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani Win The Mirror Ball Trophy

HOLLYWOOD - After ten weeks of intense, grueling competition, Melissa Rycroft and her pro partner Tony Dovolani have been crowned the winners of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars season number 15. Melissa looked stunningly sexy in her extremel...

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Funny story: Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - There is probably no one in Hollywood who is grouchier than Len Goodman, the British judge on Dancing With The Stars. The 68-year-old native of London recently told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that the thrill of being...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley was extremely sad and upset when she was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars Edition. She told a close friend that she will certainly miss the daily ritual of being in Maksim Chmerkovskiy'...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Melissa, Shawn, and Kelly Going To The Finals

Dancing With The Stars: Melissa, Shawn, and Kelly Going To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - After nine weeks of intense competition on Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron announced which three dancing teams of the original thirteen will be competing in the shows finals. The witty host stated that the Mirror Ball Trophy will...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors

Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - During the 14 seasons that Dancing With The Stars has been on the air there has never been a dance couple who have become closer than Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco. The very petite Kelly, who was named after the color; Kelly Green,...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's new book certainly blows the lid off of her countless romantic interludes, relationships, affairs, and circus-like physical antics. The 61-year-old former star of Cheers and Dancing With The Stars states in her reve...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kirstie Alley and Gilles Marini Are Booted Off In A Double Elimination

Dancing With The Stars: Kirstie Alley and Gilles Marini Are Booted Off In A Double Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley did not spend as much time laughing and acting silly on the Dancing With The Stars 'results show' as she did on the 'elimination show.' Kirstie, known as "The California Quake" and her professional dance partner Maksim Ch...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated

Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - In a decision that has got to go into the all-time "What In The World?" file, Cheetah Girl, Sabrina Bryan and her professional dance partner Louis Van Amstel were the latest all-star couple to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Opening A Fudge Shop In Cucamonga

Kirstie Alley Opening A Fudge Shop In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA - Kirstie Alley recently said that growing up in Wichita, Kansas, one of her favorite foods was fudge. She confessed that she truly believed that fudge was a member of one of the four basic food groups along with chips, pizza, and burri...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed

WASILLA, Alaska - According to Bristol Palin's younger sister Willow, Bristol known as The Baby Moose, is devastated at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Willow said that Bristy had told her that she was going to win the prestigi...

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Funny story: Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Members of the entertainment media have been speculating since the start of this season's Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars, that professional dancer Val Chmerkovskiy and General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco could be more than simply...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Sarah Palin watched in subdued horror as Tom Bergeron announced that the star going home on week four of Dancing With The Stars was Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. Instantly "Snowflake" as Sarah is known, put her hand to her mouth, closed...

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Funny story: George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

LA HABRA - Comedian George Lopez was in La Habra checking on a low-rider that he saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. As he was sitting in The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant he was approached by Pico de Gallo a reporter with Tittle Tattle Toni...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman, AKA The Grouchy Grouch, was overheard saying backstage, after the results show, that it was about damn bloody, bloomin, time that Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin's daughter Bristol got voted off the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula Abdul, the woman without a show was asked to be a guest judge on week 4 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. And the little pint-sized firecracker and former American Idol judge as well as former X-Factor judge jumped at the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, who is the Dancing With The Stars dance partner of Bristol Palin, says that he is just about fed up with the Iceberg State diva. He talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that in all of the years tha...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Warns Kirstie Alley To Stop Eating So Much

Dancing With The Stars Warns Kirstie Alley To Stop Eating So Much

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley admits that she has regained the 100 pounds she lost after her season 12 performance on Dancing With The Stars. And now that she has returned for season 15's edition of DWTS: The All Stars, she has casually admitted that...

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