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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin, Who Is Dating Kim Kardashian, Says Teammate Tony Romo May Get Back Together With His Ex Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin, Who Is Dating Kim Kardashian, Says Teammate Tony Romo May Get Back Together With His Ex Jessica Simpson

SAN ANTONIO - The Dallas Cowboys are conducting their pre-season training camp in The Alamo City. A reporter for Quarterback Sack Illustrated Magazine, Rufus "Gatorade" Winterwinkle, said that Cowboys wide receiver, Miles Austin, told him that quarte...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She'll Bring Good Luck To The Dallas Cowboys By Dating Star Receiver Miles Austin

Kim Kardashian Says She'll Bring Good Luck To The Dallas Cowboys By Dating Star Receiver Miles Austin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian was relaxing out by her pool when she was asked by her sister Khloe if she thinks that people will say she is going to jinx the Dallas Cowboys because she is dating Miles Austin. Kim immediately said that she does...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 2010 Calendar Hits The Stores

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 2010 Calendar Hits The Stores

DALLAS - A spokesperson for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has just informed the sports media that the brand new 2010 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar has hit the new stands and book stores. The 12 monthly photos were taken by noted naked cal...

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Funny story: Down the Rabbit Hole, Part One (How the World Would Be Different if the Thirteen Colonies Had Lost Their War for Independence)

Down the Rabbit Hole, Part One (How the World Would Be Different if the Thirteen Colonies Had Lost Their War for Independence)

What if the Thirteen Colonies had been unsuccessful in their attempts (almost 250 years ago) to gain their independence from Mother England? How different would our world be today? Down the Rabbit Hole, Part One Sports "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Howard Cosell coming to you live from Redcoat Soldier Field in Chicago, New Liverpool. I'm joined by my good friend, Dandy Don...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Destroy The Original Home of The Dallas Cowboys - Texas Stadium

Al Qaeda Operatives Destroy The Original Home of The Dallas Cowboys - Texas Stadium

IRVING - Jerry Jones decided that it would be a whole heck of a lot cheaper to pay Al Qaeda operatives to destroy the outdated Texas Stadium, which was built in 1971, than to pay an American demolition firm to do the job. Jones said that he made h...

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Funny story: Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Recruits who were being sought by multiple universities have stated that other schools told them that Florida's Head Football Coach Urban Meyer was leaving the program to coach the Dallas Cowboys. While this did not affect the decision of three know...

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Funny story: Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Admits He's Annoying

Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Admits He's Annoying

Dallas Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones has admitted he is annoying. In a statement released today through his spokesperson Donald Dam, Jerry conveyed, "I know who I am and I know I'm annoying. I built a big stadium because everything in Texas is Big. I pu...

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Funny story: Romo Reconnects with Simpson for 2010 Season

Romo Reconnects with Simpson for 2010 Season

With disastrous results from the 2009 NFL playoffs still looming in the background, Tony Romo was left to ponder what exactly had gone wrong this season. While the Cowboys franchise blamed Jessica Simpson for distracting Romo last year, Romo apparen...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Flys To Brazil In Search of A Kicker

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Flys To Brazil In Search of A Kicker

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has flown down to Brazil to conduct tryouts to hopefully find a new field goal kicker among Brazil's dozens of soccer teams. Jones admitted that the kicking position is not exactly his biggest...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Is Considering Running For Governor Of Minnesota

Brett Favre Is Considering Running For Governor Of Minnesota

MINNEAPOLIS - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre had just barely gotten out of the dressing room shower after soundly beating the Dallas Cowboys 34-3, when this reporter asked him to comment on the rumor that he may consider running for the go...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson: "That'll Teach Him (Tony Romo) To Dump Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

Jessica Simpson: "That'll Teach Him (Tony Romo) To Dump Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson had just stepped off the plane from Minneapolis at Los Angeles' LAX Airport when this reporter asked her how she was doing. Jessica grinned and said that she was doing much better now. When asked to explain she replie...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Clobbered By The Minnesota Vikings - Owner Jerry Jones May Fire Himself

Dallas Cowboys Clobbered By The Minnesota Vikings - Owner Jerry Jones May Fire Himself

MINNEAPOLIS - The Minnesota Vikings soundly trounced the Dallas Cowboys 34-3. No one has been able to figure out why, but for some inexplicable reason the Cowboys left their offensive line and their whole defensive team in Texas. Quarterback Tony...

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Funny story: Romo Bends Over and Coughs It Up--3 Times! Cowboys LOSE! Old Guy Favre WINS!

Romo Bends Over and Coughs It Up--3 Times! Cowboys LOSE! Old Guy Favre WINS!

Led by a 40 year old farmer, the Minnesota Vikings hosted the invading Dallas Cowboys, and when the dust settled proved the only thing the Dudes from Dallas had going for them was their cheerleaders. The highly vaunted offense of the Cowboys, rej...

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Funny story: Local Man Disappointed By Dallas Cowboys

Local Man Disappointed By Dallas Cowboys

Local man Martin Shuttlecock could barely conceal his bitter disappointment this evening when he tuned in his HD TV hoping to see a movie double bill and found that the show was a sports programme featuring NFL teams Dallas Cowboys and Minnesota Viki...

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Sells Naming Rights To Different Parts of New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

Jerry Jones Sells Naming Rights To Different Parts of New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

Jerry Jones is trying to recover some of his billion dollar investment in his new Cowboys Stadium by selling naming rights to different areas withing the sports venue. While naming rights to the entire stadium are not for sale at this time, some par...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jessica Simpson

Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jessica Simpson

TUPELO, Mississippi - The Rev. Al Sharpton was in town speaking before a conference of The African-American Black Coalition To Unite And Form A Black Alliance. He was asked if he felt that black people in the south were finally being treated fairl...

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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

The Philadelphia Eagles will travel to Dallas to play against the Cowboys in the first round of the NFL playoffs. In a surprise move, the Eagles signed a new person to their team this morning. It was not, however, a player or a coach. The Eagles h...

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