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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to a close friend that lately she has really been missing her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo a lot more since he dumped her back in July of 2009. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback dumped little Miss Daisy Duke t...

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Funny story: Tony Romo to Leave the Dallas Cowboys?

Tony Romo to Leave the Dallas Cowboys?

Tony Romo, whom the Dallas Cowboys thought would lead them into two or three Super Bowls, may be leaving as Dallas may look for a top draft choice or trade for that position. "I know he's popular here", stated our source, "but Romo has never deliv...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Early days for the Dallas Cowboys were similar in won-loss records much like this years. In other words, it took awhile for Tom Landry to build the team and in those early days, there were no Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders that have since help make the t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Completes A Touchdown Pass To Girlfriend Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Completes A Touchdown Pass To Girlfriend Candice Crawford

DALLAS - Tony Romo, the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, has just completed the greatest pass in his NFL career, a touchdown pass to blonde girlfriend Candice Crawford. Tony and his beautiful girlfriend were having dinner at The Fifty Yard Line...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer, 21, said that she had gone through the metal detector, the X-ray scanner, and had even been patted down at Dallas' All You Need Is Love Airport. She stated that everything had turned...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says One More Prima Donna-Diva Sideline Outburst From Jon Kitna And He'll Find Himself Picking Effen Bananas In Costa Rica

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says One More Prima Donna-Diva Sideline Outburst From Jon Kitna And He'll Find Himself Picking Effen Bananas In Costa Rica

INDIANAPOLIS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was one extremely happy man after watching his Dallas Cowboys win their third game under new head coach Jason "Smiley" Garrett. Jones' team defeated the Indianapolis Colts 38 to 35 on an overtime fie...

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Funny story: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

DALLAS - Transportation Security Administration Inspector Agent Rhett Leland Mashflicker, 43, proudly boasted to fellow TSA pat down inspectors Rufus Socketshank, 29, and Gwyneth Muddyheimer, 24, that he holds The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airp...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has decided not to lay off any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders after all. Jones had been contemplating ways of trying to save money and placing some of his cheerleaders on furlough was one of...

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Funny story: Cowboys Interim Head Coach Lifts Ban On Offensive Production, Winning.

Cowboys Interim Head Coach Lifts Ban On Offensive Production, Winning.

Interim Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett revealed today that he has lifted former head coach Wade Phillips' ban on gaining yards on offense, scoring, and winning. "It was a really stupid policy, in retrospect," said Garrett, whose career as...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Under Their New Head Coach Jason Garrett Defeat The (6-2) New York Giants 33-20

The Dallas Cowboys Under Their New Head Coach Jason Garrett Defeat The (6-2) New York Giants 33-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones finally had something to smile about after weeks and weeks of wearing what appeared to be a painted on frown. His (1-7) team led by new head coach Jason Garrett defeated the highly fav...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Sign Quarterback Kurt Warner

The Dallas Cowboys Sign Quarterback Kurt Warner

DALLAS - Now that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has fired his head football coach Wade "The Statue" Phillips, Jones truly feels that the Cowboys might just find the road to victory. He stated that he has total confidence in his new coach Jason...

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Funny story: Wade Phillips: Which NFL Team Can I F--k Up Now?

Wade Phillips: Which NFL Team Can I F--k Up Now?

Disgraced former University of Houston, West Orange-Stark High School, Oklahoma State University, University of Kansas, Houston Oilers, New Orleans Saints, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills, Atlanta Falcons, San Diego Chargers and Da...

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Funny story: 1-7 Dallas Cowboys Admit 'Don't Ask Don't Tell" Doesn't work In NFL!

1-7 Dallas Cowboys Admit 'Don't Ask Don't Tell" Doesn't work In NFL!

Head F******g know it all Jerry Jones, Owner, CEO, General Manager, Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator and Locker Room Attendant has finally thrown in the towel on wishy-washy head coach Wade Philips, firing him today. The formerly hard charging Co...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Clobber The Dallas Cowboys 45-7: Jerry Jones Says He May Put The Team Up For Sale On eBay

The Green Bay Packers Clobber The Dallas Cowboys 45-7: Jerry Jones Says He May Put The Team Up For Sale On eBay

GREEN BAY - Jerry Jones sat in his executive's box at Lambeau Field and during the course of the game an inside source said that he shook his head dejectedly a total of 293 times during one of the most lopsided losses in Cowboy history. Jones, who...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Brings "First Overall Pick In 2011 Draft" Tour To Green Bay

Dallas Cowboys Brings "First Overall Pick In 2011 Draft" Tour To Green Bay

Dallas head coach Wade Phillips, who is packing the contents of his office into empty copy paper boxes as this is written, will bring his 1-6 Cowboys to Green Bay, where they will lose to the Packers this Sunday night, on what the team has designated...

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Apologizes To The Dallas Fans For The Cowboys (1-6) Record: "Hell If It'll Help I'll Start Dating Jessica Simpson!"

Jerry Jones Apologizes To The Dallas Fans For The Cowboys (1-6) Record: "Hell If It'll Help I'll Start Dating Jessica Simpson!"

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones stood before the sports media after the game and stated that he is embarrassed, ashamed, and constipated at the way his team is playing. The Cowboys lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars 35-17 and Jo...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Breaks His Collarbone As The Dallas Cowboys Fall To (1-5): Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Aged 10 Years!

Tony Romo Breaks His Collarbone As The Dallas Cowboys Fall To (1-5): Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Aged 10 Years!

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones sat in his multi-million dollar air-conditioned luxury suite with beads of sweat running down his forehead. He had just watched his star quarterback get tackled and hammered to the ground by New York Giant...

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