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Funny story: England Regain Ashes And Set Fire To Ricky Ponting's Bat To Celebrate

England Regain Ashes And Set Fire To Ricky Ponting's Bat To Celebrate

There were prolonged celebrations at the Oval last night as the England cricket team thrashed the Australians by 197 runs, in a victory which saw them take the 5-Test npower series 2-1. There was more to follow, however, when it was reported that som...

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Funny story: Freddie's A Twat: Watson

Freddie's A Twat: Watson

London, England: As the tension mounts ahead of the fifth and final Ashes test Australian all-rounder Shane Watson has added spice to what is already sure to be a hard-fought encounter. Prior to the fourth test Watson boldly claimed that Aussie sp...

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Funny story: England force rule changes ahead of 5th Ashes Test

England force rule changes ahead of 5th Ashes Test

Following the humiliating innings defeat at Headingley, the International Cricket Council have changed the rules ahead of the next test match at the Oval in 9 days time. England, who were upset due to the difficulty of the game, had written to the IC...

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Funny story: English Cricket Team kidnapped by Somali pirates

English Cricket Team kidnapped by Somali pirates

In developing news, the English cricket team, preparing to play Australia in the Fourth Ashes Test at Headingley, Leeds, has been kidnapped by Somali pirates who were touring the UK on a summer break from their desperado ways. Reports suggest tha...

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Funny story: Third Ashes Test Match Marred By Obscene Chanting

Third Ashes Test Match Marred By Obscene Chanting

It's with great sadness that we report that the third Ashes test match, currently in session at Edgbaston, Birmingham (not too far from Dudley, the former home of legendary Spoof writer Monkey Woods) has been marred by a series of obscene chants from...

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Funny story: Bowl Outs to be scrapped in Twenty20 Cricket

Bowl Outs to be scrapped in Twenty20 Cricket

Following today's resolution of the Lancashire v Somerset T20 QF by a Bowl Out, the ECB are responding to disgruntled fans' feedback that this is a ludicrous way to resolve a match, especially bearing mind the financial implications of missing out on...

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Funny story: Cricket Test Matches to lose 1st Class status

Cricket Test Matches to lose 1st Class status

The shock news that Test matches are about to lose their 1st class status has not come as a complete surprise to the Cricket community. This proposed downgrading in status of Cricket's premier form of the game follows on from the ICC's decision to...

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Funny story: Robot "Freddy" the real hero of Lord's

Robot "Freddy" the real hero of Lord's

It was revealed late today by English management officials that Andrew Flintoff, who regularly left the field of play to look after his chronically injured body, was replaced on many occasions by a robotic version of his life form, who subsequently c...

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Funny story: Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Former England cricket captain Andrew Flintoff, who this week announced that he will retire from Test cricket after the current Ashes series, has told friends at lancashire CC that he hopes to take up the rather less strenuous sport of Crown Green Bo...

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Funny story: Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking

Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking

Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff, 31, has announced his retirement from Test cricket in order to spend more time with his ale. After an injury-plagued career, the talismanic all-rounder will now confine himself to games lasting less than two hours. "I...

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Funny story: Flintoff retires from Test Cricket

Flintoff retires from Test Cricket

Today has seen the much expected announcement that Andrew (Freddy) Flintoff will be retiring from Test Cricket following this summers ashes series. Flintoff has announced that his decision follows a series of injuries that have told his body it i...

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Funny story: Australia Slam England Time Wasting Antics

Australia Slam England Time Wasting Antics

Australian cricket captain Ricky Pointless slammed the tactics adopted by Englands last pair Jimmy Hairstyle and Munty Pantsareoff. "The way they just kept blocking the ball and not let themselves get out flies in the face of the earlier efforts of t...

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Funny story: Today At The Test

Today At The Test

At close of play England were 20 runs for 2 wickets. Australia 674 for 5 wickets declared. Awful stuff from Australia, hitting lots of 4s and 6s. We really don't like that sort of thing here. England's batsmen have a whole day to bat, and it doesn...

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Funny story: Test Match Special Still Stuck In 19th Century

Test Match Special Still Stuck In 19th Century

BBC's Test Match Special is still stuck firmly in the 19th Century. It does not look likely that it will ever escape. CMJ (Christopher Martin Jenkins) responded to the allegations by saying "Sir, your suggestion is preposterous. I damn your impudence...

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Funny story: The Ashes "No Repeat Of 2005"

The Ashes "No Repeat Of 2005"

Australian captain Ricky Pointless has said that he does not expect a repeat of 2005. "In 2005 the cricket was excellent and everybody got excited and had a great time. That level of enthusiasm will not be around this time. Playing the first test in...

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Funny story: "We're Ready" Says England Cricket Team

"We're Ready" Says England Cricket Team

"Bring on the Aussies!" That was the cry from the England camp before this week's first Ashes test in Cardiff. Star batsman K.P.Nuts said "We are ready for a fight. We are not scared-except for Ian Bellend, who is crapping his pants." The England...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Called Up For First Ashes Test

Andy Murray Called Up For First Ashes Test

Andy Murray has been drafted into the England squad for the first ashes Test at Cardiff later this week. Chairman of selectors Geoff Miller said "I've been a big fan of his for some time now. I like the way he hits the ball. He is difficult to set a...

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