A couple of foster carers who are not opposed to homosexuality have lost a court case over their right to become Christians. Eunice and Owen Johns, who hail from Derby, had applied to the city's Pentecostal Church to join their congregation but th...
Hezekiah and Deborah Bookbasher from Taunton decided to go for a weekend break at a guest house in the Lake District. The Bookbashers who have been married for 25 years wanted to make this weekend very special because it was the anniversary of their...
Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...
Police arrest five suspected Christian militants for planning to attack a newspaper that printed amusing stories about Jesus, Son of God. Following tips received early yesterday, police raided a semi-detached house at 2 a.m. this morning. It wa...
Egypt--Local Christian and avid reader, Harry Winkle, lost his house to fire in what officials are calling a case of mistaken identity. "I was walking down the street towards my home, and what do I see. A Muslim man standing in front of my house w...
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's office has confirmed Born Again Christians have been given permission to construct a theme park on the outskirts of California. The theme park, 'Clapland' has been criticised in some quarters for making money from...
Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all. Speaking at a press conference about the 'Tony Blair Faith Foundation' in New York the ex Prime Minister said: "I'm afraid to say that it...
A controversy has erupted over a decision by the South Fulton, TN fire department to allow a rural home in Obion County to burn to the ground because the owner did not pay the requisite $75 annual fee to secure fire protection. The fire department...
Mad bastard market trader, Johnny O'Hat today expressed his utter disbelief that Muslim communities around the world should take exception to a few copies of the Koran being burned in public by a madcap Florida Pastor. O'Hat complained that Muslim...
Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition of America has said lately that he is sorely disappointed in America's Christians of late. Robertson claims that the fundamentalist Christian movement is not moving nearly fast enough on certain initi...
NEW JURUSALEM (ABSNN) -- Jesus of Nazareth, AKA "The Christ," called a news conference in his tiny Arab hometown today, and like Pontius Pilate, the Roman Governor of Judea who gave The Son of God over to the Christ-Killing Jews, washed his hands in...
Residents of Skelmersdale, Lancashire, were thrilled to learn via The Pope's Twitter page that he intends to visit the town in November. The Pope, who is already visiting the UK next month, decided to make a return visit later in the Autumn, due to...
A new iPhone App is to be offered starting this Sunday. For a mere $2,000 per month, worshippers of God can get a direct line to Him. One Christian, Irma B. Leaver, was interviewed regarding this new App. and if she would purchase it said, "Thi...
I've thought long and hard about this. Perhaps the Republicans and Tea Partiers are right. Perhaps there is so much trouble in this country because we've gotten away from God. Considering this, I decided to get to the very root of all troubles. You see, what brought the collapse of this God-given country is the same thing that got us thrown out of the Garden of Eden. CLOTHING! After all, i...
Scientology guru L. Ron Hubbard reportedly believes the lightning strike that burned down a six-story statute of Jesus Christ in Monroe, Ohio was a God-sent signal that Jesus was not God's only-begotten son. Hubbard, who died in 1986, channeled...
Easter is the biggest festival of the Christian Calendar. Although children prefer Christmas, Easter lasts four days not one, and Chocolate eggs can be eaten to excess. Approaching this most sacred of weekends, a massive row has broken out in the Cat...
Fundamentalist group Christian Voice today announced that they planned to boycott Heaven by drinking sherry on a Sunday and going to Hell instead. The groups leader, level headed lunatic Stephen Green told reporters that: 'Christian Voice was rece...
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