Rome Italy - Faithful onlookers where shocked today when Pope Benedict fired two anti aircraft missiles from his "Pope mobile" today at would be assassins. Apparently the Pope was tipped off from insiders of the exact location of the assailants w...
A Leicester taxi driver handed out leaflets today in the city asking the public to refrain from knee-jerk reactions over alleged cases of sexual abuse by priests on children and subsequent cover-ups by the Church. The leaflet stated quite calmly t...
Easter is the biggest festival of the Christian Calendar. Although children prefer Christmas, Easter lasts four days not one, and Chocolate eggs can be eaten to excess. Approaching this most sacred of weekends, a massive row has broken out in the Cat...
West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...
Just when you thought that the Catholic Church couldn't possibly do anything more to make a horrible situation worse, news agencies are reporting a new Vatican edict: No Child Left Behind. Apparently, according to sources inside the Vatican, it i...
Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha...
In the hills near the shores of the Dead Sea there is a small, closed Christian monastic community. It was here, almost 2,000 years ago that a manuscript was prepared that set out the way of life that all Christian monastic orders have followed ever...
Heaven: The Reverend Al Gore, the spiritual head of the Church of Environmental Scientology, briefly was out of communications range on the way to an environmental conference in Copenhagen Denmark. The private jet disappeared off the RADAR screen while making a slight detour. "Where am I," said Al on awakening? "Heaven" said the angelic choir. "You mean my private jet crashed?" said Al! "No yo...
This morning, I watched the news and sports commentary about a high school basketball game in the Houston, Texas area. Two teams in the same division played, and one beat the other by a score of 170-35. The halftime score was 100-12. The coach of the winning team says that he played all of his players and that his goal was to score 200 points. The lack of sportsmanship demonstrated by the co...
The Church of England has announced that, according to a latest research, an average person in the UK doesn't know much about the adult life of Jesus. Michael Robson, 29 a milkman from Bognor Regis admitted that he has no idea what Jesus has done or...
Archbishop Rowan Williams will announce at this Sunday's mass at Westminster Abbey that the church will actively help those in financial difficulties to overcome them as soon as possible. A small army of three thousand volunteers will go door to...
(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops is calling the most recent Democrat House of Representatives health care bills. "Seriously deficient on the issues of abortion and conscience" and is urging priests around the country to s...
Salt Lake City, Utah - In an unprecedented merger, expected to have massive ramifications for spirituality in America, several major off-brand sects of Christianity have all joined together into one monolithic faith. At a summit held by the Church...
The rise in religious criminals shows no sign of slowing. In America a bank robber wept and discussed Jesus before stealing $20 and a mobile phone. On Sunday at the Immaculate Conception in Wellingborough notorious gangster Father Frank O'Malley...
The Church of England has ordained a lemon in a bid to make officiating at funerals easier. Whilst the move is unusual, the lemon is not thought to be the first fruit to be ordained by the church. Bishop Ray Kiddiefiddler said "These days funerals...
Rejected Rock, Montana - There is fear here at the First Fundamentalist Bible Believing Church of Christ the Martyred Redeemer and Rock of Ages, Reformed. A fear that won't go away. A fear that it's been entirely too long since the government torch...
A hard-hitting documentary to be shown on national television tonight promises to 'lift the lid' on the alleged connection between Archbishop Dr Rowan Boat, and the seedy world of the hardcore pornography industry. In the third part of his series...
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